Monday, 24 January 2011

NOT A WALK IN THE PARK

Hello everybloggie. Imagine. Actually. Don't have to. Going to show you. There I was. Minding my own taking my wig on a wiry wagger in my Royal Park. When suddenly an unbelievable sight. Right before my very mince pies.



Noooooo!!!! Miss Enid. My pesky wheelie. Taking a wheel about!!!!! Agggh.



She followed my every move. Once she got started. Wheelie useless. No gears or anything. Always needs a push start. Wish she'd push right off.



Decide to ignore her. I mean. Would you want to be clocked with a wheelie silly looking wheelie???



Who was a-posing and a-preening in her Sunday Best furs hat and wrap? Her Christmas present from Lacie. Made by Butchie and Katie's clever Mom. (Be super duper adorning my Toffee girl pupcake eh? But on a wheelie??? Wheelie.) Square M pulled the alpha treat trick. " Eric No treats 'till you learn to be kind to Miss Enid. Play nicely please"



So. Gave old E my best play bow. Yeah. I know she's facing the other way but them peskies have their pies where the sun don't....I mean..... in the back of their sawdust heads.



I know. Checked it out for me self earlier. . .



So. Playtime!!! Bellowed in her ear'ole. "Let's play Hide and Seek Miss E!"



"Get up on this lookie out post" With that I heeve-hoed that rag bag of wood fill right up on where she came from. Made her feel right at home. Wood fill on Wood. Snigggggersnort. She looks happy 'eh? Soaking up the ray's.



"Close your mincies. I SAID CLOSE 'EM. Now count to one hundred squary squillion billion trillion. While I trot my foxy self off to hide. AND. NO PEEPING'. Call you when I'm readdddy...... "



Course I didn't. Call. Hide. Or anything. Xcept. See me waaaaay off in the distance? Trotting off home? Dumb Enid. Probably still there. Counting. And counting. Haaaaaa!!! Guess it'll be a wheelie long time before I see her again . . .

21 comments:

Barbara said...

Oh man, what did she ever do to you??

Gus said...

Eric...you go right back to that park and get Miss Enid...she is the only one who can get Teka Toy to behave, and I can't afford to have her offended.

gussie

Asta said...

Ewic my sweet
Now I know how you feel about miss Enid, but honestly it's ot just Teka Toy who needs hew guy dance..have you given this a thowough thought wif that squawe bwain??
Oh I know, you have youw fweedom, and you cewtainly can outwit and outwun hew, but just one wowd in youw bootiful eaws LACIE

I'd go back fow hew if i wew you
hehehe
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh to have been there to watch all of this!

Kind of like when Mango's DOH took Hector to The Mall!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

houndstooth said...

Eric, do you really think she's playing by the rules? She probably beat you home!

Bunny

Sam said...

Oh dear! Someone isn't getting treats when he gets home!

Sam

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
A hard time at the park with Miss Enid!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

happy said...

Oh Eric...you just couldn't resist, eh?

Bouncing Bertie said...

Hahaaa Uncle Eric! Smart move with the old 'hide and seek' trick!
And tell me, do you really have your very own Royal park? I am so impressed.
But please, I do wish you'd stop going on about mince pies. It only reminds me of the very hurtful party Gail had back in December when I was banished to the back room....
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
PS I tried to make Gail show off her lovely new tee shirt to all of Aberdeen when we went out on our walk yesterday, but she said "it might be a bit warmer Bertie but it's not that warm". Personally I think she's a wimp. After all, you see plenty of girls here on a Saturday night cavorting along Union Street in the city centre wearing just teeny weeny little vests and micro-mini skirts, and BARE (goose pimply) legs, even when it's below freezing. I guess Miss Enid would not approve!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Miss Enid needs to teach you some manners, Eric! She looks ravishing, as always!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

ERIC...YOU ARE IN SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH TROUBLE...firstish, Square Mom in gonna banish you to the Naughty Corner until AFTER THE ROYAL WEDDING, and secondish, I am pawsonally going to come over there and rescue the poor old darling. It's cold Eric, and her sawdust isn't as insulating as before...

And besides I heard the Queen herself has requested Miss er Lady Enid to give some Royal Eat A Cat lessons to Miss Kate. I am so allowed to come along...something about a bad example, but I don't know what she was talking about. It's so hard to catch some of the things you say over there across the pee...same words mean diffenent things...lifts and boots and such.

Now, have a hot cup of tea ready for Miss Enid's return...oh, she did look lovely in her furs.. if she could put in a reservation for Asta, Myrna's, the fakie Lakie's as well as mine for cold storage, that would be simply perfect.

Toodle peepsy,

Miss Lacie Teacakes

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Eric,
That is not good. Even if you don't like her, you musn't be mean to her.
Sally Ann

TwoSpecialWires said...

Eric. We've been hearin' Granmoma say (over and over) "I hope you remember, when YOU are 87 years old ...." (you can fill in the blank .... there are dozens of endings). All of those statements are her way of saying she's learned a lot and been through a lot (and even suffered a lot), but there is lots to be learned from her. (And we darned well better learn it.) We're just here to suggest, that if Miss Enid didn't have such impeccable manners and proper style, she'd probably be saying the same thing to you (and expecting you to listen.)

Now that we think about it .... she's probably already reminding you of those things ... and you're nodding and pretending to listen. Ummm. We'd better quit before we get ourselves in trouble.

Hang in there. She's definitely VerySpecial.

xxoo
Jake and Fergi

George the Lad said...

LOL!! clever Eric finding a way of leaving her there. I bet other peeps wondered what she was doing!!
See Yea George xxx

Petey said...

Well done! Brilliant move, old boy. Well worth skipping out on a treat or two. Is she still there, growing some roots?

Your pal,

Petey

William Tell said...

Next time you can take her snipe-hunting. That's what we Okies do when the pesky little siblings follow us around. Unfortunately they catch on after the first hunt and won't go with us again.

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Agatha and Archie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO WE WILL SHOW THOSE WHEELIES YET!!!!! SIhg there is no snow there not one drop not one snowflake.Pl2 is going to take some pics today to show you what we have..Lets just say it is about 1200 feet higher than us. Enuff said.. Love Snow girl and plow boy

Dewey Dewster said...

I tell ya Eric....that Miss Enid is a WHEELIE fer paws sake....one those stuffed imposters who are tryin' ta take over the wire world.....'n besides that....she's useless...did she nove at all without help...NO NO NO...did she hide and seek ? NO NO NO.....useless I tell ya.....park 'er in the drawing room and ferget 'er.....

Dewey Dewster here....

Bobby said...

HI PAL. YOU HAVE DONE TO MISS ENID WHAT I WOULD LOVE TO DO WITH MOP BOY PIP, TROUBLE IS HE CAN NOT COUNT. I THINK MISS ENID LOOKS VERY SMART, I DO WONDER WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF YOUR MUM WALKING ENID. DOES SHE WHEELIR COME WHEN YOU CALL HER.

Cassie said...

Poor Miss Enid. She's probably still standing there waiting to be escorted home. Shame on you!
AireSmooches,
BabyRocketDog

Way to go Eric! You're my hero. We don't have any wheelies at our house, though mama has looked for one, AND I am glad she's had no luck. WelshieHigh5s, Hootie

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