Thursday, 4 December 2008

HAUNTED HOUSE

Do come in everybloggie. Welcome to Square Dog House.

Brrrrrrrr. Chilly round here. Sorry bout that. Must be cos this house is dog-a-blogging old. You know, them floorboards moan and groan constantly. Doors open on their own. And shut with a creeeek. Square Shadows loooooom. Bunches of key's spirit from room to room. Square Daddy's spectacles appear in silly strange places. Where he didn't leave them at all. Imagine that. Things upstairs. Go bump. Day and night. All without explanation. Strange. Mom says must be ghosties. Maybe Polter.Geists. Jeepers. Think of all them dogs and kitties that lived here before. Some of them still living here if you ask me. You did ask me didn't you? Just now? Strange. Thought it was you answering me. Dog. This house is spoooooooky. Specially the bathroom. Know every inch of that room after my two baths a week. Unlike the bedrooms. Which I'm not allowed in. Yep. Odd goings on in the bathroom. . .



take a gawp at that misty stuff on the mirror..is that eeeeeek ...ecto.plas.m??????



must of come up the plug'ole....pretend nothings there...I'll creep past it real low...



crikey!!!! the ecto.plas.m.s got shadows...do spooky spirits have them???



gulp..I refuse to to even take a goosey gander...



well maybe a little eye spy out the corner of my eye...



ok gotta be brave..take a sneaky peek...catch that ghostie out...see what it is ...



it's a SQUARE DOG ......AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!Tee,heee!!! Did I scare you???? Almost scared myself.

(Bloggies. I'm going to puppy play school for a few days. While the leggededs go shopping for squillions of new stuffies, collars and treats. For guess who? Me.Me. Me. May not be able to visit you but I'll be back before long. Watch out for that eecto.plas.m stuff in the bathroom.And the Polter.Geists.)

26 comments:

Asta said...

Eric
You scawed me at fiwst, hehehe but How could I be scawed of a gowgeous squawe doggie???no way!

good thing Ihave the tiniest bafwoom wif no long miwwows..that eek-toe-plasm doesn't dawe come in thewe.
I hope you have fun at puppy camp(winkwink..you awe sneaking into youw Mum's puwse awen't you??I'm expecting you)
love and smoochie kisses
ASTA

Gus said...

Yup...have a good time at play school. And we think we gots ghosties here too....some.ghost ate Dad's apple last night right off the coffee table!

Gussie

pee ess
ya snooze, ya looze!

Mango said...

I got really scared when that shadow appeared. I know your scary toothies would keep the boogums at bay, but watch your back.

Slobbers,
Mango

Dewey Dewster said...

Gee Eric...

Ya need ta get outta that house pronto......call the Ghostbusters.....hope they're still in business.....and stay outta that bathroom....looks like they threw water all over ya.....why yer soppin' wet.....drenched ta the bone....ya will never get over those all-er-gies that way.....

So wrap yerself up and get in yer bed.
Grab an soft stuffie and lay down yer head...
Tell those ghosts ta be quiet...ta be light on the tread.
Watch out fer that Polt-er-geist on the roof of the shed.
And don't look in the mirror, their powers are widespread.
So go read a book about Square Dogs instead.
And I hope with this rhyme that I haven't misled....
Cause if I see a ghost, I will likely drop dead.

Dewey Dewster here.....

Petey said...

I don't know what's scarier...ghosts....two baths a week (!!!)...or not being allowed in the bedrooms(!!!!!!) We let Mommy sleep on our big bed, in between me and Mica. I mean, it's okay to sleep on the floor during the day but at night? No way!

Our apartment is 100 years old—I know, I know, that's new construction in old Blighty—so I think we have a few ghosties too. Mica sees the Invisibles more often than I do, but sometimes I just stop in my tracks and wag my tail and Mommy can't figure out why? Who knows? Maybe there are some tennis ball ghosts in the back of the closet.....

Have fun at puppy pris...errr....play school. (wink, wink)

See you, ehmm, your 2-leggeds I mean, soon. I've made a careful shopping list at Zoomies, Beasty Feast and Canine Styles for you.

Your pal,

Petey

Lorenza said...

Hi, Eric!
You are so funny!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Joe Stains said...

Tanner is hiding under the sleeping bag now, which is fine with me!! Have fun while your parents shop away!

Bae Bae said...

That scared me a little....

~ Bae

Simba said...

That is scary! I'm going to check for ghosts here. Oh Mummy says this house is only two years old, so only ghosts of spiders here.

Simba x

Stanley said...

Eric!

You are definitely a goober of the highest order. You're scaring us all, man!

You mean your peeps spend several days just buying presents for YOU?! You're a lucky pup!

Come back soon.

Goober love,
Stanley

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey Eric,
Your place isn't really haunted is it.....eeeeep. If it is you're a pretty brave dog for staying there. D says if our place was haunted there'd be a for sale sign out the front hee hee.

tailwags
Noah x

Agatha and Archie said...

Twinny,just me here.Uh afraid on starting to read your post Arch sort of fainted( you know him and creepy things.....)Our house is very old as well and we have some "funny" things going on as well.......We wish they could leave some dog toys or something......Love and kisses A+A

umekotyan said...

Good evening eric.
Does the revenant at Christmas stay in the mirror?
There is a shadow at wonderful time there.
A wonderful weekend while feeling the time to Christmas. (:D)┼─┤

from loved ume tyan

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

"Did I scare you???? Almost scared myself."
Eric, the last picture got all the daylight out of me!
I thought I was a fearless doggy!!!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

TWO BATHS A WEEK? That should be illegal...

Ghosts in the bathieroom...oh my Eric...that's well, daunting.

I'm thinkin' that puppy play school oughta be pretty fun...

Happy playin' Eric... ;) !!!!

Barkies, Sweet Boy!!!

Laciegirl

Maggie and Mitch said...

How scary that your house is haunted, Eric! We've never seen ghosts at ours so we guess we're safe! We sure hope your ghosts stay friendly!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

the 4 Bs said...

hi Eric, that's a scary bathroom that you have. we have never known a haunted house before. you are a very brave square dog to live there with all of those ghosts.

woofs.

Chef said...

Eric, I think there are ghosts in my house too. Sometimes my toys just disappear... silently ... from the floor to my toybox. All by themselves. Beauty said Mama picks them up and puts them there when she's cleaning up, but nope, I think it's the ghosts. Woooooooooooooo.

xox
Chef

Asta said...

Eric
I do wish you would have been wif us at that tewwiew meeting..the mowe bootiful foxies the bettew I always say
love and smoochie kisses
ASTA

Toffee said...

Aaahhhhh!
Eric, I am scared. Hold me.
xo.

(okay I am not scared I just wanted a cuddle!)

Jackson said...

Hey Eric, hope you're having fun at pupschool and that your humans bring you back lots of goodies! It's probably best to just ignore them for a bit when they get home so they feel even MORE guilty about leaving you. Then you get MORE presents. It's a tried and tested formula that always works for me! J x

William Tell said...

That's a very scary place you have there, Eric! I almost couldn't stand to read to the end of your bloggie today!

Happy Tails,
William Tell

William Tell said...

That's a very scary place you have there, Eric! I almost couldn't stand to read to the end of your bloggie today!

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Lenny said...

Wow! That square dog is scary....oh wait! Never mind. :) Maybe ghosts will scare the humans out of the bathroom so you won't have any more baths. I should try that...owooo ghosts!

Your friend, Lenny

Lenny said...

Wow! That square dog is scary....oh wait! Never mind. :) Maybe ghosts will scare the humans out of the bathroom so you won't have any more baths. I should try that...owooo ghosts!

Your friend, Lenny

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

WOAH. You had us pretty scared there, Eric!
Hugs
Sunny&Scooter