Need to woof it quietly. Lots of 'em might be wheeling and whizzing past. The ones in the UK are showing up all over. Wheeling themselves into places they have no right to be. Getting ideas above their station. Yes wheelie!!! Ever since I discovered Wally Wednesday plotting against me. Planning to write on my blog I've been super-spicious of them.
Really, it's not me being doganoid. I have EVIDENCE. The 2 leggededs went to one of their favourite shops the other day for a treat or two. Liberty's, a department store in London's famous Regent Street. Link here if you want to go there too.
Here it is. Xpensive. Exclusive. Doesn't sell any old tat. Or even a cat. Had to leave me at home. So Square Daddi was generally mooching through the men's departments of Liberty's when what did he see? Doggies and Hammies. Brace yourselves for this sight.
Brazen!!! A wheelie salesman!!!
Standing by the cash desk. Wearing a Liberty silk tie. Not even a nice one. Frankly. One in paw taste. Daddi Square was so suprised he almost fell over him. Thought he was a wheelie for display till the wheelie approached him asking "Are you looking for anything in pawticular or just browsing Sir? " Then he had the cheek to add "Can I interest you in opening a Liberty's Account today for an extra 10% discount on any purchase?". Dog-a-blogging!!! Was that wheelie pushing for a sale or what. Got to be on commission.
Square Daddi took a hasty photo on his mobile (sorry that's why the photo is a bit fuzzy wuzzy) to show me while beating a fast retreat from that PUSHY WHEELIE. Oh ha,ha ha, tee,hee, he,ha!See what I mean? A wheelie with a job.Who would have believed it? It's wheelie not right. I rest my case. Believe me. The wheelies here are all over the shop. Popping up everywhere. From now on I'm on wheelie watch. Wait and see what I see next.