Hi bloggies. How's you doing? Been a sorry saga this past week for me. See. I go to puppy play school one day a week. Allows Mom to attend meetings. Gone to play school for a few days now too. Cos the leggeds have left me. Gone somewhere Gay. Ooo la la. Might not be around to visit for a few days. Please - you'll forgive me? Be back before long. But for now it's back to my tale. Knew wasn't all Hunky Dory when I wigged my wag back home from playschool. Sniffed something not quite right.....
"Who's been eating from my treat ball?" Barked I.
"And who's been sitting on my blankie?"
"Who's been sleeping in my bed?"
"Who's been playing with my stuffies?"
Course. Once I put my foxy frighteners on kittie bro'
He soon mewed. Hehehee!!! Eek. Check out his pointy pearlies. Gulp."What big teeth you have Otis" I yelped. "All the better to bite you with Eric" he replied. But that's another Fairy Story. Haaaa!!! Anyways. He mewed it was my so called bestest play pal. JR!!! Yep. Kittie couldn't spit it out quick enough. Something. Or other. To do with JR's Mom having a meeting and my Mom's meeting being cancelled. So Mommy Square looked after JR. In my Square house while I was at puppy school!!! Not the ticket is it? But worse. Much. Much. Worse. Better blogging believe it. JR. Former pal and playmate. The low down dirty rotter.
Only put on his best puppy dogs. And STOLE away an itty bit of my Mom's heart. Now please. Don't encourage him bloggies. Cos he knows he's handsome. Always barking about how he's Dogs Gift to Leggeds. But stealing part of my Mom. Not. On. He knows I won't let her near him. Give him my warning GRRRRR. And shame on me. I 'fess. Sometimes a bit of a shove too.
Not good I know. But what's a boy to do? Can't help it. Over Mom. I'M VELLY VELLY JELLY. I'm not going to forgive him. No. Though we do everything together. Are practically brothers. Even though he sometimes gets my name wrong. Silly billy calls me Bobby. Dogs knows why. He better watch out. . . . . Or could be. . . . . Who shot JR all over again . . . . .
OMdoG...Is This Fun or What???
6 years ago