Need to woof it quietly. Lots of 'em might be wheeling and whizzing past. The ones in the UK are showing up all over. Wheeling themselves into places they have no right to be. Getting ideas above their station. Yes wheelie!!! Ever since I discovered Wally Wednesday plotting against me. Planning to write on my blog I've been super-spicious of them.
Really, it's not me being doganoid. I have EVIDENCE. The 2 leggededs went to one of their favourite shops the other day for a treat or two. Liberty's, a department store in London's famous Regent Street. Link here if you want to go there too.
Here it is. Xpensive. Exclusive. Doesn't sell any old tat. Or even a cat. Had to leave me at home. So Square Daddi was generally mooching through the men's departments of Liberty's when what did he see? Doggies and Hammies. Brace yourselves for this sight.
Brazen!!! A wheelie salesman!!!
Standing by the cash desk. Wearing a Liberty silk tie. Not even a nice one. Frankly. One in paw taste. Daddi Square was so suprised he almost fell over him. Thought he was a wheelie for display till the wheelie approached him asking "Are you looking for anything in pawticular or just browsing Sir? " Then he had the cheek to add "Can I interest you in opening a Liberty's Account today for an extra 10% discount on any purchase?". Dog-a-blogging!!! Was that wheelie pushing for a sale or what. Got to be on commission.
Square Daddi took a hasty photo on his mobile (sorry that's why the photo is a bit fuzzy wuzzy) to show me while beating a fast retreat from that PUSHY WHEELIE. Oh ha,ha ha, tee,hee, he,ha!
See what I mean? A wheelie with a job.Who would have believed it? It's wheelie not right. I rest my case. Believe me. The wheelies here are all over the shop. Popping up everywhere. From now on I'm on wheelie watch. Wait and see what I see next.
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Eric....
Yer a trip man.....don't blame ya about throwin' wheelie Wednesday ta the dogs....we don't paw-ticipate either....no wheelies around here and thank dog....after readin' yer post, I'm doggone scared we might be overrun with 'em fer sure...takin' over our blogs....messin' with our food....'n pushin' us outta our beds.......I'm shiverin' in fear I tell ya....let's unite 'n show 'em who's the boss around here.....stuffies or tuffies......oh, I fergot ya never been this riled up before have ya? Eric, I think ya found yer back-BONE..........
Dewey Dewster here.....
I'm worried now. Are we all going to be replaced by wheelies???
Simba x
Hey Eric, I knew it! My wheelie crew here are always up to something. That's why I don't let them blog much. Don't want them to get ideas above their station. Good detective work! J x
PS Liberty used to be one of J1's favourite shops until they messed around with it!
Sorry, but falling about laughing here.
It's a bit like the Darlyks - sorry can't spell - the Wheelies want to take over.
Pats & pets
Blue
How exciting! I simply must tell Myrna and maybe we can plan a trip to Liberty's and meet this Wheelie dude! Tell your dad thanks for letting us know about him, Eric!
Love, Autumn
Hi, Eric!
A wheelie with a job?? Something is wrong there!
There are no wheelies here in my house either!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
You want to talk about a PUSHY wheelie??Well let us tell you.....this kid Sullivan that Scruffy Lacie and Stanley sent us(without Mumsie knowing about it) is UNBELIEVABLE. He has taken over the house,has parties all the time, invites people over, AND WE THINK HE IS THE ONE WHO BROKE PL'2S FRIG(but we are too nervous to tell her) He has it open ALL THE TIME... this kid is too much... It is easy to see how they could take over the world..we are with you on this one buddy.....Love A+A
My dearest Eric, I think the above post is a litle out of line don't you? I mean you haven't even met me and have no idea at all how charming I can be...... In fact i am quite close with the chap you show in your photo..Please,do not let these 2 nudnicks sway you, With deepest reagards,Sullivan PS I most certainly DID NOT break the frig.....
omdog, who would have thought it was possible?! I wonder how much that wheelie makes per hour?? I sure hope your Dad told him to buzz off!!
Woh.. Wheelies working in sales. I bet he get to earn quite a sum of commission..
~ Girl girl
Crikey Eric, what's going on over there????? It's just not right. Thankfully things haven't gotten out of hand here yet. We'll let you know if we notice anything suspicious.
Hugs and tail wags
Noah xx
OMD~! Wheeliies may take over the world. And I thought they were cute. And Teka, of course, thinks they look good enough to eat. (hehehe)
But we agree with you on the tie. It is Terrierable!
gussie
Eric...
Hello old chap...Gilbert here. Now is it possible you might be just a WEE BIT PARANOID????
Obviously, the Wheelie had to be a tad pushy (hahahahaha...that was simply hilarous of you,Eric...see...SARCASM...can ya feel the love?)
But he's trying to earn an honest living. I assure you we have no interest in taking over the earth. (You might wanna check with Lacie regarding her plans, however.)
I may need to plan a visit over to the UK. Soon. Jackson's Wheelies have called for an emergency meeting regarding...er never mind.
I think I'll post today regarding this subject. Thanking you in advance for the inspiration.
Gilbert
Eric, you're a good model...why didn't the sales dude ask you to model one of the ties? I know you would have made that look good.
Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley
Oh my bloggie, Eric...A wheely with a job? What has this world come too, and the nerve to ask if he could be of assistance...I cannot wait to here more of your detective work....
I finally got your boneday card posted on my website...Thank You Eric So very very much
Deetzy
Lacie sent me to your bloggie. Thanks for the warning. I will keep a closer watch on Hector to make sure he doesn't start to take over.
Slobbers,
Mango
Hmmm, sure am glad that there are no wheelies in this house. Just that big black terrier who holds the door open sometimes. So far, most of the US wheelies are like Paris Hilton--no one really knows where they get their money or what they really do. Careful your UK wheelies don't start a union!
Your pal,
Petey
P.S. Mommy loves Liberty and Harvey Nicks, too. She had a friend who was a buyer at Harrods who quit just before she got there. Mommy was distressed until she found out her employee discount was still valid for a few weeks!
Are there really a lot of them out there now? Should we hold an emergency conference on this?
Eric. We're watching out over here in Canada for the first sign of a wheely takeover. So far: nothing. Although ... ah, it was probabably nothing. But if we see anything suspicious we'll call the Wheely Police and then we'll let you know so you can get right on it. Thanks for the tip.
xox
Chef
Eric
I think it's vewy mean of you to say tewwible things about my dawling fiancee Gilbewt..I thought you wewwe such a lovely squawe dog until now...plus I'm telling my sissy ASTA how you awe head ovew heals in love wif Lacie..hrmpffff.
wegawds
Myrna
OMD!
Thank you! You really made my mom smile with that wonderful account!
Very funny!
Off to see Ms. Brador in about 10 mins
now that's scary. we tried to get our wheelies under control. Brody even chewed off Burt's head, but Dr. Snitchybug did surgery on Burt and brought him back to life. we've been hogging our blog and not letting the wheelies post. we refuse to let them take over. we need to stop this uprising right now.
woofs.
We don't think there are enough wheelies to take over the world, but our mom is sure hoping a lot more people want one now that she has lost her REAL job! (little needle felted ones...not the big ones like the "salesman").
Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches
Hiya Eric -
We Griffindales say be vwy caweful! Don't get hurt or anything...ok?
We are back from a pawesome vacation and wanted to say hi....
Hope all is well...have a pawsitively great weekend!
Roy Boy, Jack-Jack and Lola Belle
Hi Eric! Our mom would love to do a WFT wheelie of you! You can pee-mail her at:
airedaleheaven@comcast.net
Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches
Hi Eric,
I just dropped by reading your blog. I'm Mango the Maltese kiddo. You make me laugh so hard. I like your humor. Can we be friends please?
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