Ho ho ho! Haz everybloggie been good? Oui? Long time no zee. Oui.It really IZ me! Santa Pawz!
St.Nicholaz. I'm having ze kittens over ze Squarez choice of Chrizmaz decorationz. Now. Ici. Zee theze Chrizmaz baubliez....
O.La.La.Loveleezee. Zen. There iz zere pathetic Chrizmaz tree. Hehee!! Saved only by a square woofzee hanging at ze very tippy top.
But zen. One can hardly believe onze piez. Ze Sqwuares want to change ze existing comfy cushionz on ze sofaz for Chrizmaz. My friendz. Prepare your good elf selvez. Zey want to change zem.... to zeeze onez!!!!!!!!!
Zut Alorz! Are zey mad? Black cushionz will show up ze loose furz? And az if Eric can read. (winky winky eh everydoggie?!)I must show ze Squarez how to decorate for Christmaz. Az ze room must be, how you zay? Mixy Matchy wiz ze charming and most handzome Eric! Show him at his best. A demonzration if you pleeze Eric. Of how ze colour palettez of the decorz must blend and colour matchy to your fine furry self. Ah yezzzzz.......like zooooo.
Magnifique!! How modest dear Eric iz as he'z demonstrating how the Squarez decor should mixy matchy him. Oui! Oui! The Squarez need to understand a dog curled up against mixy matchy sofaz cushionz is this yearz MUST HAVE Christmaz Room Decoration. Isn't that zo doggeez?
OMdoG...Is This Fun or What???
8 years ago