Wednesday, 14 October 2009


Sssshhh. Listen. Everybloggie. Can you hear 'em? Wonky wheeling? On what should be a WHEEL LESS WEDNESDAY. Will be soon. I 'xported a special Limey Wheely to A Merry Car for my Twinny and Step, Agatha and Archie. REALLY DID!!!! Sent it over in Mom's suitcase. HAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAhh!!!!!

But not before ......

I'd placed a WHEELIE WATCHER tracking device where Wheelies Snooter Hooter should be. OOOOOHHHH HAAAaaaaaaaah!!! Eric smart eh? Was only a a minor irritation for Mom. Chucked her clothes from the suitcase to make room for him.

Thank dog Mango produced copious quantities of suds for washing her one outfit. Dog-a-blogging historical day sending my wheelie watcher over eh? Yeah. Worth brewing Liptons in Boston Harbour to celebrate. Nothing like a nice cuppa tea. You know. Wheelie Watcher already detected Hector Wheelie on the movie. In his movie. Hector checked out some sort of FLATTENING machinery....

EEEK. Flattened me!!! Did you clock Flat Asta, Flat Lacie and Flat Mango's bloggies? Hector really put us visitors through the wringer. Lucky. My Toffee Pupcake seemed beaglesotted by my flat self.

Day. After. Day. After Day. In our Hotel Sweet. Which left Mom time to give Twinnie pointers

in Eric's Master Methods of Wheelie Watching.

Oh Boy! These two are super smart. Looksee. Matching Movers. Looking one way.

Then Goosie Gandering in others.

Even popping up and taking pesky old Wheelie by surprise!!!

And would you blogging believe it. Archie's perfected his own sneak technique.

Agatha. Vigilant. Keeping her pies peeled. In her bomb shelter bedroom.

Seem Twinnie will leav no stone unturned in turfing out those pesky wheelies.

Cunning and cute too. Pawfect peeping. Phew. Everydoggie over the other side of my big pee will be in safe paws with Agatha and Archie Wheelie watching. Won't they? But remember. Everybloggie. Keep your mince pies peeled.


Mango said...

Eric! Were you actually in the hotel with Toffee? Yowsa!

A&A certainly know how to show a good time, huh? I must say they are just little angels like all my WFT pals. Hehehe.


P.S. Thank you so much for my pressie. I am going to have to let Pee-Wee explain it to me because it kind of confused the Mango. Sigh. He seems to think foodables come out of it, but that looks like hard work to me.

TwoSpecialWires said...

Eric! We are barkless. Don't even know what to say. You embedded WHAT? In WHO? And put it WHERE? Don'tch know your mum coulda been arrested in the airport? Couldn't that device have interfered with the plane's navigation? We are stunned you go to such extremes. Winston's trying to help us understand, but we just don't get it. And the poor Wheeless. You led him to believe his FosterMum was actually giving Twinnie POINTERS in wheelie watching? We think you are full of yourself, Eric. And even that flattening didn't squeeze out the misconceptions that are makin' you tick. Jeeze. You are BRAINWASHING those cute WFTs A+A. It's like a new cult. We're finally understanding it. And we're not joining. (Drop the mask, Eric. You are a sweetie, and we know it. What's the reason for the bravado?)

Off to reassure our Winston....
And the others.
Jake and Fergi

(We KNOW you miss Winston. We KNOW it!)

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

My dear Miss Enid,

I do hope you had an enjoyable journey back to Merry England and that Eric didn't bother you in any form or fashion...

He, um, did mention CHEWIN' ON YOUR ET I QUETT bookie...sheeshch...don't they feed those flat boyz down in steerage? I assumed he'd at least get some teething biscuits and Lipton's....

I hope you mom is rested a bit after her long trip...I have a feeling she's going to be um...what's the word...

KNACKERED for a while...

We so enjoyed visiting with you and Square Flat Dog!!! Thank you all ever so much for coming...!!!

Babystan got a furtrim tonight and he smells like babypowder...smells a lot different than he did a few hours ago!!!!

Kisses to ALL!!!!!

Miss Lacie

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Your sneaky.
Sally Ann

Agatha and Archie said...

Love A+A We are REALLY BUSY know with what.....

TwoSpecialWires said...

Miss Enid. I have a question for you. What part did you willing take in all of these happenings? It is hard for me to interpret all of this. Especially now that I am so far away. i will admit to being confused. And worried.

Yours, always,
Wheeless Wheelie Boy Winston (et. al.)

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Pawsylvania just seems so boring after reading of all the fun in Master Chew Sits!


chicamom85 said...

Eric, even your flat self is very handsome. Wow Mango did bring out the suds didn't he. What an adventure for all.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Asta said...

You little wascal, hehehe
Thank dog thewe wewe suds galowe so squawe Mum could keep hew one outfit fwesh and clean, heheheI'm soo impwessed by A&A's synchwonized moves..awe you suwe they only had a cwash couwse wif you?seems to me they'we expawts.
I would have liked to see mowe of youw flat self(I'm only just now weenflating myself), but Toffeee was so pitifully sad whenevew you spent a moment away fwom hew that I do undewstand youw desiwe to stay in youw woom.
Hope you'we ovew youw jet lag
huwwy back
smoochie kisses

Martha Basset said...

Eric, we are seriously worried about the wheelie takeover - is some cases they are wheel-less!
We couldn't decide how to spell that!
We saw the pics over at Mango's but have still to visit Asta et al.
We are pleased that Mango's suds came in useful.........what a shame your mum had no room in the case for clothes!
It sounds like a really fun trip.
We are surprised that these wheelies are making it through customs - goodness knows what could be stuffed in there besides stuffing!
Martha & Bailey xxx

Bruce said...

Watch out Eric...I think the Wheelies are trying to take over the world!
your cat pal,

Gus said...


Maggie and Mitch said...

Good for you for getting a free trip out of the deal and having lots of fun!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Butchy and Snickers said...

Hehehee, better watch out Eric. Those wheelies sure are popping up everywhere. Mama exported another wheely from Germany, she's still fixing him up. We're so glad your Mama got to come to the USA & visit with so many blogging pals. Bet they all had a blast!
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby
PS Snickers just keeps barking 'TIC TOC TIC TOC TIC TOC'.

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

What's a mince pie?


Swell photos Eric. We have never even seen a wheelie in real life. At least not a terrier one. Have a good weekend.
love, BabyRD

umekotyan said...

Good evening eric
The national flag of Britain is raised high.
And, the time of tea started.
AWD of the car runs by four feet.
Of course, it becomes a change of the engine.
In a wonderful engine on the weekend, I feel the environmental protection. :D

from loved ume tyan

Hamish Westie said...

Hi Eric
Strange goings oh indeed. I hope the Wheelie have had their rabies jabs etc...
Cheers, H.


Hi Eric
A and A are tenacious wheelie wranglers. Surprised the new wheelie wasn't buried into a freshly dug archie pie hole. Mom was glad to meet at least a flat square.. She hopes your itchy scratchies are okay. And thank you for the bandana.. pawfect for the bonanza Love it so fancy.

Duffy said...

I was a bit worried about your mom being so under dressed, what with the temperatures dipping into December ranges. I didn't realize it was all because of a stealth wheelie. Wow, just like in the spy movies!
Hope your lengthy visit with your sweet Toffee is able to sustain you for a while.

tula said...

Hi E!
thanks 4 the warning..staying far * clear of those sneaky wheelies. looksie what happened to you! you're a pancake.. hope your mom added water & stirred to bring you back to true Eric Square size!

smoochies E, luv luv luv the gorgeous bandaners you gave me. matches my rosie posie colored lips perfectly! photo to come soon.

kiss kisses,


you are a tongue twisting fool

Toffee said...

Oh Eric! Thank you so much for showing me such a good time! Dare I say that not ALL parts of you were "flat?" And when you mentioned seeing something "relentlessly hooge" I had no idea that you were not speaking of Mango's estate! tee hee!

Thank you so much for your gifties!
your toffee girl

Dughallmor Beagles said...

We are hard-pushed to keep up with all your shenanigans......your love-pup's Mom told us something was kicking off in Boston....but now we really are lost!
Still luv ya though :D
Slobbers xx

Bobby said...

Its great to be back home, well sometimes. Where are all the wheelies, I am watching.

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Eh Eric smart, clap clap paws!!!
Eric, Mango's suds make me feel itch, I prefer dry clean though.
Love ya.

Joe Stains said...

I might not sleep tonight I am going to be having my peepers WIDE open. Well, maybe after a nap.

Sassy Kat said...

Boston looks like such a neat place to live with lots of things to do. Love the wheelies.
Thank you so much for coming to my retirement send off. It meant a lot to me that you were there. It has been a pleasure getting to know you.
Love to you and your family.

Momo and Pinot said...

Ahhhhh Eric, we just visited Toffee's blog. we saw you..., we saw the picture of you and your sweety in Boston!!!

Momo & Pinot


I'll be watching half time to see you perform. I'm sure they asked you and not that susan lady to sing. I'll sit by the telly to fetch my crumpet biscuit from you too.

Go figure that raccoon is dressing up like me! He probably has a lil Mr. B in him too.