Ha. ha. ha!!! It's me Eric. On Wheelie Wednesday. Yes. I hear you wheelies. Nah Nana Nah Na!!!! My blog. Post when I like. Have to bark out breaking news about what happened to the Squares the other day. They went to Notting Hill. Of film fame. And detoured down the Portobello Road. I didn't wag along.
Mom said not enough room to swing a cat. Let alone a wild wiry boy. So. Squares were sauntering on down into the Antique market when Mom eye-spied this doglightful dog biscuits bucket. For her boy!!!(That's me)
Her eyes swiveled left a bit. Onto a chipped black doggie nose. A pair of floppy old ears. Swiveled her frightened mince pies an itsy bit more. Want to see what she saw? Take a looksee. But be warned everybloggie. It's enough to scare the pants off you. Unless you're wearing a kilt of course. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
A FRENCH POOOOODLE WHEELIE!!!!! Barked before bout the UK wheelies popping up all over the shop. Would you blogging believe it?? Now they're wheeling themselves over from France!!!!!! Mom marched into the shop. Slapbang into that Poodle Wheelie. Who looked at Mom down her noze. See that smirk on her face? Looked Wheelie cunning. She turned to Mom and yapped....
"Bonjooor. Can I heelp you Madame?? I'm FIFI. FOUFOU. Over from France. Let me show Madame ze special offer of ze day. 3 for ze price of 2. On Zese Red London bussez.
You know when youz are waiting at ze bus stop Madame? OOO. La.La. You wait furver. One buss never arrivezs? Non. It is alwayz two or three arrivezing togezzer. Oui? Za! Za! Za! Our special offer iz eeeeezactly ze same. Buy 2 bussez. Get 1 free. How many setz shall I wrap for you Madame? If you pay cash today I can givez you a special discount" ......"And maybe" Fifi giggled, as she wiggled her back end wonky wheels " Monsieur will be buying zome of ze bussez from me too?" and with that she fluttered her lashes and WINKED at my Daddy Square.Squares leggeded it. Fast. Away from zat Poodle Wheelie with the Verbal Dye Your Ears. Hell's bells. Yet another pushy wheelie!!!!!
It's not right. Stuffies taking leggededs jobs. First the Wheelie Salesman in Liberty's. Now a Poodle Salesdog.With Yappitude. Not at all like our pawsome pals the 4B Schnoodles. Cripes. Be wheeling over from dog knows where next. Yep. It's lucky I'm on Wheelie Watch. Keeping 'em peeled.
OMdoG...Is This Fun or What???
6 years ago