Friday, 11 February 2011

BAD BAD BOY

Hello everybloggie. Guess where I've been? Yeah. My favourite place. The Naughty Corner. OK. You want the truth? Was the Bad boy please promise you will never EVER do that again Very Naughty Corner. Followed by a swift removal to the Poorly Corner. Next. A hasty move to the Proper Poorly Corner. Warning. For those of you with a scream ish nature better not read any further.


Here's a super dooper picture of bunny wabbit for you instead. (Like it Archie?)

See. There I was running in my park..... when...... errr .....I found an over the rainbow not of this world bunny wabbit and popped it into my north and south. Those of you who know me. Knows I never could resist ummm ... a snack between meals. Even better when I can play my favourite game at the same time. Naa naa nee nahhh nahhh...can't catch meeeee Squaries...such fun!!

Back at Square Dog House. Was rub-a-dubbed. Scrubbed. Plonked in the Very Naughty Corner before my visit to the vets. Then moved to the Poorly Corner. Back at the vets again a couple of days later. Into the Proper Poorly Corner. For a stay over and drip dose of auntie biotics. Got myself an icky ulcerated colon.


Here's what I've been like for the past two weeks. Between ...errr... other things. Now I'm almost all better. Hey nursies! Only been allowed teensy weensy chicken 'n rice munchies and tons of tablets for days 'n days 'n days. Bring over some of 'em soothing smoothies can you? Heheee ....and mebbe a few healing smoochies?

Now. My nephew Bertie. Better not follow your dear Uncle's example (wait a week or two at least if you can). Cos them Squares are hopping mad with me. Can't stop rabbiting on and on and on about the high price of wabbits. Several hundreds of 'em paper pounds apparently. Oooopsie.But worser. Much much worser. Think I've heard them mutter......muzzle...

23 comments:

pam said...

Oh Eric you are a wascally fellow. Perhaps next year you should enter the Bad Dog contest at MangoMister. Yer a shooin...

Bobo and Meja

Barbara said...

Ew, wild rabbits are bad for you! You don't know where they've been!! Glad you're doing better...don't stay away so long!

The Rocky Creek Scotties said...

Say it ain't so!! Not the muzzle!

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ruairi

PS - glad you're feeling better.

Gus said...

Oh my.

Poor Squares. In more ways than one I suppose.

We are sorry to hear about your mis-advenure with the wascally wabbit. Maybe not as sorry as saiwabbit, but distressed, none the lest.

We hope you are feeling less poorly soon - were you off lead? Maybe you will end up ON lead AND Muzzled!

what a horror.

gussie

Mango said...

Seems to me that rabbit must have been booby trapped. Normal rabbits don't hurt your innards like that.

I don't think you'll need a muzzle. All will be forgiven.

Slobbers,
Mango

Inky and Molly said...

Man mister, dun that teach ya a lesson...goshers, we feel for you, poor sod. Hope you are being up and square again in no time

houndstooth said...

Yes, but Eric, what did it taste like? Was it worth all that trouble?

Bunny

Agatha and Archie said...

Sigh.... really what is it with you boys?? DIDN'T YOU TEST IT BEFORE YOU TRIED IT??? RULE ONE o ONE in the square dog rule book( ask your nephew Bertie for it we have been training him and OBVIOUSLY you need to reread a few chapters dear boy.....) If you have it in your mouth and it makes your mouth pucker up DROP IT DROP IT.....geesh you and him one mold....... I will be there shortly with the team for the after nursing care( I will have my eyes on Nurse Lacie she has been pushing it a wee bit lately) and I am also bringing the book.. DO YOU WANT A MUZZLE???NOOOO YOU DON"T.... LISTEN TO YOUR TWINNIE HERE ERIC..... I know how to fool all of them.... love A+A(Archie says he is bringing some enchilada dip he just learned how to make..will it hurt your tummy?)

Sally said...

OH DEAR! We are so sorry to hear you are not well! At least you are feeling better than the rabbit? I hope your boo-boos go away and you are back to your sweet adorable ways - not hunting small furries.

But I sympathise - I have a problem with SQUIRRELS! So D put bells on my collar - so the darn things know I am coming - I still chase them but I get so mad I can't catch them!!! Maybe bells might warn the bunnies and you can't get them? That way no muzzle?

Hope you are happy and healthy in no time

Lots of licks
Sally and Paddy

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh Uncle Eric I had no idea you were poorly. Please make sure you get absolutely properly better so you can eat real food again and not just lots of pills.

So I'm not supposed to chase rabbits 'cos they're expensive then is that it?

I'll think about that.

Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Maggie and Mitch said...

We hope you're back to 100% soon, Eric. Mom and dad are always threatening to muzzle Mitch on walkies when he snags nuts but they never go through with it!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Sam said...

Oh, dear. I hope you feel better soon. ...and maybe you ought to leave those rabbits alone...

Sam

Bruce said...

Can't change who you are Eric. People might try to change you but Mother Nature made you like that for a reason....rabbits!
your cat pal,
Bruce:)
p.s. hang in there buddy

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

You ulcerated your colon eatin' a Wabbit???

Hoo boy...my nursing kit is packed.

Um...the Squares have only had you on chicken, rice and tablets? Oh my....that's a bit harsh.

I am bring my soup pot...a fresh dead rabbit that was FROZEN, carrots, celery and special herbs...Asta's recipe for soup dumplings, MY BLENDER with enuff ice from Master Chew Sits to make buckets of Colon Healing Smoothies...

And my nursing scissors....why? To cut holes in the muzzle, dear boy.

Now, I'm not sure about all this karma stuff, but I'm thinkin' that dead wabbit was very bad luck,

OR WAS IT PLANTED THERE BY THE WILY AND EXTREMELY IRRITATED (deservedly so) Miss Enid????

Member her??? The one you left in the park "playin'" Hide and Go Seek???? The one you left there counting??? I'm just sayin'...

Did you read our post before last with Scruffy bringing the frozen head in our house? Daddy thinks it was a ground hog...

Mumsie's still on drugs.

Kisses,

Nurse Lacie

Pee ess...if you can divert your TWINNIE...she watches me like a hawk...makes me so nervous....

Asta said...

Sweet Notty EWIC
I'm not suwe if I should congwatoolate you on youw hunting skills ow give you a BIG lectoowe!!1 I think you should stick to stealing hooman samiches..so much safew!!
You nevew know what's in a wabbit(unless it's been cooked by us)
It could be POISON!!!!!1
That is sooo scaiwy deea Ewic..youw poow squawes must have been fwantic.
I think they have too many things to wowwy about these days, Pleeez no mowe nottyness like this, and I think you'd bettew explain to Bewtie that he is NOT sposed to get xpensive wabbitw slike that..I don't think he undewstands.

I'm coming immediately to join the nuwsie team
heling smoochies
ASTA

Lorenza said...

Eric!
Sounds like a very bad bunny experience!
Take your meds and you will be like new in no time, ok?
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Petey said...

Obviously 4 rabbit feet are unlucky!!! Better head over here for some R&R ( and no, icing mean rabbit & rabbit!) for some fresh seafood. The stuff I find on the beach is not only delicious, it smells grand when you roll in it.

Do not eat the chocolate bunnies! Bad bad bad....

Your pal,

Petey

George the Lad said...

Heck, that don't sound nice, I don't mean being in the naughty corner!I mean the dickie tum, what did that rabbit have!!
So pleased you are on the up, I'll make sure I keep me head out of rabbit holes from now on!!
See yea George xxx

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Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

No Eric! Say it ain't so!! They didn't put you in the naughty corner for being a good hunter did they? We hope your tummy is all better now. Did that rabbit have sharp points on it to tear up your colon?? Sheesh,even rabbits are getting polluted nowadays? Darn vermin!!! Get well soon.
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRD & Hootie

Oskar said...

I'm so sorry that bunny made you feel poorly. I hope you don't have to have a muzzle! Promise your mommy that you'll be good from now on!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

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