Gud evening everybloggie. It is I. Hairfool Pawrot. I am looking razer dapper don't you zinc?
But enough of my vaniteez. I am here to fazzom out ze strange "how you say 'appenings'" in ze square Dog house over Chrsitmaz.
Est Voila !! Thiz I show you. Ici. Oui. A bag wiz a cardboard box wiz a whole magnifique Camembert inside. For ze squares to eat zat evening. Left on ze kitchen worktop at ze very very back zo az to be out of Master Eric's reach.
Imagine zen my suprize when Monsieur Square callz. To azk me to solve a mystery. Alors. Ziz iz exhibit number onesy.
Ze very same Camembert box now out of ze bag sealing in it's pong! Was found on ze floor. The box now wiz nothing in! No cheeze! No signz of fiddle faddle!
Exibit number twosy. This iz tres importante. Ze CHEESE.
Found on ze kitchen floor. Still enclosed in ze waxed paper. Carefully unwrapped. QUELLE HORREUR! Over half ze cheese haz been eaten! Thiz iz a puzzle eh non?
I muz study zese items carefully to decide who dunit. Az the only thing found with ze remaining cheeze at ze time was zat dumb dog Eric. Non. Non. He cannot jump up and over to reach ze back of ze worktop. Now pardon everybloggie.I must vammoose to consider. But first. I must sniff out a big glazz of port and zome crackerz to have with ze rest of that cheeze. I Hairfool Pawrot bid you all a gudnight. And a Happy New Year.
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