Showing posts with label Enemy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Enemy. Show all posts

Thursday, 19 June 2008

PETS IN THE CITY - EPISODE ONE

"Pets in the City" bought to you by Eric's Home Blog in the Office. London.

Bloggies. Any resemblance to a TV show of a similar name is dog - gone crazy! My blog of our weeks escapades contains graphic scenes of a shocking and disturbing nature. Especially to Dogs that blog. And maybe a Hamster.

EPISODE ONE

Eric's Opening Monologue.
Whatever happened to the relationship between cats and dogs. Were we always playing cat and mouse with each other? Playfully teasing? Prolonging the pain and torment of one another? One minute being the hunter. The next the hunted. That's how life is with me and the Kittie. Here's how my week started when Otis sneaked into my crate.



SCENE 1. I'M OUTRAGED!



SCENE 2. THEN ENQUIRING???



SCENE 3. DARING TO ENTER



SCENE 4. EJECTED AND DEJECTED



SCENE 5. REFLECTING. PLOTTING.



SCENE 6. WARNING. SCENES OF A HORRIFIC NATURE.
THE KITTIE FINDS HIS FAVOURITE TOY MOUSE DASTARDLY DESTROYED!



SCENE 7. THE SHOWDOWN

Eric's Closing Monologue.
Later on this week I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up and tear you apart. Others Sincere. New Pals. True Friends. Those that bring up lots of questions. And those, that in spite of everything, allow two opposites to attract. Exist side by side. Cat and Dog. Love and Hate. Friend and Foe. Guess that's me and Otis. Look at that darn silly cat. Always sneaking under things to sleep. Newspapers, magazines, bags, duvets. Even under my blanket. Yes. They are. It's the real deal. These truly are untouched photos of the Kittie and me. Oh - me - oh - my. The shame. The shame. Dog. I hope no doggy sees me.


SCENE 8. SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY!






(Pals. I'm going away for R + R with the 2 leggededs next week. Please forgive me if I don't visit you and your blog then but Daddi Square says if we have pooters he and Momi will work and I will blog! As if! So they are banned. Can you imagine ? What will we do? I've put my blog on scheduler for next week, wig your wag over if you can. I'll be around to visit you again soon)