Sssshhhhh, don't give me away. I'm not meant to be here at all. Oh no. I'm on a "stay, stay Eric, I - SAID - STAY " in the Naughty Corner. Cos I've been Naughty with a capital N. Got one over on Wally Wednesday, didn't I. He deserved it. Always evading me, just out of reach.
I'd overheard my mini-me's talking bout Wally plotting to write on my squaredogsblog. Huh. As if. What a bloggy cheek. Now don't be fooled into thinking "Ah, poor Wally Wednesday". It's hard to believe I know, but beneath that soft mohair exterior he's got a head and body of steel. He even duped the pawrents into making films of him showing off his stupid, stiff leggedy, wheelie walk. Duh,I mean you either walk or you wheel don't you. He deserved what's-a-coming. A stuffie with his own locomotion is so fair play don'tcha think?
Narrow escape Wally. Wheelie made me mad. Silly stuffie, always needing his push start, carried on squeek - eek -eeking on his old bald tires.
Doggedness and diligence was needed in this dog eat dog situation. So when both pawrents were coo-coo-cooing over Wally's cuteness, totally ignoring ME as they filmed him for MY blog I cunningly took my opportunity. Take a look-see, though if you are a tad squeamish better look away.
Tee,hee! Reminds me of the film "Jaws". Totally worth being in the Naughty Corner for.
You'll be very relieved to hear Wally Wednesday is taking a rain check on publishing his incredibly boring and dumb old blog entitled "Wally Wednesday's Wheelie Walkabout of Great Britain" Yes, that's what he mumbled to me through his sore old mouth. Ha,ho,tee,hee!
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Ooo, Eric! I'm not surprised you're in the naughty corner. Are Dr Snitchybug's skills needed to operate on Wally? Hehehe!
We've got 4 dog on wheels here and they're planning something, I just know it. J x
Sigh. I knew something like this would happen. I am only sorry that my buddy Eric is the one in trouble. It really should be Teka, you know.
Eric...you better play kissie face with real energy and enthusiasm. I figure about two weeks should do it.
Gussie
(I taught muzzer not to love stuffies in VA. Their love is transitory. )
We think Wally needs a shot of WD-40 to stop the squeak! He's quite the cutie really, Eric! How does he taste?! hehehehe
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Hi, Eric!
You got it! Is Wally ok??
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Crikey you mean business Eric. You got Wally well and good. Hope he survived the jaws of death.
Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy
Ohhh, Eric.....yer a man after Dewey's heart, ya are..,.why he does that ta me, ya know.....stuffs my whole snout inta his canine jaws...why I would hate ta see what he would do to a wheelie...rip the head right off....but since ya was teased...the wheelie deserved what he got...oh, yer a wonderin' why I'm visitin ya.....well Dewey is pretty sick right now and so he sent me along. We're sure he'll fell better soon.
Waggy Tails,
Toby
It was worth the Naught Corner, eh? Hope you didn't have to stay there for long though. Is Wally still in one piece?
Boy, you almost had him for lunch, didn't you Eric? That's so cool that his leggies actually move when he's being wheeled! We think a little WD-40 might be in order to stop the squeaking, but then, you wouldn't hear him coming!
Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny
Oh Eric
That was so funny but poor Wally.
Now what we want to know... was the naughty corner more comfortable than your new bed????
Molly and Taffy
LOL!
Poor Wally, but that was so much to watch.
If, you get tired off Wally, you can ship him to me Eric!
I'm looking for a whellie!
Glad you had a good walk, see you next time for a womble!
Pats & pets
Blue
Well,well,well,what exactly did that kid and your parents think???Imagine the cheek..making him parade up and down in front of you like that,taking over your blog,and taking your parents attention away from you...We are very proud of you,that was worth a small trip to the corner(any way all you have to do is look cute and you will be out in a flash) Nice head lock there buddy!!! Love A+A
HA! My goodness, the end of the video came as a surprise! You really got 'im, didn't ya? I just hope you didn't completely kill him...
Sparky
Good evening eric.
It is a lovely image.
The photograph might move if it does very.
Interesting experiment.
The interest on the desk : enough. ：）
from loved ume tyan
Wally
You awe a vewy handsome boy, and I love the way youw legs move!!! I hope youw Bwuvvew Ewic was only playing bitey face and that you awe OK..I would love fow you to visit me in the big apple..I'm suwe we could have a vewy good timeII'd pawsonally love to see you "Wally Wednesday's Wheelie Walkabout of Gweat Bwitain"
love and wheeley smoochies
Myrna
Eric
Thank you fow youw lovely note..Mommi would love youw soothing tea, and I am anxiously awaiting youw snuggles and eaw kisses ..shawing gelato wif you would be vewy much the thing to cheew me up..Thank you fow youw sweetness
can't wait(hope you'we out of the nawty cownew..you wewe just doing what any wed blooded Foxy would do undew the ciwcumstances)
smoochie kisses
Asta
harlow wally,
is great to see u here blogging...but becareful of eric yeah...
As a dog who has spent my share of time in the Naughty Corner, I applaud you! Good one!
Happy Tails,
William Tell
Bucket of cold water on Eric's head....
There you are, Eric...I knew you wouldn't be unconscious for too long. I did come over for nurse duty, but I think ur mom wants me to nurse Wally as he seems to have some severe psychological twauma from ur naughtiness....
Eric...first of all...he's THE CUTEST WHEELED STUFFIE I'VE EVER SEEN....
the way his feet move...and don't you dare oil him...it adds to his charm....
Where in the world did your mom get him? How old is he???
Your gonna have all four of Jackson's wheeled stuffies at ur door if ya try to kill wally anymore and ya don't wanna mess with them, Eric!!!!!
Did you hit ur head when ya fainted??? Okay, okay...I'll go get you an icepack...Eric..don't sob...I'm just goin' out to the kitchen....
Barkies,
Lacie
It did remind my mum of "Jaws"...LMAO She was laughing and laughing....
ITs nice to meet you. You can be in the contest if you can post a photo tonight or tomorrow morning and mum will enter it. Shhhh, the contest is actually over and mum is working on the voting part, but it should take her awhile, so hurry and post a photo and then let her know. Okay?
Deetz
Hi Eric
Its time to vote for my contest if you want.
You are so adorable and cuddly
Deetz
Eric
Thank you fow that compliment on my hat, blush,blush...and Mommi loves the soofing camomile and cooling gelato you sent, but I love the eaw nibbles and wish I could wun ovew and play wif you..I would nevew taunt you ow get you in twouble like WallyWednesday...Mommi says you awe soo wight! Doggies awe the bestest medcin
love and smoochie kisses
Asta
The squeeky wheelies get the bite! Hee- Hee...wooks wike pawfectly good doggie fun! Go Eric!
The G-Dales
Way to go, Eric!! You got him. Is he going to be okay? After all, you don't want to kill him. He's too cute, and besides, you need him for Wheely Wednesdays.
I don't have a wheely sibling. Cry, cry. I wish I did.
Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie
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