Everybloggie. Over here. In the naughty corner. Don't much care. Gives me time to catch up with my reading. Been here most of the week for one thing. And then another.
See. Reckoned I needed to use up my terrible two's before they went out of date. Yep barked up a fair few this week. Bit like those "Buy One Get One Free" promotions that are on in all the shops.
Day 1. Barked for the squaries in the middle of the night to let me out for a pee. Are you thinking poor Eric? Don't worry. Peed on the floor while I was waiting.
Day 2. Launched my own promotion on the Kitchen floor. "Pee One do Second One Free" Think it will catch on? Deserves a Stains Award at least. (And serves Mom right for not cleaning the floor properly yesterday)
Day 3. Morning walk. Off my lead. Me and Mom cut through the Rugby Club fields to go home. Here's the entrance. Stretches alllllll the way back to the far trees and as big again to the right.
Now Dughallmoor Beagles pay attention!! You'd be wagging proud. Used my square snout and sniffed out ...guess what????? ....
No.Not this host of golden daffodils.
Nor these trees bursting with blossom on the edge of the field. (Can you see the blue skies peeping in?)
Found one of these!!! Boy oh boy my lucky day. A big dogalicious meaty bone. Made me wagging wonder what sort of games those Rugby boys play....
Now strange this. Soon as I found that bone Mom started a game of Chase Her. Course. Ignored her completely. But 'ppreciated the entertainments of her running and calling me all the loooooong while I was a-munching. Specially ohhh funny haa haaaa when one of her sooper dooper beloved wellies sprung a leek.( Did I mention the fields were Spa perfect? All wet and muddy?) Fifty bone chomping minutes later Mom called for back up. Daddy Square arrived armed with truckloads of cheese and a new squeakeee. P. L. Ease. As if. You know dogs, kitties and hammies. Take it from me. It's easy peasy to stay a tantalising inch or two out of arms and leggededs reach. And there's nothing like eatin' n teasin' at the same time. Once I finished my last lip smacking morsel I was at Mom's side to have my lead put on. Told me to come and I did. Didn't specify a time. Had things to do. Couldn't help being over 1hr and 20 minutes late. Haaaaaaa!!!!
Day 4. Chucked up in my crate. Barf full of bone. OK though. Manged to chow down most of it before Mom got to it. Yum. Double bubble. Delish. Yep. I'm getting good at this advertising malarkey. Another Eric promotion." Find One Barf One for Free"
Oopsie,nearly forgot. The winners of the Comic Relief big red noses. Crickey!!! Doesn't bear thinking about what somedoggies are going to be doing with them huge noses and the little extra nosey present. We want to see winners.... JOE AND TANNER. TULA. SCRUFFY LACIE STAN. MANGO THE MALTESE.
Got to wag on down now. Me, Eric Dastardly, needs to plan my next promotion.
OMdoG...Is This Fun or What???
7 years ago