Sunday, 15 February 2009

MY PUPPY VALENTINE

TOOK TOFFEE ON A VALENTINE DATE
IT’S OUR FIRST ONE EVER, SEE,
COS SHE LIVES OVER IN BOSTON TOWN
AND I’M THIS SIDE OF THE PEE.

WE MET OUTSIDE OF HORRIDS
TO SHOP FOR A THING OR THREE,
THEN LATER A SPOT OF FOXTROTTING
FOR MY VALENTINE GIRL AND ME.



TOFFEE SNIFFED OUT THE PUPFUMERY
TO SEE ME AND PETEY'S SPA.
SHE SIGHED “ERIC HOW IMPRESSIVE
AND OOOH SOOOO LA DI DAH”



WE BARKED ON UP THE 'SCATORS,
WAGGED THROUGH THE CHINA HALL,

SENDING SPINNING PLATES A FLYING
AND LET A FAIR FEW FALL.





INTO HORRIDS NEW PET KINGDOM,
DOGGIE HEAVEN EVERYWHERE.
BOUGHT MY PUPCAKE A STUFFIE PRESENT
WITH LOVE FROM ME. DOG. ERIC SQUARE.



WE CHECKED OUT HERE, PET LONDON.
MY GIRL YIPPED AND YAPPED WITH JOY.
BUT FULL OF WHEELIES SHOPPING TOO
WHICH DIDN'T PLEASE THIS BOY.



MY GIRLIE TRIED ON FROCKSIES,
SHE SEEMED IN DOGGIE BLISS.
BUT ALL THAT I COULD THINK OF
WAS ON A FIRST DATE DO YOU KISS?????








DON’T LOOK ! TOFFEE’S IN HER PANTIES
I HID.(SHE MUST THINK THAT I’M A PRUDE)
SHE SAYS THAT WHERE SHE COMES FROM
IT’S NOT CONSIDERED TO BE RUDE.



SHE PREENED AND TWIRLED IN OUTFITS,
THIS ONE WITH HEAD DRESS AND A VEIL.
O CRICKEY!!! O MY GOODNESS!!!!
I GAVE IT FAST HIGH TAIL.




WHILE SNOOZING ON THIS SOFA,
DREAMED THE BLOGGIE LADS WERE SPYING.
YAPPING "COME ON ERIC KISS HER"
"GET A MOVE ON" THEY WHERE CRYING.



TOFFEE POSED UPON THE CHAISES,
TRIED TO LURE ME TO HER SIDE.
“ERIC YUMMM, YOU SMELL OF KITTIE LOGS
WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR BARKBOX WIDE”



TOFFEE DID A SPOT MORE SHOPPING
WHILE I ROLLED MY NOGGIN’ OVER HEELS.
I THINK I KNOW...I’M PRETTY SURE,
THAT’S HOW IN LOVIES FEELS.






LATER.....

THAT NIGHT WE DANCED OUR FOXTROT
AS IF WE TROTTED ON FRESH AIR.
I THINK WE LOOK REAL WICKED
AND MAKE A PRETTY HANDSOME PAIR.




My date was a real humdinger everybloggie!! Thanks to best pal Petey's wise dating advice. "Polish your shoes and brush you hair". Toffee must have been impressed cos we're on a double date with Petey and Lacie soon. And I know you want an answer to a question.He,hee!! As if I'm going to tell you when our Mom's might be reading this....

24 comments:

Gus said...

Oh Eric, you're a square one!
We loved your lover's tale
But we'd have been a bit scared too
Seein' Toffee in a veil

We hope the next date goes as well
As this did yesterday
But be a bit more careful
Don't get in Lacie's way.

Our very best of wishes
Go to Toffee and To You
Next time she comes to visit
Can I please come-along too?

gussie

Asta said...

Eric
I'm no whymew, but this tale is fab..youw heawt is cleawly happy wif Toffee by youw side


She's the envy of all dogdom to have youw full attention...now that's what I call a pawfect fiwst date!
and I'm in no doubt about the ending aftew seeing that sweet dance..
I do love Womance!!!
smoochie kisses
love
ASTA

Petey said...

Oh Eric, chap, you've got the moves
And on the dance floor, red-hot grooves
Hope you weren't overcome with nerves
When you saw Toffee's dress a-hugging her curves!

So come this weekend, we're Paris-bound
Three terriers and a spotted hound,
And since you're not squealing 'bout snogging your miss,
We'll wait for Paree for a sizzling FRENCH KISS!

Glad you had an awesome date!!!

Your pal,

Petey

the 4 Bs said...

wow! that was a pawsome date. and guess what? we really were watching you. hee hee!

you two look like you're dancing with the stars in that last photo. we are going to assume that Toffee got her 'kiss'. hee hee!

woofs.

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Oh Eric, wonderful! wonderful! wonderful!
You and Toffee made a perfect pair right on the perfect first date!
I'm so happy for you two, my charming Eric, oh love is filling the air, sniff! sniff!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Eric!
Sure you two had a pawesome date!
I love all your pictures!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Eric

I think you planted your kittie log bark box on her lips and kissed her. You may be square but your no fool. Pawsome date. Oh nice fox trot moves.. I think u should be on dancing with the stars -paw edition. You are one true square operator.

Norwood

Chef said...

OMD Eric - you and Toffee are red hot!! Did you actually hide when you saw her in her panties?? What is wrong with you?! Anyway, so did ya kiss her afterall? Come on, you can tell me ... I won't tell your Mama ...unless she asks.

xox
Chef

Joe Stains said...

looks like a freakin fabulous date my rhymin friend!! You guys look great together!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm....

I think my datin'/flirtin' instructions with Toffee were more than moderately successful.

That dress...oh my...her mom's gonna have a heart attack...and flashin' you her panties...good heavens...on a first date? I innocent Lacie am shocked. Well, no...but it sounded good.

Eric...I can only imagine what Paris is going to be like this weekend...

Love and kisses...Laciegirl

Toffee said...

Oh Eric! I had such a fabulous time with you on our date! My heart is just a flutter with excitement over going to Paris this weekend!

What a great postie! I cannot believe that you found the time to do it as I am absoutely exhausted from our adventures on Saturday.

I won't kiss and tell....and thank you for the Chewnel.
xoxo.

Koobuss said...

Oh Eric!!

That love poem was so beautiful, it made me cry. I just love happy endings.

You two are such a lovely couple.

As for that question, that's always a tough one.

Good luck in your romance with Toffey.


Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Maggie and Mitch said...

You are such a romantic doggie, Eric! Toffee is one lucky girl! The two of you make such a cute couple!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Amber-Mae said...

Wow! I think you two doing the Foxtrot is just sexay!!!

Butt sniffs,
Solid Gold Dancer

Deetz said...

So did you? Kiss her? hehe
What a wonderful date night.
Deetzy

LuLu and LoLLy! said...

Wow! Now these are good times, good times! The shopping looks particularly outstanding to us. Your own shopping bag and everything! Love, Your PaLs LuLu and LoLLy! http://www.luluandlolly.com

Stanley said...

Eric.

Man, you are one romantically rhyming dog! I'm impressed that you had a fox like Toffee on your arm, and I loved your rhyming tail about your first date. No need to confirm or deny anything. We all already know the answer to THAT question.

Here for you is a little goober haiku.

Eric Square love dog
Woos and wins his Toffee's heart
Not just puppy love

Goober love & congratulations,
Stanley

Bae Bae said...

What a romantic date that was Eric. I'm sure Toffee is very happy with love now

~ Bae

Agatha and Archie said...

Awwwwwwwww you and our Toffee.......what a date What we don't understand is why PL2 is laughing so hard she is crying........humans...Love A+A

Agatha and Archie said...

Awwwwwwwww you and our Toffee.......what a date What we don't understand is why PL2 is laughing so hard she is crying........humans...Love A+A

Sally said...

You are one romantic little pup - love the rhyme - and I particularly thought the dance photo was spiffy - great tux!
Lots of licks
Sally

William Tell said...

You must be a gentleman, Eric, because a gentleman never tells! Good luck on your second date. :)

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G’day Eric,

Thanks fow coming by,

We awe all keeping our paws crossed fow Bogart’s family.

Your date is sweet, but Harrod's weally is Horrid!

xxx Asta (Oz)

Luna "The Scruffy Yacht Dog" said...

Hi Eric,

Your date sounded wonderful! And a dog that can dance! What a gentleman you are!! Someday I'll find Love.

with wagging tail,
Luna