Saturday, 22 August 2009

AIN'T NO FAIRY STORY

Hi bloggies. How's you doing? Been a sorry saga this past week for me. See. I go to puppy play school one day a week. Allows Mom to attend meetings. Gone to play school for a few days now too. Cos the leggeds have left me. Gone somewhere Gay. Ooo la la. Might not be around to visit for a few days. Please - you'll forgive me? Be back before long. But for now it's back to my tale. Knew wasn't all Hunky Dory when I wigged my wag back home from playschool. Sniffed something not quite right.....

"Who's been eating from my treat ball?" Barked I.



"And who's been sitting on my blankie?"



"Who's been sleeping in my bed?"



"Who's been playing with my stuffies?"



Course. Once I put my foxy frighteners on kittie bro'



He soon mewed. Hehehee!!! Eek. Check out his pointy pearlies. Gulp."What big teeth you have Otis" I yelped. "All the better to bite you with Eric" he replied. But that's another Fairy Story. Haaaa!!! Anyways. He mewed it was my so called bestest play pal. JR!!! Yep. Kittie couldn't spit it out quick enough. Something. Or other. To do with JR's Mom having a meeting and my Mom's meeting being cancelled. So Mommy Square looked after JR. In my Square house while I was at puppy school!!! Not the ticket is it? But worse. Much. Much. Worse. Better blogging believe it. JR. Former pal and playmate. The low down dirty rotter.



Only put on his best puppy dogs. And STOLE away an itty bit of my Mom's heart. Now please. Don't encourage him bloggies. Cos he knows he's handsome. Always barking about how he's Dogs Gift to Leggeds. But stealing part of my Mom. Not. On. He knows I won't let her near him. Give him my warning GRRRRR. And shame on me. I 'fess. Sometimes a bit of a shove too.



Not good I know. But what's a boy to do? Can't help it. Over Mom. I'M VELLY VELLY JELLY. I'm not going to forgive him. No. Though we do everything together. Are practically brothers. Even though he sometimes gets my name wrong. Silly billy calls me Bobby. Dogs knows why. He better watch out. . . . . Or could be. . . . . Who shot JR all over again . . . . .

35 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm glad you made the khat give it up!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Mom was soooo furry impressed to read your dad has seen the OTHER Erikh! PLUS, her antispam word on Charlie/Mollie Daniels blog was LAYLA!!!

chicamom85 said...

I am very protective of my Mom too, you have to be the boss in your own house.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Gus said...

OMD...I thought they had gone and bought a Teka! At least yours goes home to his mom on occasion. Sigh

gussie

Bruce said...

Don't worry about it Eric cuz your Mom's heart is big enough for the 2 of you.
your pal,
Bruce:)

Koobuss said...

Oh Eric!!

That is just horrible. I don't blame you one bit for feeling the way that you do. There are some things that are just off limits, such as moms, grandpaws, beds, food, toys, bullysticks, etc. JR's got to learn this. He's also got to learn that good looks and sad faces will only get you so far. I know that from experience. Hehehe...

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Martha Basset said...

Oh Eric,
We can understand why your a bit jelly!
Especially me Martha cos I am very jelly too. I have even sat on Bailey so my mum can't brush her.
Your mum could never love any doggie better than you Eric, cos your so wagging wiry wonderful!
We love you lots and lots.
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

TwoSpecialWires said...

Eric,

We hope that you got all of this out of your mind before you left for playschool for your extended stay, cuz we certainly don't want you worrying that JR has stolen your spot to Gay Purr Eee. You know your leggededs would never do that. They'd've taken you, if they could. We're pretty sure. Stay secure, our pal. You are the master of your home.

(BTW, thanks for the confidence you're instilling in all the other wirey ones, wheelie and wheelies, in your family.)

Counting the weeks (heeheehee!)
Jake and Fergi

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Eric,
You are always number one for your Mommy. JR might have visited for a bit, but you live there. You are the king of your castle.

Su Es Rex?
Ibid es Rex Eric

Mack

Abby said...

Hi, Eric...

I'm pretty Jelly when it comes to My Mom, too...

I hope JR doesn't come to my house...He is pretty cute & I bet My Mom would like him, too...

Abby xxxooo

Jake of Florida said...

We were afraid this was turning into a Gussie and Teka Toy scenario --- glad it's just a matter of visitation privileges and heart space.

You are the bestest of the best square dogs -- and so no need to worry about your place being taken.

But JR did show a bit of don't mind if I do arrogance!!

Stay cool, pal, stay cool!!

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry

Dewey Dewster said...

Wow....my heart skipped a beat 'r two whe I saw the blackerd sittin' in yer bed......bet ya couldn't get the smell just right after that....downright disturbin'....'n cozyin' up ta yer Mom too....watch out Eric...or yer end up out in the doghouse.....

ps. I know some guys in Chicago in the mob that will right the wrong fer the right price....

Dewey Dewster here....

GoldenSamantha said...

Yeah - the green-eyed monster pops up everytime my ma or pa pats other doggies or kitties too. I totally understand!
Hugs xo
Sammie

Petey said...

Eric, got a bit of a confession. You see, when your leggeds were here last December, I'm afraid I stole a bit of her heart too. So did Mica. And Asta as well. But here's the good news - what we took is only about three drops compared to the whole OCEAN of love that she has for you and Otis. Heart's are like those funny starfish I find on the beach - if a bit of leggy falls off, a new fatter one grows back.

So no worries, bestie. Did your leggeds sneak off to PAREE without my Mommy??? Now she's reaching for her black cowgirl hat!

Your pal,

Petey

Lorenza said...

Hi, Eric!
JR sure is cute!
Sorry he stole all your things.
I agree with our friends. You are the number one in your mom's heart. Don't worry!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mango said...

You have to protect your turf. Maybe you need a camera installed so you can keep in eye on things when you are off playing. I would hate for you to be so worried that you don't enjoy yourself.

Slobbers,
Mango

Hamish Westie said...

Hi Eric,
Sharing a is difficult isn't it? Especially with another male dog. I think our humans sometimes don't understand this. But I think you look great in your cowboy hats. Now is it going to be Dallas or Brokeback Mountain....??
Cheers, H.

Sophie Brador said...

Oh Eric, that JR is a sneaky little @$#!%#@. You better watch out for him.

So guess what?! Even though my brother isn't isn't square, he was Eric for a few minutes. Mom really wanted to call him Eric, but there was protest from the peanut gallery because of old boyfriends or something like that.

Will miss you when you're away.

xo
SB

Asta said...

Eric
Fiwst they spend time wif JW while you'we away and let him slobbew all ovew youw pawsonal things, and then (ASTA faints and has to be revived with smelling salts)
PAWIS wifout you , ow me fow that mattew..I'm not suwe this is fowgivable..pawhaps a gweat many tweats being bwought back might mitigate the howwow.

As fow steling youw leggeds heawt. Petey said it pawfectly..You and Otis have unlimited quantities of theiw heawt fuwwevew. That much I know.
Hope youw leggeds have a gweat time(even though we awe sooo jelly)
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Agatha and Archie said...

Hold on a minute,I have to take the cool cloth off of my brow and he is OUT COLD....We just do NOT know what is going on around this Bloggie land and we have way to much to do.....ON YOUR BED?PLAYED WITH YOUR STUFFIE....WHILE YOU WERE AWAY.......STUCK IN SOME STUPID JOINT(probably like Alcatraz) PLAYING WITH YOUR LEGGED?Ohhhhhhh there is too much of this going arouhd...First Sophie has to put up with that Graham cracker and now this......Call me on my cell( if you are allowed calls from Alcatraz) Love A+A

tula said...

Who shot JR?!!! across the P version..eesh. e, surprized u didn't tell green again. don't blame u though. it would be different IF u were there too. at least no photos of square mom giving huggies & kisses. no doggie can take the square place in your mommies heart but a square dog!

what time is this episode on?

tula

William Tell said...

So JR's trespassin' on your spread and russlin' your Mom's heart? Hangin's too good for such a varmint.

(Glynn says he's kind of a cutie-patootey, though. She likes his puppydog eyes).

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Farfel said...

Eric! So nice to meet you!! I love the way you talk!!! My MOMMY lived in Hertfordshire... and kind of knows how to speak the language!!! Thanks for visiting my blog ..mate :)

Life With Dogs said...

Who shot J.R.? Now that takes me back! :)

umekotyan said...

Good evening eric
I am a recovery slow from summer vacation.
The face that JR is lovely is wonderful.
The world of blog is great. :D

from loved ume tyan

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

I gave up being jelly. there are 3 other 4 leggers here besides me. a loosing battle, and, ITS NOT ALLOWED!! or something like that - whatever..
your pal, Morgan

Fenway said...

I know I'd feel bad if I had to contend with a ursurper who had such refined pointy pearlies!
Whoa...she is one scary looking kitty!

Hoping your stuff is all yours again and things are back to normal!

Your pal,
Fenway

Lucia said...

Ciao bello Eric!

Santa vacca! It's a regular bark-out at the O.K. Corral!! (But I don't think you really have any reason to be geloso; we all know your mama adores her square boy!!)

Tanti baci!
Lucia

happy said...

You're still much better looking than JR. Although he's quite a handsome guy too.

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Hi Eric
Oops mom's been a bad blogger too. Sometimes she reads the bloggies then forgets to blog when she's home. I can't believe mom is loving on JR while y ou are away. I guess JR is fun to have around. I wish I had a brother. The cowboy hats make you look like a bad boy pack.. cool.
Wiggin wags back at u!
norwood

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Geez Eric...first we thought you had had a major furtrim...then we realized it was that handome JR...oh he is HOT HOT HOT!!!!!

So...ur mom's cheatin' on ya, huh??? Hmm...

While ur at puppy school?

Honestly, Eric...can ya say

SULK???

Withdrawl all affection, kisses etc...and no foxy snuggles...

Love, Lacie

Does JR date?

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Y'all have been given a friendly award. Please come to my blog to pick it up.
Lord Duncan of McDuff, and Sally Ann Canis

Bruce said...

Hi Eric:
Just wanted to let you know that I gave you a fun award. When you get a chance, come on by to see what it is.
your pal,
Bruce the cat:)
http://brucethecat.blogspot.com/2009/08/ah-goshthank-you.html

Chef ·˙ ۛ ♥ said...

Totally unacceptable, Eric. Although I know you are numero uno in your Mama's heart. Whatever happens, make sure your computer is hidden next time JR comes over. We don't want him taking over your blog!

xox
Chef

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Hi Eric
Still hanging out with JR? Or did you do the deed? If so, I want my who shot jr tshirt.
norwood

Tee said...

Hello Eric,

Now that's one green eye entry. It's ok ... we emphathize. No doggy likes sharing their mommies. We don't. Not one bit. No sir! :P

So we're rooting for yer!

Licks and wags

Tuffy and the Dog WOods Pack