Sunday 31 October 2010

THE WITCHING HOUR

Yooo hooo Halloweeners! Xcuseeee while I do a spot of cooking as I'm barking to you. Got the midnight munchies. And come over all Jamie. That's Oliver to you. Yep. Devilishly hungry tonight. Need to get my nashers round something tasty. Lucky I've got a simply smashing Hooooowlloeeeen recipe to try out. Easy Peasy. Let's cook up a storm!

Sooper Spooky Soup.


First up. Snag yourself a wheelie.




Young 'uns give the best flavour. Tender right to their metal bones. Add. Cloves. Cloves of garlic. Remember to season! Rosemary and a bay leaf will wheelie enhance his flavour.



Crank up the blender. And maybe some music of the haunting kind to wet your whistle while while you work.




Now. Make sure you PUSH wheelie down good and proper into your old blender. Don't want lumps in your soup! Or spokes between your pointed pearlies when you slurp 'im later. Any of you of a SCREEEEEEEEAMISH nature......like my square bro' Archie can always knock wheelie out. Before turning him into liquid gold.



Corrrr. Get your mincies on this little lot. Looking wheelie nice 'eh? All proper pucker blended. (Crickey this chef thing's catching. I'm even yapping like Jamie) Next up.



Pop him in a pan. Or cauldron if you have one handy. Whatever. Heat that baby up. Giving him a good old stirring all the while. Luvvly jubbly. When it's piping hot. Slop into soup bowls.




Smell that everybloggie. Ground up sawdust. With a bit of warm wet wool on the side. And a hint of burnt out rubber. Who'd of guessed proper bonkers nose aroma's could be so tempting? Or there was a good use for pesky wheelies? You betcha I'm going to lap him all up.



Luverly. Simply dogalicious.



Wheelie dogalicious. Almost as good as my flavourite Heinz Tomato Soup. Yappy Hoowwwwwloeeeeen everybloggie. Wooooooooohoooo haaaaaaa haaaaa!!!!!!!

42 comments:

TwoSpecialWires said...

Winston's firing up the grill, mumbling something about elk stew, with a side of wire on a spit. We're not quite sure what he's talking about, but he's in none too good a mood. Something about tasteless humour. Wheelie disappointing.

Us? We're confused and running to the door to see what sorts of urchins and ghouls come knockin'.

We'll say it, even if Winston won't: Happy Halloween!

Jake and Fergi

(Pee esS. Moma said to tell ya, Eric, not to forget a spoonful of Marmite. It'd prob'ly be really good in the Heinz Tomato Soup, as well.)

Dexter said...

ERIC! Bad dog!

However, I suggest next time you might want to use a juicer. That will filter out the sawdust and bits of wheels and leave a nice class of wheelie juice.

Slobbers,
mango

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Happy HOWL-o-ween!

Boo!

Hugz&Khysses,
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PeeEssWoo: Purrrrhaps a wee bit of khat fur extra flavour?

How Sam Sees It said...

Not the wheelie!

Sam

Lorenza said...

Very interesting recipe, Eric!
Sure it was yummy!
Happy Halloween!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sally said...

Happy Halloween to you too! Looks like a good recipe - but we are wheelie-less , where can we go hunting for them?

Lots of licks
Sally and Paddy

Noah the Airedale said...

Eric, we've gone through all of D's Jamie Oliver cook books and we cant find anything as good as your Sooper spooky soup. Good work matie.
D's watching junior masterchef as we type but do they have doggie masterchef? You should enter if they do!!
What wine do you recommend with this soup mate?

Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Molly the Airedale said...

Autumn and Francesca are not finding this funny at all, Eric. Wonder why?
Enjoy your soup!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Gus said...

Hmmmm....we think it looks pretty good, but Gussie wants to say that he is SURE muzzer would insist on washing his face when he was done, and he is just not sure it would be worth that.

Tomato soup, now that is a different matter. Put some cheese in his bowl please.


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WFT Nobby said...

Uncle Eric, you are clearly a culinary genius! Move aside Jamie! Perhaps you could now sort out the school meals too. (On the other hand, perhaps not.....)
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Barbara said...

NO EAT WHEELIES!!!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OH ERIC...you seem to have done something to Mumsie...she's a bit paralyzed and we think she's seizin' or something...somethin' bout this bein' Post of the Month...our Wheelies are pranzin' and snortin' and it's so ugleee around here...that Lakie Fakie Spy Wheelie is on the MOVE, Eric...you better watch your back...

And that Mango's comment about the juicer...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

I'm thinkin' that Miss Enid may have somethin' to say too her my dear...I hardly think this was Proper EatA Cat...I'm just sayin'....

Mumsie said to tell you you made her day, week and year...she's actually hiccuping....

What sawdust passes for humor these days....

Kisses,

Lacie

Martha said...

Oh NO!!!!!!!!!! Eric this is not good - much as we don't really understand this whole wheelie business we draw the line at making them into soup!
We are hoping this is a Halloween joke and you will quickly reassure us.
love
Martha and Bailey xxx
ps sorry we are late again - our human says she is chasing her tail - we have yet to see her tail!!!

Unknown said...

Hi my fav square pal
Sorry I haven't been around. I see I've missed the delicacy of wheelie good soup. Hmm did I notice your paws have become rounded? Geez- hope it has not side effects.
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George The Lad said...

Well done Eric, I thought you would find a way of getting them wheelies back, I've wrote it all down, so if I come across one I will know want to do.

See Yea George xxx

Agatha and Archie said...

Pl2 read this a million years ago and was laughing so hard she forgot to leave a message.. WAY TO GO LITTLE BUDDY!!! YOU ARE COOKING NOW!! Love your square cousins...

The Black and Tans. said...

WE think you are a worthy candidate for Master Chef!

Molly, Taffy and Monty

Dewey Dewster said...

Sooooooo...ya finally did in a wheelie after ya have been worryin' fer years that they are takin' over the world. Glad ta see ya finally got a backbone Eric....somehow the soup looked a bit like H J Heinz Tomato Soup....not pulverized wheelie.....me thinks ya have been playin' a Halloween prank....nice trick....no treat....fer sure....

Dewey Dewster here...

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Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

What the heck is that Anon. creature speakin' of in the above comment...how much more efficient can one be than showing an illustration of a wheelie being blenderized...sheesch...how odd...(Mumsie's rollin' on the floor laughing...)

Now...is a wagon wheel a biscuit? We googled it...first it came up a hamburger, but if Miss Enid doesn't do Arby's, we're pretty sure she doesn't do McDonalds either...

Be kind to her Eric...we so glad you're joining the Naughty Club...heaven only knows you could have been the charter member...

Love, the three angelic Terriers...

But mainly,

Lacie

TwoSpecialWires said...

Eric. We know you know all about what we're gonna yammer on about, but we thought we'd paste this into your bloggie. Sometimes you can benefit from serious reading material.

OK. We're gonna admit. Straightaway. No bones about it. We're taking the easy peasy way out. We want to get around to EVERYONE on our blog roll to remind you about the Second Annual Worldwide Moment coming up on Sunday 14 Nov 10. Were you there last year? Do you remember? Or are you new to it this year? Wondering what that Countdown Clock is on blogs that you visit? Whatever. We want you and everyone you know to have a chance to participate in the Silent Minute, the Candle Lighting and the Shout Out! Come visit. We've got a new banner for you, HTML for an (accurate, now that the word UNTIL is in red) Countdown Clock and a link to figure out what time 11:00 PM GMT is in your neck of the woods.

So. You're getting this 'cause we've been friends in the blogging world and we want you to know.

Please forgive the "stock" comment, but we told Moma we've never done this before and we'll not do it again (at least until next year.)

Loads of wirey love and lots of encouragment to join in (and to pass the word)
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Bobby said...

Eric my pal how could you eat a poor wheelie.I will send Pip down for next years soup he is getting nice and plump. You forgot the toad and newt.

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Great recipe, had me drooling as I read it. Will have to give it a try, as soon as I find any wheelies. A bit scarce around here. Is there a wheelie season when I can legally hunt them? Hmmm...will have to check into that.

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