WHAT THE FOXIE ???

Yooohooo! Over here everbloggie. In my naughty corner. Scary stuffie to bark about. Started when we got a relentlessly huge post sack delivered square on our doorstep. Was all over it like a rash when I sniffed out it was from my sweet Lacie. Then I read the label. "For Miss Enid" Grrrrrrrr.



Carried that heavy old sack of potatoes right over to another one. Lumpy old Miss Enid! Nice of me though eh? Course. Untouchables wobbled over on their wonky wheelies too. Old silly's. Such terrier temptation.



Quickly upped Sweet Pea for a bite or two. Ewww. Nasty. Nothing sweet about sawdust. (Note Miss E with a grimace on her old boat race. Giving me the Evil Eye)



Next. Jumped up and kidnapped irksome Albert. Took him to my blanket for my Eric special Eradication Programme. Which is why I'm here. In the naughty corner. As if I care. Given me time to ponder. And pontificate. Bout some wheelie weird going's on here lately. Hell's Bells bloggies. Scary stuff. Noticed first as Miss Enid squinted at the customs label on her parcel. Picture of innocence. Or. Not???



Crumbs. Kind of reminded me of something. You too? Hmmm. Bark it out then. Thinking it's something like the back end of a bus? Err. I mean. Terribly familiar?



YES! YES! YES! You got it. Lacie and Miss Enid. Both made from the same Big Butt Mould!!! What are the chances of that? Then. Recalled. Another co- incidence. Maybe. Or. Are them wheelies. . . GULP. . . up to no good . . .



Put your pies on Albert. Arriving here last summer.



Then on Lacie. In her finery last Autumn. Would you Adam and Eve it? Like seeing double. . .



Another. Co-incidence. Sweet Pea Clementine. Last Summer. Wheelie flying . . .



And Scruffy. Flying Tutu. At Halloween. Bark about two Sweet Peas In a Pod. Holey Moley. All them co-incidences. Called for a brave inspection of my pesky wheelies. See what the foxie's going on.



NOOOOOOOO!!!! What's happening? Uncanny. My. Wheelies. Are them. THE HOLY TERRIERS!!!



And they. THE TERRIERS. Lacie. Scruffy. Stanley. Are them. MY WHEELIES.In Triplicate!!! AAAAAAaaahhhh!!!!

VERY FEW WORDS ON A WEDNESDAY

WFT?!!!! Translation. What the Foxie.....









Do I look a happy chappy? No. Arresting aroma's all around. Tormenting terrier walks every collection day.





Reduce landfill! Cut the collections! Save carbon emissions!



Ban Terrier Torture! Bark No! To tempting trash bins. Yes to Ecological Awareness!







I'm ingesting in recycling. Big time. (Before you ask the indelicate question. I use compostable woopsie bags. Hmm. Should I order double my usual quantity?)



Yep. Doing my bit everybloggie. Recycling more. Wasting less. To save our Planet.

WAGGING OLD WEEK

Ho!Ho! Ho! Santa came early this year. Parcels from A Merry Car! Loads of lovely loot from Baby Rocket and Hootie.Just for leaving a comment on their 100th blog. Specially sooper dooper of them.



A box stuffed with treats, a coat, singing stuffies. Wooohoo! A many legged Rudolph! Sweeties for the Squares. Which they've stuffied already. Squillion of square wag thanks BR and Hootie. Made my day.

Then a parcel of gorgeous goodies arrived from Jake and Fergie. Golly!!! Bark about generous .Tons of thank you's Jake,Fergie, Moma and Nina girlie. Want an i-spy at our goodies?



See my cosy neck warmer? Think it shows up my fuzzy fizzog to perfection? A bookmark. With me on. For moi. Shucks. Was in such a wig-wag let Miss E borrow it for her books. Know what? They even sent Mom a present. Miss Enid too. Proper pucker monogrammed napkins.



She uses them for breakfast.( Milky tea. Bone shape toast with marmalade. Laid on her lacie cloth). Miss E said her Eat A Cat book states paper serviettes are most Prim and Proper for Partaking of one's Break Fast. Cloth for Afternoon Tea and Dinner. Notice something then? Wasn't nasty to ancient Miss Enid. My new Years Resolution everybloggie. Nooooo. Not gone soft in my Nutcase. It's a well known fact New Year resolutions are only kept four weeks. At most. Giggle.

While I'm showing you presents. Want a gander at what Cousin Ruby Dog gave me and Mom for Christmas? Careful. Cos it'll make your pies pop right out of your head.....



only my own camera!!! Boy oh boy. Girlies! Book your fashion model shoots with me now. I'll be like them Doggie Bailey and Norman Barkinson famous fashion photographers. Done 3 shoots already. I'm holding an Eric Photo Exhibition. So. Keep 'em peeled. (Note from Square Mom: Before you doggies all yap "I want one on those" you need to know it's broken after only 3 uses. Lots of Amazon reviews say the same too. We're trying to exchange it. Don't let on to Eric it's broken will you? He'll be devastated.)

Yeah. Thanks to kind bloggie pals. Been a happy old week in Square Dog House. Want proof? See for yourself everybloggie . . .



Ooooo harHAAAArhaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

PAWZ FOR THOUGHT

Hey everybloggie. Know my pal Grumpy Bobby? UH.OH. He's not only grumpy this week. He's angry too.



Flipping 'eck. Look at his nashers! Nasty. Anyways. Here's the story. Bobby's leggeds foster all sorts of abandonded or ill treated doggies for Paws for Thought till they get a furever home. They fostered Martha, Bobby too till they decided to keep him.



When he's not grumpy. Or angry. Bobby blogs about the never ending succession of dogs his family voluntarily foster. Like these two cute puppers. But. Some lowlife this side of the pond. (Got to be Pond scum. Scrapped from the bottom) Has been swiping the dog and cat food from the Paws for Thought animal food donation bins in all the local supermarkets. Whatever their reason. It's not right. Can you blogging believe it? Stealing from charity. Made me mad. Madder than mad. Grrrrrrrr. The fosters rely on a bit of help like that 'cos they pay the upkeep for the rescues they care for. So. Can you wag over to Bobby? Send him a paws up? He hardly gets any visitors. Might get him back to his normal grumpy self. You can give help at the Paws for Thought web site if you want to. (UK pals you can help by donating unwanted dog or cat items too) Whatever. But definitely. Leave Bobby some poop for the pond life!