Friday, 13 February 2009

CLONE ENTRY FOR MANGO'S MINSTER

Mom's in trouble. Everybloggie would think she had an Aire Head instead or a Wirey one. She clean forgot to pee mail my Mini-me's entry for the Mango Minster Competition. That clone's dudes got a terrible terrier temper on him. Fearsome and Fiesty. Not like me at all. Useful for keeping those pesky wheelies upstairs in order. Anyways. I need to placate him by posting his details. Pronto. So Mango can include him in the judging. Instructed me to show him off proper. All lickety spit proper poses like they do at Crufts. With Peedegree details bla de bla de blah. Here goes....

Late entry for the Terrier Group.
Breed;- Clone Wire Fox Terrier
Name;- Mini-me
Sire;- Mr. Needle. Felt
Mother;- PPP's Mom at Airedale Heaven. (Didn't she do an wagging wonderful job?)



Front line. Puppy dog eyes. Pert Ears. Cute expression. Aww,just lookie at that little lip licking tongue peeking out.



Judges will be well impressed by his stature. And his wiry beard.



Plus his perfect Squareness. Shoulder to tail- to leg length- to front leg - back to shoulder. All Square.



His neat wheel balancing.



But do you think his butt looks a bit too big??? (Well, not as big as Lacie's...ooopsie sorry, only joking Lacie....) Uh Oh. Tails had the snip.



Seems that's not all. Where's his Crown Jewels???? Oooooh ha haaaa!!!



Gulp!!!! Only joking Mini-me. Crickey. Clock those fiersome gnashers!!!! Could do some serious damage. Hope he wins or he's going to give Mango's Hector what for......



OK. OK. Down boy. Good boy. Easssssy now. Dooo....w....n.....

17 comments:

Gus said...

MiniMe is in a class by himself

Takes after his dod

gussie

Mango said...

You inspire me! Maybe next year I'll have to have a special Wheelie group! Wheelies are certainly curious, what with no (um) parts and those big behinds.

Slobbers,
Mango

Petey said...

Careful Eric, this could be the start of another wheelie uprising! Thank you for the alert about my horseshoe necklace, I switched it immediately. Phew!

Can't risk bad luck when I have a date with Lacie on the calendar. Glad you and Toffee will be along to restrain, errr, entertain her!

Your pal,

Petey

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Eric,
Mini-me sure is cute! Mama is learning needle felting. Wish she would hurry up & make a dog like us, tee hee. Any word from Otis yet on Enid??? Bentley is dying to know if she sent him the wheelentine!!
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

Agatha and Archie said...

Geesh Twinny that is one heck of a set of teeth...and he looks like he is barking....OOOOHHHHHH we would be happy to donate our nose bands to him!!!! no, afraid they would be too big.....darn..Love A+A

Joe Stains said...

I was wondering if the wheelies were going to get involved in all of this. I'd be afraid my friend, fierce mini me and an insult to Lacie all in one post?? You are brave.

Noah the Airedale said...

Oh no could Petey be right...could this start a wheelie uprising??? I hope not especially if they all have teeth like Mini-me.....eeeep.

Noah xx

Stanley said...

I'm with Joe Stains. Insulting Lacie & possibly your mini me clone in one post, now that's some wirey bravery, man.

Mini me is looking fine. He'd be a contender in ANY group!

Goober love,

Stanley

Petey said...

Speaking of bravery, are you all set for your BIG date with Toffee this evening? I've sent along some doggie Altoids - powerfully strong mints to mask the taste of kittie box treats. And a box of heart-shaped toffee candies in liver and beef. If you feel like you're going to stutter, just whistle a bit. And don't even think about that gift box from Agent Probarkateur or you'll wolf whistle!

I'll expect a full report in the morning, soldier!

Happy Valentine's day chappie!

Your Pal,

Petey

Amber-Mae said...

Can a snip snipped dog enter for show? If yes, then how kool!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Stuffed from eating a BIG feast,
Solid Gold Dancer

Maggie and Mitch said...

MiniMe is anatomically correct! How cool! Love those pearl white teefies! There should have been a wheelie catagory! Hopefully next year!
Happy Valentine's day, Eric!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Ha Mini Me! We think your buttocks looks like an apple.. delicious! Shake don't break it took your mama 9 months to make it. You will be the winner.. I can tell by your wheelie good confidence.

NOrwood

Fenway said...

I think you have a better topline and a squarer head than Mini Me, Eric. YOU should enter Mango Minster and you will undoubtedly win your breed!

Your pal,
Fenway

the 4 Bs said...

hi Eric, that's a terrific Mini-Me and he does look a lot like you. he's very HANDSOME! we know he's going to win best in show.

woofs!

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Next year we are requesting Mango to have a wheelie category! BTW, you mini-me's center axel has slipped to one side (or at least it looks that way in the photos). If you will hold each axel with one hand, you can slide the center axel back to the center. That doesn't mean you need 3 hands...just do one axel at a time! And we are SURE you would have won if there had been a wheelie category!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G’day Eric and Mini-You,

Happy Valetines Day

We awe vewy relieved the fires awe calming down,
Thanks fow checking on me! We awe vewy lucky to be in the centre of the city, but many unlucky animal pals had a tough time.

BTW, Mini-you is a pawfect likeness!

xxx Asta (Oz)

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

I love his smiley face, yeah, the butt is a bit big.
Happy Valentine sweet Eric
Hope your Valentines Day is filled with extra kisses, treats, hugs & belly rubs!