Monday, 17 October 2011


Well would you blogging believe it?
A visitor from over the pee!
Came to see this wiry square dog,
Auntie Jane. And my bestie pal Petey.

Yikes! Then who rocked up? Yes! Lacie!
Screaming "Stoopid Square.You fixed me a date?
Aunti Jane! Put on my black lippy.
And Eric. I don't want a date with your mate!!!

True to form Lacie cranked up her blender
Wizzed up drinks with coke zero (no fat)
Seemed to send her a itsy bit crazzeeee
Double dating with my brother the cat.......

Fox trotted our guests to my Pally
Tried to lose 'n confuser her. See?
Butt. Hoo boy! That Lacie went diggin'
Her butt stuck. Off course. Tee hee!!

"Let me in! Let me in!" Lacie schreechied.
"I've a date with some dude called Harry
Meantime. Guess I'll look.....
For rich batchelor dogs to marry.

I dispatched them girls quick to the station.
On a train bound for gay Parrrree.
Heard the beasty was way embarrassin'....
Screaming "Boyz! C'est Lacie. Lakie"

They zoomied around. Sightseeing the town.
Autie J! Auntie B! Take piccy's of me!
Lacie yapped "In Pareeee. Mais Oui!
I'm by far the BIGGEST attraction. Ici!"

Course. They visited Versailles Palace
All sparkling with glitter and gold.
King Louis was once there residing
And Lacie came over all bold.......

"A King where is he? I want him!" she trilled.
"I'll feed him breakfast and smoothies in bed.
What? A wife? He already has one?
Umm. Perhaps they can chop off her head?"

"Imagine me Queen of this Frogland
Dressed in Ermine with Amethyst Crown.
I would rule everydoggie wears purple!
And Miss Enid will hold up my gown."

But this yapping of hers soon abated.
And she sat most content by the Lake.
Think it's due to that Marie ghost whisperin'
"Forget him then you can eat cake......?"

We had a superdooper time with our vistors. Come back soon. Yeah. Even you Lacie!


Katie, Sparky, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie, Zeek said...

OMD, we had heard about the pawsome trip and pictuwes! You are so lucky Eric to meet Auntie Jane. Bet you had a great time. We knew Lacie was flying there on her broomstick. Never thought she would try to date every boy in town, hahaha!
Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
Katie, Sparky, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie & Zeek

Bouncing Bertie said...

Wow! Uncle Eric. You got to meet Auntie Jane. I am unspeakably envious! (and so is Gail).
As for all those goings on with Lacie...

Tee hee.

Oh but it's great to see you back Uncle Eric. It's been far too long.

Toodle pip!
your fond nephew Bertie (now a dashing young blade).

Toffee said...

LOVE it!!

Me thinks that your mom celebrated her special day in style (although she is always in style, of course!).

Loved the pics!

Clive said...

What a brillant time you all had!

Jane certainly had a great holiday in Europe!

We loved having here with us for a few days too!

take care
Clive and Murray

Mango said...

Excellent post even though it was somewhat marred by Lacie's gigantic bottom taking up several photo frames.


Gus said...

Oh my, what a wonderful visit
To London and to gay Pareee

The only thing marring this visit
Is NO Dog invited lil ME

Teka toy

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Dear Eric,

Scruffy and Stan here...Mumsie is on the floor...passed out cold....had no idea that her precious Lacie could have been so poorly behaved. Or that she had expanded her girth to such ginourmous proportions from taking such large teas as prepared by Square Mom.

AND...she just got the bills from shopping in Paris....ugleee....very uglee...

Miss Enid holding Lacie's train? You've got to be kiddin' us....

You were dreaming Square Dog...

As for that rhyme. Holy Moly, Eric...we had no idea you could pen such wit.

We hafta go get a smellin' salt and scrape Mumsie off the floor....

Kisses and thank you for the giggles...


The Boyz

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Great poetry and tour Eric!! So much fun. Just when we think our bud Lacie can't get anymore pushy...bol. Hope you're resting up after this adventure.
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRD & HOotie

TwoSpecialWires said...

We knew you'd have a grand time, and you did. In style. With such special company. All of 'em. Inspiring, they must've been, 'cause your retelling was remarkable. We could almost hear the whisperin'.

Thanks for sharing. Happy memories.
Jake and Fergi

Agatha and Archie said...

HA WE KNEW SHE WOULD GET HER BUTT INTO THIS SOMEHOW (Archie stop squeeling like a little piggy and get up off of the floor) We can't write much because PL2 is throwing us off the puter..something about 24 hours in a EW in Downton Abbey with the MI5 agents.. Did I tell you that I am applying to become head of MI5 and the FBI? The CIA said I was overqualified.. Archie will become an agent... (that ought to be quite something) We are glad a good time was had by all..... Love and a squillion A+A

Martha and Bailey said...

What fun adventures you guys all had!
How cool to meet friends from over the big pee!
We have missed your great story telling abilities Eric.
Much love
Martha and Bailey xxx

The Thuglets said...

What a fabulous pawsome time you had!

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx



Dewey Dewster said...

Eric....ya always lead the most interestin' life...visitors from over the big pee...even mini-Lacies...I can see that ya had a great time visitin' all over the place....we need ta get back into visitin' around...sheesh...ya have ta whip these old people inta shape all the time....don't ya?

Dewey Dewster here...

Bobby said...

Hi my pal good to see you are still enjoying the ladies.
i bet your mum had a great time and Lacie.
Licks Bobby

Keith Andrea said...

.,wow those are great photos of yours.

Dog Fence
It's all about Bichon Frise

Bouncing Bertie said...

Hi Uncle Eric
Great to hear from you the other day. Any chance of a new blog post some day?
Och, I know, it's Christmas, the humans are all so busy, and other things have to take priority sometimes.
Toodle pip!
Bertie (ever your loving nephew.).

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