Here's Toffee dialing me up. You can see more when you visit her blog. Boy oh Boy. Isn't she a b..b.bbbbbbbeauty? Ahhh... those c...c..cccccute earses...makes my spotty belly go all jjjjjjj jjjelly. My heart all of a ffffluttter. My square head fffff fuzzzy wuzzzy. Which makes me s...s..sssssst st stutter when I talk to her. Crikey. What's gone wrong with my bark box?
But I was wagging worried when Mom told me my behaviour when the bone rings is NOT that of a gentledog. What???! Running to the bone to alert the leggeds and barking my square dog head off is not pawlite???? Since when???? Mom put me in training this week to answer that old dog and bone. Pawlitely.
Need to make a good impression. Been trying out my new manners every time Toffee calls.
Oops!!! Sorry. Got ringing in your ears Toffee? Dog-a-blogging committed though huh? Dropping whatever I'm doing so I can yip-yap to you.
Yep, my manners are improving.(click the video, it's short and sweet) Need more practise...hint to call me TTTTTT TTT Toffee.
Now I'm waiting for my good night dog and bone call. Seems to come about dawn. Weird that. You all give it zzzzzedzzzzs very late your side of the big pee?
When Toffee called I told her I'm a bbbbbbit bbbbbbb bbbetter bbbbbbbbut my vet is sending me for AL.ER.GGGGGG testing. Vettie thinks my itchie scratchies are enviromental. Nothing to do with food. Still staying on the Ant.T.His.T.Meens. My 1 protein diet. And I'm down tttttttttto wearing one sssssssss sssock. SSSSS SSSSShucks!!! That's NOT what I planned to bbbbbark about. Have to send her something ssssslopppy. So Bloggies. HELP!!! I'm in need some Barking Good Yap Up Lines. And remedies for my Bark Box. Know any? I'd be wagging grateful.