MY PUPPY VALENTINE

TOOK TOFFEE ON A VALENTINE DATE
IT’S OUR FIRST ONE EVER, SEE,
COS SHE LIVES OVER IN BOSTON TOWN
AND I’M THIS SIDE OF THE PEE.

WE MET OUTSIDE OF HORRIDS
TO SHOP FOR A THING OR THREE,
THEN LATER A SPOT OF FOXTROTTING
FOR MY VALENTINE GIRL AND ME.



TOFFEE SNIFFED OUT THE PUPFUMERY
TO SEE ME AND PETEY'S SPA.
SHE SIGHED “ERIC HOW IMPRESSIVE
AND OOOH SOOOO LA DI DAH”



WE BARKED ON UP THE 'SCATORS,
WAGGED THROUGH THE CHINA HALL,
SENDING SPINNING PLATES A FLYING
AND LET A FAIR FEW FALL.





INTO HORRIDS NEW PET KINGDOM,
DOGGIE HEAVEN EVERYWHERE.
BOUGHT MY PUPCAKE A STUFFIE PRESENT
WITH LOVE FROM ME. DOG. ERIC SQUARE.



WE CHECKED OUT HERE, PET LONDON.
MY GIRL YIPPED AND YAPPED WITH JOY.
BUT FULL OF WHEELIES SHOPPING TOO
WHICH DIDN'T PLEASE THIS BOY.



MY GIRLIE TRIED ON FROCKSIES,
SHE SEEMED IN DOGGIE BLISS.
BUT ALL THAT I COULD THINK OF
WAS ON A FIRST DATE DO YOU KISS?????







DON’T LOOK ! TOFFEE’S IN HER PANTIES
I HID.(SHE MUST THINK THAT I’M A PRUDE)
SHE SAYS THAT WHERE SHE COMES FROM
IT’S NOT CONSIDERED TO BE RUDE.



SHE PREENED AND TWIRLED IN OUTFITS,
THIS ONE WITH HEAD DRESS AND A VEIL.
O CRICKEY!!! O MY GOODNESS!!!!
I GAVE IT FAST HIGH TAIL.



WHILE SNOOZING ON THIS SOFA,
DREAMED THE BLOGGIE LADS WERE SPYING.
YAPPING "COME ON ERIC KISS HER"
"GET A MOVE ON" THEY WHERE CRYING.



TOFFEE POSED UPON THE CHAISES,
TRIED TO LURE ME TO HER SIDE.
“ERIC YUMMM, YOU SMELL OF KITTIE LOGS
WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR BARKBOX WIDE”



TOFFEE DID A SPOT MORE SHOPPING
WHILE I ROLLED MY NOGGIN’ OVER HEELS.
I THINK I KNOW...I’M PRETTY SURE,
THAT’S HOW IN LOVIES FEELS.





LATER.....

THAT NIGHT WE DANCED OUR FOXTROT
AS IF WE TROTTED ON FRESH AIR.
I THINK WE LOOK REAL WICKED
AND MAKE A PRETTY HANDSOME PAIR.



My date was a real humdinger everybloggie!! Thanks to best pal Petey's wise dating advice. "Polish your shoes and brush you hair". Toffee must have been impressed cos we're on a double date with Petey and Lacie soon. And I know you want an answer to a question.He,hee!! As if I'm going to tell you when our Mom's might be reading this....