Sunday, 22 March 2009

ERIC'S WHEELIE MAD

Ha. ha. ha!!! It's me Eric. On Wheelie Wednesday. Yes. I hear you wheelies. Nah Nana Nah Na!!!! My blog. Post when I like. Have to bark out breaking news about what happened to the Squares the other day. They went to Notting Hill. Of film fame. And detoured down the Portobello Road. I didn't wag along.



Mom said not enough room to swing a cat. Let alone a wild wiry boy. So.
Squares were sauntering on down into the Antique market when Mom eye-spied this doglightful dog biscuits bucket. For her boy!!!(That's me)



Her eyes swiveled left a bit. Onto a chipped black doggie nose. A pair of floppy old ears. Swiveled her frightened mince pies an itsy bit more. Want to see what she saw? Take a looksee. But be warned everybloggie. It's enough to scare the pants off you. Unless you're wearing a kilt of course. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!



A FRENCH POOOOODLE WHEELIE!!!!! Barked before bout the UK wheelies popping up all over the shop. Would you blogging believe it?? Now they're wheeling themselves over from France!!!!!! Mom marched into the shop. Slapbang into that Poodle Wheelie. Who looked at Mom down her noze. See that smirk on her face? Looked Wheelie cunning. She turned to Mom and yapped....



"Bonjooor. Can I heelp you Madame?? I'm FIFI. FOUFOU. Over from France. Let me show Madame ze special offer of ze day. 3 for ze price of 2. On Zese Red London bussez.



You know when youz are waiting at ze bus stop Madame? OOO. La.La. You wait furver. One buss never arrivezs? Non. It is alwayz two or three arrivezing togezzer. Oui? Za! Za! Za! Our special offer iz eeeeezactly ze same. Buy 2 bussez. Get 1 free. How many setz shall I wrap for you Madame? If you pay cash today I can givez you a special discount" ......"And maybe" Fifi giggled, as she wiggled her back end wonky wheels " Monsieur will be buying zome of ze bussez from me too?" and with that she fluttered her lashes and WINKED at my Daddy Square.Squares leggeded it. Fast. Away from zat Poodle Wheelie with the Verbal Dye Your Ears. Hell's bells. Yet another pushy wheelie!!!!!

It's not right. Stuffies taking leggededs jobs. First the Wheelie Salesman in Liberty's. Now a Poodle Salesdog.With Yappitude. Not at all like our pawsome pals the
4B Schnoodles. Cripes. Be wheeling over from dog knows where next. Yep. It's lucky I'm on Wheelie Watch. Keeping 'em peeled.

21 comments:

Martha Basset said...

Hi Eric
We did like Fifi. Our mum could see several advantages to having a dog like Fifi!!!
So what did the two leggars actually buy?
That biscuit tin was rather expensive - we thought you would be better with the money in biscuits and treats!
Then again we are Scottish and you know what they say............
The buses looked cool and that is something our mum often says about bassets. Often when we are out people see one of us and say "you dont see many of them" and then the other one of us turns up to which our two leggar remarks - yes they are just like buses!!
I guess it keeps them happy if they think they are witty.
It is lucky you are on wheelie watch so these dogs dont take over the universe!
We didn't know you had a wheelie wednesday - well I guess we have just met and the topic just hasnt come up!
We will now keep our eyes posted for wheelies and let you know if we see any for you.
love
Martha & Bailey xx

Petey said...

Hi there bestest pal,

Yikes! You know we love all things French but that Poodle wheelie was scary. Mommy went to Portobello Road years ago and there was a lady there with a shopping cart full of puppies! Wonder if they were three to a set too? Good thing you stayed home - they might have slapped a price tag on you! You could have landed yourself back in the Naughty Corner.

Hey, is it true that Toffee's Mommy is coming to visit you? Maybe she'll bring something covered with Toffee hair for you to sniff, like my lovely Rosie-red blankie.

Your pal,

Petey

William Tell said...

Much as we'd love to have a wheelie around here, I'm not sure the French Poodle wheelie would be the right one for us. We'd need subtitles.

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Fenway said...

Hey! My alphas are back home now so I can blog again!

They went on vacation and met a French Poodle, only that one is black—but she looked like you wheelieQ

Your pal,
Fenway

Asta said...

Eric
Thank dog the squawe leggeds didn't take you along, you would have been squished in that cwowd.
I hope they wewe sensible and spent all theiw hawd eawned money on something fab fow you.
I'm so jelly that Toffee's leggeds get to come see you.I'm suwe they'll awwive wif loads of Toffe kisses ahhhhhhh..I'm still waiting fow Stanley to come visit me..love can be hawd on a giwl
smoochie kisses
ASTA

tula said...

Hi E-

Wheelies. Noticed the FWT wheelies-- nevah realized it's such the phenomenon. Thanks for the warning.

hey, wheelie by my blog.

kisses,
tula

Gus said...

Eric Squaredog...saving the world, one wheelie at a time.


gussie

Joe Stains said...

Well thank dog your Mom did not plunk down some of her cash to bring that snooty wheely back to your house. That is biscuit money!

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Whoa, if that smirky Poodle Wheelie face looked at me down her noze and yapped, I would have passed out and leaked out right away!

Agatha and Archie said...

We knew it..it is slowly happening ...a wheelie takeover...What Arch?? Oh I gotta go,he is stuck in Toffee's Mom suitcase...He keeps trying to stuff himself in( so he can come with her to visit you) and then the zipper gets stuck.......Love Twinny

Lorenza said...

Hi, Eric!
That Poodle Wheelie looks interesting!
I know you will be happy meeting Toffee's mom!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Tee said...

Ohhh, we'd chew poodle wheelies to shred if we'd ever saw it ...!

We rather likes the red buses ...

Licks and wags,

Tuffy & the Dog Woods Pack

Maggie and Mitch said...

Notting Hill is sure a busy place! Who woulda thought your mom would have met up with a sassy Poodle wheelie there!
That dog biscuit pail looks like it'll hold TONS of treats for you, Eric!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Simba and Jazzi said...

We like the look of the dog biscuit tin. we could get a lot of biscuits in there!

Simba and Jazzi xx

Brind'Amour said...

Yikes! My little cousin was afraid of the poodle wheelie. I thought it was pretty cool. Can you ride it?

Cheers!
Brind'Amour

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Eric-
That poodle wheelie is .. ummm how do you say..disgracieux. (that's my attempt at french) I am surprised that wheelie wrangler mom didn't snatch her up anyways and put her on a shelf to taught you when naughty boy comes out.

But snaps to you for convincing her you need a biscuit bucket. I think your mom has a thing for bad boys....

Cuchie Coo Cuchie coo..
Norwood

the 4 Bs said...

ha! woof! that Fifi is a pretty cute wheely, we have to say. we know that wheelies have their own ideas, but you have to admit that they are pretty darn cute - especially a poodle wheely! poor Eric, they are just after you, square dog. you could make peace with them. maybe embrace your inner square wheely! hee hee!

woofs.

Oskar said...

I do not trust poodles.

Toffee said...

Oh Eric,
YOu are such a brave square for pawtecting us all from pawtential wheelie invasion!

Maybe your next product with Petey can be some sort of spray to defend oneself against the dangerous wheelie?

Butchy and Snickers said...

Oh Eric,
More wheelies your way?? You best be nice to them or who knows what they might do, hehehehe! That FiFi was made in the 50's. Notice she was trying to sell more wheelies??? those red buses? Hahahaha!
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

Sophie Brador said...

Woah, Eric, I was pretty scared. I have to deal with those French doggies on paws everyday, but a wheelie? That's too much. Over here in Canada -- well, French Canada anyway -- we don't seem to have any of those wheelies. Yet. But I'm keeping 'em peeled, just like you said.

xo
SB