NAUGHTY CORNER

Everybloggie. Over here. In the naughty corner. Don't much care. Gives me time to catch up with my reading. Been here most of the week for one thing. And then another.



See. Reckoned I needed to use up my terrible two's before they went out of date. Yep barked up a fair few this week. Bit like those "Buy One Get One Free" promotions that are on in all the shops.

Day 1. Barked for the squaries in the middle of the night to let me out for a pee. Are you thinking poor Eric? Don't worry. Peed on the floor while I was waiting.

Day 2. Launched my own promotion on the Kitchen floor. "Pee One do Second One Free" Think it will catch on? Deserves a Stains Award at least. (And serves Mom right for not cleaning the floor properly yesterday)

Day 3. Morning walk. Off my lead. Me and Mom cut through the Rugby Club fields to go home. Here's the entrance. Stretches alllllll the way back to the far trees and as big again to the right.



Now Dughallmoor Beagles pay attention!! You'd be wagging proud. Used my square snout and sniffed out ...guess what????? ....



No.Not this host of golden daffodils.



Nor these trees bursting with blossom on the edge of the field. (Can you see the blue skies peeping in?)



Found one of these!!! Boy oh boy my lucky day. A big dogalicious meaty bone. Made me wagging wonder what sort of games those Rugby boys play....

Now strange this. Soon as I found that bone Mom started a game of Chase Her. Course. Ignored her completely. But 'ppreciated the entertainments of her running and calling me all the loooooong while I was a-munching. Specially ohhh funny haa haaaa when one of her sooper dooper beloved wellies sprung a leek.( Did I mention the fields were Spa perfect? All wet and muddy?) Fifty bone chomping minutes later Mom called for back up. Daddy Square arrived armed with truckloads of cheese and a new squeakeee. P. L. Ease. As if. You know dogs, kitties and hammies. Take it from me. It's easy peasy to stay a tantalising inch or two out of arms and leggededs reach. And there's nothing like eatin' n teasin' at the same time. Once I finished my last lip smacking morsel I was at Mom's side to have my lead put on. Told me to come and I did. Didn't specify a time. Had things to do. Couldn't help being over 1hr and 20 minutes late. Haaaaaaa!!!!

Day 4. Chucked up in my crate. Barf full of bone. OK though. Manged to chow down most of it before Mom got to it. Yum. Double bubble. Delish. Yep. I'm getting good at this advertising malarkey. Another Eric promotion." Find One Barf One for Free"

Oopsie,nearly forgot. The winners of the Comic Relief big red noses. Crickey!!! Doesn't bear thinking about what somedoggies are going to be doing with them huge noses and the little extra nosey present. We want to see winners.... JOE AND TANNER. TULA. SCRUFFY LACIE STAN. MANGO THE MALTESE.

Got to wag on down now. Me, Eric Dastardly, needs to plan my next promotion.

NOSES GROW ON YOU

Barking at you buddies. To yap out the lowdown on our Red Nose Day to everybloggie. It's today!! Better get on with it.



Red Nose Day is a bigger than big extravaganza where what seems like every celeb leggeded and not so, raise zillions and squillions of money for charitable causes in Africa and the UK. By all sorts of Haahaaa sponsored events!! Teeheee items to wear!! And Hohoho things to buy!!

All the items for sale give most of the purchase price directly to the Red Nose Charities.Wickedly good eh? For instance both the squaries bought the these uuuuber cool Red Nose Stella McCartney T shirts which feature one of Linda McCartney's photo's of the Beatles wearing Red Noses. Daddy Square here. Posing.



Seems everybloggie's gone Red Nose Mad too. Clocked some surprising sights today. . For instance my special Kittie Buddies Eric and Flynn



who VERY KINDLY gave me this purrrfect award last week



looked a bit different today. Who nose why??? Course Petey, who can be seen sporting Rosie tinted glasses (funnyhaha get it????!!) most days



wore his red nose to show allegiance to his girl and best buddy this side of the pee. While me and my Toffee sweetie trotted the dance floor sporting nosies on our noses.



The naughty Toffee found a risque way to show off another two hooters too!!! Now cast your eyes on my buddy Norwood's mince pies.



Blimey oh Riley.Thought that leprechaunitus he was suffering from was bad enough. And Stanley. Stanley. Bloggies of a delicate nature. Turn away. Stan thinks his raisins are growing back.



Just as well he can't examine his back end to see what he's really growing. As for Lacie. Did you know Scruffy and Stan are holding a competiton to decide when Lacie's going to xplode?



Well take a looksee what she's done to prevent that happening!!! Strewth.Advise you get a quick wig-wag on everybloggie. She could launch that nose into orbit any time.



Yeah. Been a funny old day. Even my terrierfying mini-me got in on the act. Then blow me. I learnt Red Noses make all other sorts of noses for you pick (ooo haaaa!!.. get it?). So I've decided to do a giveaway. One of these



huge Red Nose Day Car Magnets (guess they could be stuck onto fridges too) to 4 doggies from over the big pee who leave a comment on this post. Who nose? Could be you. Course if you don't want to be entered that's cool. Just yap it in your comment.I'll pick the names from my dog bowl on Wednesday and bark out the winners soon after. In the meantime wag over and check out the sounds funny Red Nose Whoopie Cushion site. Where you can vote for the best sounding whoopie cushion. Even download whoopie cushion ring tones for your phones. Wicked or what?

And to everybloggie who wore Red Noses in this post and in the UK too, please take the Kreative Blog Award. From me to you.