Thursday, 6 January 2011

AN INSPECTOR CALLS

Gud evening everybloggie. It is I. Hairfool Pawrot. I am looking razer dapper don't you zinc?



But enough of my vaniteez. I am here to fazzom out ze strange "how you say 'appenings'" in ze square Dog house over Chrsitmaz.



Est Voila !! Thiz I show you. Ici. Oui. A bag wiz a cardboard box wiz a whole magnifique Camembert inside. For ze squares to eat zat evening. Left on ze kitchen worktop at ze very very back zo az to be out of Master Eric's reach.

Imagine zen my suprize when Monsieur Square callz. To azk me to solve a mystery. Alors. Ziz iz exhibit number onesy.



Ze very same Camembert box now out of ze bag sealing in it's pong! Was found on ze floor. The box now wiz nothing in! No cheeze! No signz of fiddle faddle!

Exibit number twosy. This iz tres importante. Ze CHEESE.



Found on ze kitchen floor. Still enclosed in ze waxed paper. Carefully unwrapped. QUELLE HORREUR! Over half ze cheese haz been eaten! Thiz iz a puzzle eh non?



I muz study zese items carefully to decide who dunit. Az the only thing found with ze remaining cheeze at ze time was zat dumb dog Eric. Non. Non. He cannot jump up and over to reach ze back of ze worktop. Now pardon everybloggie.I must vammoose to consider. But first. I must sniff out a big glazz of port and zome crackerz to have with ze rest of that cheeze. I Hairfool Pawrot bid you all a gudnight. And a Happy New Year.

25 comments:

houndstooth said...

Perhaps a squirrel broke into the house and made off with the cheese! That seems the most likely conclusion to me!

Bunny

Bouncing Bertie said...

We are wondering if 'ze Eric' exhibited any digestive irregularities that might be ascribed to excessive consumption of pongy French cheese??
Perhaps, Hairfool, you need to call in 'Doctor' Gillian Muck-ease to assist?
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Barbara said...

I'll bet it was a very large mouse. You should check all of the house for holes!

Sam said...

Perhaps a little assistance from Sam Scoop? He will bring his fingerprinting kit!

Sam

Gus said...

Nonsenz...it is ze fault of ze kitty Cat!

gussie n teka

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Behold The Powers of Frommage!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh man...the question is, did Eric cut the cheese???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!

(Perhaps, Inspector, you are not familiar with this expression???? I cut zee cheese all zee time...and bring unwanted smelly things in from outside...)

Now, my dear sir...I have a little mystery for you to solve. La petite (or not so) Lacie went to the vetties today cuz she has this "thing" growin' on the inside flap of her ear. It wasn't there one day, and was there the next. A bit pointy and sharp, red and rather ugleee. Daddy said it was a horn. But I digress. Now, Dr. Mary stole some cells to send to the Black Lab...er whatever ya call it. But Dr. Mary is ALMOST PAWSITIVE that LACIE HAS A WART...and that it's contagious.

So dear Inspector, do you think this may have been contracted at the Savoy Hotel?

So the question is, who gave it to Lacie? And the better question is, to whom did Lacie give it?????

We will be awaiting your answer. And be SURE AND TELL MISS ENID.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Scruffy and Stan

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

My brothers are so dead.

Do not believe any of this rubbish...(Lacie paws a bit at her ear as it's obviously sore.)

Rumors surround the famous.

Lacie

Agatha and Archie said...

Well really THIS IS SO OBVIOUS OF COURSE THEY BLAME THE DOG.... HELLO EVERYONE WAKE UP..... DOES THE WORD WHEELIE DO ANYTHING... geesh. I can't get Archie to stop laughing at Scruffy and Stand comment on cutting the cheese...Hoo boy... Love Ags and her juvenile brother

Asta said...

Ah Chéwe Mon soow Aiwfool Pawwot,

I believe once you 'ave 'ad ze west of ze camembeaw and ze wine, youw little gwey cells will be , ow you say, woken up, and you will find ze answew to youw puzzle..cleawly it was a conspiwicy..paw'aps you should 'ave un p'tit convewsation wif zat h
'andsome chat, Otis.
just un thought
smoochie bisous to you and youw pwime suspect Ewic

love
ASTA

Maggie and Mitch said...

Have you unraveled the mystery yet, Detective Pawrot?

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Martha and Bailey said...

Ha, a mystery that calls for the no nonsense Miss Barplet we think!
If the cheese had been a good English or Scottish cheddar there would have been no call for that Inspector Pawrot!
We believe the proof will come in the poop - this is a waiting game where no quick assumptions should be made!
Of course it is very possible this is the work of a human - ah yes we have known such things in our house!
They eat the forbidden food, throw the packaging on the floor and blame it on the poor dog.......or in your case.....maybe the cat!
We are not too sure about that mouse - tache!!!!
love
Martha and Bailey xxx
Clearly not suspect cos they only have little legs..........however there very long bodies are often forgotten.........they can do long stretches!

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Happy New Year Eric!
Oh la la bon appetit Camembert
We wish you a lovely good year filled with good health and good laugh.
Cheers!

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...
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Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

OH my Pawrot, this is a puzzler. Would be interested to find out 'who done it'!
Smooches,
BabyRocketDog & Hootie

PS-Mom said to let you know that we're in Phoenix now, so pls. mail the package here. Thanks!

Lorenza said...

Eric! I mean... Hairfool Pawrot!
I promise I will not tell anybody but please tell me... was it tasty??
I hope sooo!
Happy New Year!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Anonymous said...

Yes, probably so it is

Dewey Dewster said...

Hey Eric.....if ya weren't the one that purloined the cheese and enjoyed a quiet evening filled with forbidden delicies...then ya are not a true terrier...fess up and send that mustached imposter on his way....

Dewey Dewster here....

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Bobby said...

OH I SAY PAWROT DO YOU REALY THINK IT COULD HAVE BEEN ERIC, HASTINGS THE LITTLE GREY CELLS ARE WORKING ON THAT AS WE SPEAK.
WE THINK THIS WHO DONE IT WAS????
THE BUTLER OR THE CAT BUT NEVER ERIC.

Petey said...

ERIC!

It's an international conspiracy! Someone is trying to frame innocent terriers on both sides of the big pee. Mom was cleaning out the fridge and found some Camenbert (!!!) that had expired back in October. She quickly removed it and placed it in a big black plastic bag headed for the trash. Imagine her surprise when she came back into the laundry room and found the cheese wrapper on the floor with the cheese gone!

I was so upset by this mysterious intruder that I threw up some white creamy stuff twice on my walk that evening...

Time to put on my deerstalker and resume my identity as Sherlock Bones...

Your pal,

Petey the Innocent

Momo and Pinot said...

Ahhhhhh Camembert!!! We love it, our humans love it! There is always at least one Camembert in our fridge.. MMmmm..... very suspicious!

Momo & Pinot

William Tell said...

Yeah, that's a puzzler. Not many clues to go by. A mystery, for sure.

(Silently brushing crumbs off mustache...)

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Hey buddy, Mommy just got a package in the mail from your mama's Etsy store and is very pleased! She's keeping one and giving one to her friend who has a WFT,Miss Reina. (Reina was the inspiration for our folks to go "all Terrier"!!)

Now,YOU better get a move on and get over to our blog! We're having a side event to MangoMinster 2011 and it's a Costume Contest!!
Smooches,
BabyRD & Hootie

Notes by Nina said...

Dearest Eric-hmmmm. I do know that my brozzer et seezter have a new tendency to be more and more dog like these days, and perhaps, they made a little trip over the big pee, and assisted with these shenanigans. hmmm. It's a very curious situation, indeed. Best of luck...that's a toughie. I bet you can figure it out!