Saturday, 17 December 2011

CHRISTMAZ DECORATIONZ

Ho ho ho! Haz everybloggie been good? Oui? Long time no zee. Oui.It really IZ me! Santa Pawz!



St.Nicholaz. I'm having ze kittens over ze Squarez choice of Chrizmaz decorationz. Now. Ici. Zee theze Chrizmaz baubliez....



O.La.La.Loveleezee. Zen. There iz zere pathetic Chrizmaz tree. Hehee!! Saved only by a square woofzee hanging at ze very tippy top.



But zen. One can hardly believe onze piez. Ze Sqwuares want to change ze existing comfy cushionz on ze sofaz for Chrizmaz. My friendz. Prepare your good elf selvez. Zey want to change zem.... to zeeze onez!!!!!!!!!



Zut Alorz! Are zey mad? Black cushionz will show up ze loose furz? And az if Eric can read. (winky winky eh everydoggie?!)I must show ze Squarez how to decorate for Christmaz. Az ze room must be, how you zay? Mixy Matchy wiz ze charming and most handzome Eric! Show him at his best. A demonzration if you pleeze Eric. Of how ze colour palettez of the decorz must blend and colour matchy to your fine furry self. Ah yezzzzz.......like zooooo.



Magnifique!! How modest dear Eric iz as he'z demonstrating how the Squarez decor should mixy matchy him. Oui! Oui! The Squarez need to understand a dog curled up against mixy matchy sofaz cushionz is this yearz MUST HAVE Christmaz Room Decoration. Isn't that zo doggeez?

23 comments:

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh Uncle Eric how wonderful to hear from you. Or rather from Santa Pawz. But I am not sure whether to be more shocked by those cushions or this very strange and Inspector Clousseauesque accent.
Well anyway, I can see that Eric is still looking as magnifique as ever.
And I too think of myself at the epitome of must have Christmas décor.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Toffee said...

abZolutely!

We NEED a Square dog for our couch here in BoZton!

xo

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Hi Santa, you're on my naughty list this year, just kidding.
Merry Christmas Eric
Cheers!

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

OMD! Are we halucinating?! Is it really you? When did you acquire the French accent?? Very continental. Bol. We just sent out your Christmas card yesterday. Hope you get it before Christmas.
Smooches from pooches,
BRD & Hootie

Maggie and Mitch said...

Your home is looking very Christmasy and festive, Eric!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Mango said...

Eric,
Nice to know you are as nutty as ever.

Slobbers,
Mango

Gus said...

Eric..do the Squarz not know that wherever there is a WFT, the magic of Christmas is intensified. That is why the muzzer has cut back drastically on her decorating for the past few years. Or at least, that is the excuse we can print.

Just a simple but elegant foulard print bowtie on a handsome wirey fellow can make any environment festive.

kisses
gussie

Petey said...

Zut Alors! I zink you must replace zose awful "No Dogs Allowed on the Couch" ("pfffhhhttt!"- that sound only French people can make!) and instead get a pillow like I have "If you want the best seat in the house, move the dog." As if.

Ton ami,

Pierre

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Petey said...

On second thought, if Square Mom insists on buying one of those ridiculous pillows, pull some threads outta Miss Enid and embroider a comma after the No, so it reads "No, dogs allowed on the couch." If you pull out enough Enid threads, you can even stitch in an underline beneath "allowed."

Two birds, one stone!

Your enterprising pal,

Petey

Bobby said...

Hi My Pal
Its good to see you Eri,no dogs on the sofa. who takes notice anyway.
You do blend in with the mixy matchy cushions.
What is that tree its a good job a little square is at the top.
From us to you we wish you all the very best for Christmas and New Year.
Licks Bobby and Pip

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

Hope you had a pawsome Christmas Eric.

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

Agatha and Archie said...

Allo,ett is your friends A+A WAITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT it is too hard to talk like that when your brother is chewing in your ear... Listen we need to know how to blend in like that.... Actually we may be in a bit of trouble. We have made a bit of a rip in the little sofa but Archie put one of his joke books over it so she won't see it. I think it may work but I'm not 100% sure. DO ahh you still have that garden shed open just in case we need it? Cuz she may also find the little teeny weeny little mark on the wood floor in the hall where we were running and stuff.. and ahhh maybe the fact that Archie took some stuff off of the kitchen table. Well there are a few other little minor things but.. HAPPY NEW YEAR DEAR BOY!! hope its filled with lots and lots and lots and lots of toys and treats!! Love A+A(maybe world peace too Archie said to throw that in...)

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Wishing you a very HAPPY NEW YEAR
May your New Year 2012 be blessed with peace, love and happiness. Sending our heartfelt wishes with joy that never ends.
Mango, Chubs, and Ximui

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Hi Eric,
Could my Mommies pet purse family entry Miss Eind's Scrufs contest this year?
Sally Ann

Asta said...

Ewic
I miss you
Whewe awe you??????
Smoochie kisses
Asta

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Where is the eyes of this dog because there are only long hair nothing else.

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