Does that help? There I was. Larking-n-a-barking with my pal JR and Collie puppy. When. Strange but true. Two leggeds with a kittie walked in. Course. JR and Collie puppy were off like the clappers kittie chasing. Followed by our 3 respective leggeds as fast as six old knees would go. That's got to be at SLOOOOOOW. Me? Nah. Got a kittie at home to chase thanks. I had my peepers firmly fixed on something else. Two other leggeds. One hardly wearing a skimpy skirt and the other with his underwear popping out over the top of his jeans. Know the sort I mean? Both abandoned their school bags outside the basket ball court before going inside, firmly shutting the door. Course. My superior sniffer led me over. Snuffled around in their bags. And Hey Presto!!!! Only snagged myself a whole one of these!!!!!!!
HAAAAAAAAA!!!!! A freshly cooked KFC Chicken Twister!!!!! Bloggies. Believe me. Not as small as they look. Quite extended both sides of my north and south.
I legged it. Large. Like my artist's impression here. Next thing I knew. Everydoggie plus their chasers turned tail. To chase me!!!! You'd be proud pals. I led those fourteen footsies a merry old dance. Darted this way. Then that. Round. And round. Behind the tennis courts. Before scooting back past my scene of crime and fleeing across the field. Fast and furious. Meantime. The two in the basketball court kept up a chorus of "hey he's got our KFC!!!!" Spoil Sports. Heck. Isn't half difficult to eat on the hoof. But I managed. Thank you kindly. Gobbled over half that chicken twister down before my game was up.
Know something? Daddy Square only went and offered the girl my remaining morsels. He really did. Teehee!!! Sometimes he's more of a wag than me. Funny that. She refused. Then he offered her one of those £5 pieces of paper. Which she took. Bloggies. Being as I'm in the naughty corner. You'll put your pies on Colonel Saunders before I do. Bark him my thanks and this message will you?
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Hi Eric, well how we laughed reading your post. we can see the whole seen before us......well done you!!!
Your leggeded was very generous with the fiver - surely they don't cost that much.
Perhaps it was for the distress caused!!!!
We reckon they should have paid you for such grand entertainment and exercise!
We don't think you should be in the naughty corner at all..........Free Eric ......do you want us to start a campaign?
love
Martha and Bailey xxx
'seen' should be 'scene' - we can spell really!
way to go Eric, sorry you are in the naughty corner. quite funny thinking of all the peeps and doggies running behind. will have to try that one me self.
See yea George xx
Eric..you are my hero. I love KFC, but haven't had any in almost two years. Part of muzzer's shape up Gussie campaign!
Hey, I'm a square dog. The rounded corners are for HER safety.
Good Dog Eric
gussie
Our mom is rolling with laughter -- but that's fine because you and your leggeds are over there and we are here and if we were ever to do something like that, we might wind up in the pen. We have seriously discriminatory laws here about canine tomfoolery.
But we applawd you and acknowledge your supawrior square doggedness!!
Wirey love,
Jake and Just Harry
Eric
Slick moves there with your super snooter kfc sniffing. Wow.. the colonel would be proud, you leading a parade of kfc lovers. Ha daddy square offered some papers to that teenie bopper! I hope she buys a skirt with it.
nice work. proud to sponsor your lip licking luverly campaign
norwood
PS was it original or extra crispy?
Oh Uncle Eric I am SO proud to have you as my mentor.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
pS Gail says that Hamish once pinched the last sandwich from a hiker who was about 6 miles from his car in a remote Scottish glen at the time. Apparently he maintained his sense of humour. Why wouldn't you?
Eric, you're my hero! I have got to get my paws on one of those! Your exploits are the best!
Bunny
It's nice to get to live vikhariously through woo!
Nom nom nom!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
Nice move, Eric! We've never had KFC before and you're making it sound like we're really missing out! yummmmmmmmmm
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Sometimes leggeds just don't appreciate our superior snoofers!!
WTG!! but sorry for the down time.
XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ruairi
You are quite the number. Stealing the show off the punks chasing the kitty kat like that, what a hoot.
Well, you deserved yourself a nasty chicken twister with that little number. Enjoy the aftertaste!
Ewic,my hewo!!!!!!
Mommi wead youw postie aloud to Daddi while wolling on the gwound laughing, oh my, you made ouw night. (Mommi had howwid toofie doc day and this cheewed hew wight up!
I've nevew had one of those, but I will absolutely have to go twy one wif such a wecommendation, it must be fabbews.
Stoopid kids....it's theiw fault fow leaving it. If they wanted it, they should have eaten it while fwesh. hyway wobbewy to take squawe Daddis papew.
Oh, you AWE WONDEWFUL EWIC..I think you desewve a medal , NOT the notty cownew
smoochie kisses
ASTA
oh Eric, you have the best adventures! we want to know if you got to eat the other half of the tasty chicken morsel. you are one smart dog and we are in awe of you! we really need to take lessons from you. we're gonna study up on all of your moves.
woofs.
Gosh, Eric, I thought that you weren't supposed to eat and run at the same time lest you get a tummyache. Hope you survived. Those underwears poking out dudes look like dorks. Someday they will be 50 years old and look at pictures of themselves and be horrified.
Slobbers,
Mango
All I can say is...Good work Eric, I'm proud of you!
your cat pal,
Bruce:)
Hey Eric,
yep we heard your leggeds with their hoopin' & hollerin' ovah on this side of the pee. high paws to you E! ok, must look for teenagers with baggy pants. they'll have kfc! thanks for the tip!
tula
Oh Eric, a little spin in the zoomer would be delightful with our little nephew Bertie.
We can't wait for you to get out of the naughty corner. You must promise not to go so fast this time!
We would like to stop for tea and scones too!!!
love and kisses
Martha and Bailey xxx
ps we could bring along a picnic if you promised not to run off with the tuna sandwiches!
Excellent work, Bestie! Can't believe Square Dad dished out £5! That's like $250 American dollars with the exchange rate! Did he at least eat the second half of the twister that he offered to the bratty girl? No doubt you tenderized the chicken with your square jaws... Mom remembers her first trip to London when she was 13, back in the Jurrasic age. It was her first trip to glamorous, exotic Europe and she imagined London would be "the Six Wives of Henry the Eighth" meets "Oliver!" (she had a serious crush on Mark Lester in those days) and was so shocked when the cab pulled into London and the first thing she saw was a giant KFC! (never ran into Mark Lester or Davy Jones either...)
You've inspired me to check out some of those food hampers on my next beach walk...
Your pal,
Petey
Woo, Eric, we salute you. What a most excellent snag!
All three (hungry) terriers bow in the direction of the big pee....
Oh, Eric...you didn't???!!!
How much did you pay those other dogs to create the CAT distraction? Or perhaps, (Lacie muses thoughtfully) you PAID THE CAT?
I'm just sayin'.....
What DID Miss Enid say? Mumsie's laughing so hard she can hardly breathe....
I know your mom was horrified when you pilfered the tuna sandwich...she's probably gettin' more used to it by now????
YOU ROCK ERIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laciekins!!!
I have the whole episode in my mind!
You are my hero, Eric!
I wonder why she did not take the morsels!
Good job my friend!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
WE HAVE SAID IT BEFORE AND WE WILL SAY IT AGAIN.....YOU ARE THE MAN...We bow to you oh great one.....HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA listen PL1 and 2 were howling.....while we were bowing..really you have ALL THE MOVES....You made our our day oh great one..Love A+A
John said if your two leggerd keeps giving five quid for the KFCs he will buy a few and you can pinch them all.
We did have a laugh, I think it serves them right, did you get the other half back.We will support Martha and Bailey to free the Foxy one.
Eric
We so enjoyed that! Murray just laughed and laughed as we read the tale out to him! Very well done to you! I would love to taste come KFC!
Your pal
Clive
Too, Too funny!! Eric you are truly a hero to those of us who love counter surfing. This was the grand prize we think!! Yes sirree!!
Love ya,
BabyRocketDog & Hootie
Did your peeps have to buy them a new one?
Sam
Someone needs to submit your adventure to KFC - perfect advertising!!
GREAT way to keep the two leggeds on their toes by giving chase....
Some folks just don't think - why would you bring KFC to the Dog Park and not bring enough for everyone???
XXooXXooXXoo
Such courage, Eric! Was it paw-licking good? ;-)
Wow dude, best day ever!! Too bad it wasn't one of those new double down sandwiches, they have BACON! Good job eating half before relenting.
Good evening eric
Also in Japan, there is Kentucky Fried Chicken.
The doll of most famous kernel Sanders was thrown in from the bridge in Osaka in the river in the world.
It looked like the player of the team of baseball won the championship, and it threw out in commemoration and it was thrown out to the river.
It is improved, and it is exhibited now. ：D
from loved ume tyan
Eric, you are handsome and adorable!
Eric. You are my hero. Paws down. No question about it.
Moma read that post out loud to me, and I started to "get it." I've got the darting about. The round and round (the dining room table). The dance. The chase. I've got Moma lunging this way and way to try to catch me (she can't). But never until now did I realize I should be carrying something good to eat in my mouth at the same time. Gobbling it up as I go. Nope. Never crossed my mind. Once we get back home I'm gonna give it a try. Grab a big hunk of ... say ... cheese ... and go for the chase.
Sounds like even more fun than what I already do.
Thanks for the advice. You are awesome.
Jake
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