Hey Bloggies. Need your help. Tout de suite. I'm due to meet my Sweet Toffee any minute. And. No. Dogging. Doubt. About. It. I'm having a Bad Fur Day. Started when the leggeds took one look at dirty old me and decided I needed a professional deep clean. Don't feel sad for me at this stage Dog Kitties and a Hammie.I like going to the Brush Puppies Doggie Parlour. Besides. When Toffee wiggles her flat wag over to me and mine I need to look spiffy. Spruced. Thing was. I'm between my fur strips. Wash and Blow Dry was the only item on the menu for me. After. When the leggeds collected me they went off on one. Snorting. Sniggering. Grinning from ear to there. Seems unlikely but know what? Brush Puppies only went and wishy-washed my Wireys down the plug 'ole. Haven't seen them have you?
Been replaced by some sort of Tufty Fluffies. Oh Me. Oh My. I've turned into one of them Bichon Frizzzzeee Dogs . . .
See what I mean? One Huff. And. A Puff. I'll be blown right down. No need to even ask. . .
. . . I KNOW my bum looks big in this. Maybe. Sniff. Bigger than Lacie's. Hmmm. Noooo. Not possible. Is it?
Yep. Seems I've doubled in size from my normal svelte self. Into a Fluffy Puffy Ball. And. My Wiry Wagger. Where is it? The new one's a corker for Khrya's famous floofie. Daddy Square snorted he's thinking bout trimming my wagger . . .
into a POM POM. Says nearly there already. Waaaaaaaaa!!! Now. Mom is forever using this bunch of stuffs on her bad hair days. . .
Do you happen to know anybloggie. Does John Freida do a range of "Wireys for Fur Ease" ? For Foxies? In need. Indeed.
OMdoG...Is This Fun or What???
7 years ago