A visitor from over the pee!
Came to see this wiry square dog,
Auntie Jane. And my bestie pal Petey.
Yikes! Then who rocked up? Yes! Lacie!
Screaming "Stoopid Square.You fixed me a date?
Aunti Jane! Put on my black lippy.
And Eric. I don't want a date with your mate!!!
True to form Lacie cranked up her blender
Wizzed up drinks with coke zero (no fat)
Seemed to send her a itsy bit crazzeeee
Double dating with my brother the cat.......
Fox trotted our guests to my Pally
Tried to lose 'n confuser her. See?
Butt. Hoo boy! That Lacie went diggin'
Her butt stuck. Off course. Tee hee!!
"Let me in! Let me in!" Lacie schreechied.
"I've a date with some dude called Harry
Meantime. Guess I'll look.....
For rich batchelor dogs to marry.
I dispatched them girls quick to the station.
On a train bound for gay Parrrree.
Heard the beasty was way embarrassin'....
Screaming "Boyz! C'est Lacie. Lakie"
They zoomied around. Sightseeing the town.
Autie J! Auntie B! Take piccy's of me!
Lacie yapped "In Pareeee. Mais Oui!
I'm by far the BIGGEST attraction. Ici!"
Course. They visited Versailles Palace
All sparkling with glitter and gold.
King Louis was once there residing
And Lacie came over all bold.......
"A King where is he? I want him!" she trilled.
"I'll feed him breakfast and smoothies in bed.
What? A wife? He already has one?
Umm. Perhaps they can chop off her head?"
"Imagine me Queen of this Frogland
Dressed in Ermine with Amethyst Crown.
I would rule everydoggie wears purple!
And Miss Enid will hold up my gown."
But this yapping of hers soon abated.
And she sat most content by the Lake.
Think it's due to that Marie ghost whisperin'
"Forget him then you can eat cake......?"
We had a superdooper time with our vistors. Come back soon. Yeah. Even you Lacie!