Tuesday, 14 July 2009

PETEY'S STAG PARTY

Hey everybloggie. You know Petey and Rosie are getting married on Friday? Well I'm his Best Dog!!! On account of being his Best Friend. Made me wig my fuzz wagger wig double quick I can tell you.What an honour.Thanks Pal!



Been taking this seriously and mugging up the duties in my Dastardly Book. Like. Hold a Stag Party (that's what we call it this side of the big pee) Include all the Groom's Men. The book said "theme to an activity's the groom is specially partial too". Haaaaaaaaaa!! EasyPeasyLemonSqueezy. Music I put on here for Petey and Rosie was a pretty good clue. Paws a-tippy tapping yet? Catchy old tune...Haaa!! Anyways. Here's what I did. Got loads of balls me.



Hired a fancy pants streeeeeeeetch limo's (mainly to accommodate Mango ) to transport us boys.Hamish, BIL to be Alfie, Marvin, Jake, Mango, Joe, Eric. And The Groom. Petey.(You can bigger all the photo's)



Here we are at the Stag Party Location. Playing Leap Dog!!! Dogablogging. Wouldn't you know it? Petey won. There's a suprise. Then we ventured inside for ....



a little chow down in the restaurant. ZE SVEDISH MEAT BALLS. Ooooohaaaa!!!! Yummy. Scrummy. Then onto the main event. The Ikea BALLROOM!!!! Don't know how I do it. Touch of Eric Dastardly genius huh? Thinking of that. I mean. Who would want to party with the Stag's in my Royal Park????



Party Poopers. All of them. And crickey. More than a little furocious.....



But lookie how Petey's gob was totally stoppered by a big ball when he saw the BALLROOM. Unfortunately. Dogs. Kitties.Hammies. There were a couple of party glitches.



Mango somehow tangled his huge handsome self upsidey down in that pile of balls.Joe was the only witness to this unfortunate event. Ignored Mango's big ole leggeds completely. Thought he was practicing a new meditating position. Well that's what he yapped to me after. Though can't help thinking it could have something to do with Sophie mooning after Mango and their clandestine AFFAIR. But na. Joe's boat race looks the picture of innocence. Don'tcha think? (Last I heard Joe was thinking of giving Mango A DOUBLE STAINS Award after his upsidey down incident.Teeheeeee!!!)



Then those North of my Border boys. Marvin and Alfie. Hoots Toots. Soon sniffed their canny secret out. Sneaking in those humongeous X large Mango sized Scotch Eggies under their Tam O Shanters!!!



Uh. Ha. Clock old Hamish. He sneaked in more than something to eat. Bootlegged booze by the lookie of it. Now he's sound asleep. Pretending he's got jet wag. Haha. As if. He motored down!!!



And Petey. Insisted on his balls being painted Rosie coloured. (Thank dog he didn't want them tartan. Would of been a right old challenge eh Ma?) Word of advice Petey. Scrumptious Scotch Eggs taste a lot better than balls.



Jake and Joe were hollering and whooping after finding the balls of their beloved teams in the ball pit. Lucky dogs. After we all indulged in a new game of Non-Return Fetch we piled back in the limo....



and zoomed over to Soho where I'd laid on a bit of a do. To down a few drams of the hard stuff. Raise a few glasses of cheer to the happy couple. Seems Alfie, soon to be bro in law, can take his liquor. Look at the state of him!!! Disgraceful. Drank us all under the table.



But set my wig wagging to have a last bit of bonding time with my best buddy before we presented him with his wedding gift.



A pair of TENNIS BALL chairs (go check 'em out!) for him and his soon to be trouble and strife. Teeheee!! I mean Wife. The lovely Miss Rosie Posie. Those chairs 'll look wicked in their new house. If they can get them in. Cos I've arranged a little surprise for the happy couple on return from their moneyhoon.



Filled up their wee house with balls.Like the Ikea Ball Room. Sure to make them happy ever after. Wig wagging you my best Wedding Wishes Rosie and Petey!!!

52 comments:

Mango said...

Oh the horror! Imagine my surprise to find my large and handsome self inverted in the evil room of balls with Joey cackling in the background.

Slobbers,
Mango

P.S. Momma is laughing wicked. She says you really outdid yourself with the stag party.

Petey said...

OH ERIC!!!

That was just the bestest stag party EVER! My jaws are still aching from all the yapping, howling, devouring and fetching—as a matter of fact, my head's a wee bit achy as well. And I think Joey's a new dog, ready to go a-wooing in his kilt!

You're just the bestest best dog and bestest pal a fella like me could ever hope for! Thanks a squillion!

Your bestest mate,

Petey

Gus said...

Looks like a marvelous pawty. Hope you are all recovered by the weekend. See ya soon

gussie

TwoSpecialWires said...

Eric,

You really know how to throw a party! It looked like a ball! We're glad no one got bounced and it seems that everystag had a great time! Bring on the wedding!

BTW, we're hoping you got to keep the Eric Woz Here shield for yourself. What great memories.

Your pals and appreciative "family" across the pee,
Jake and Fergs

Agatha and Archie said...

WOW!!!!! We KNEW you would throw a FABULOUS stag party!!! It was worth it all to see Mango in the balls..tee hee Arch is still crying at Joey's video to Sophie....GET OVER IT I told him but you know him.....Better not have too many drams boys..and pull yourselves together!!!! Love A+A

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Looks like you went all out to give your friend the best stag party a furry could ask for! Good work.

Jake of Florida said...

What a great Stag Party!!! And who knew that IKEA was such a happening place. We have one just a few miles from our house, but Mom never told me there were all those cool rooms inside. The Peeing Allowed spot -- wow!!!

And all those special touches you added -- Rosie-colored balls for Petey; the tennis ball chairs; and one that touched my heart: a Cardinal ball for me and an equally appropriate, no names mentioned, one for Joey. Tonight is after all, the All Stars Game -- so we'll be listening for the crowd roars from wherever we are.

Eric, Square Dog, Pal -- You are the best!!! I wish I could bark in those funny rhymes that come so naturally to you -- but the only one I can manage is I couldn't believe my mince pies when I saw all you arranged!!!

If ever, oh if ever, I decide to Tie the Knot (Buy the Lot???) -- will you be my Partyman in Chief???

I know there's more fun in store -- so I better take a nap!!

Wirey woofs,

Jake of Florida

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Wow Eric.....you really ARE the Best Dog!
We can only see a few of the pics (might be a good thing?) but Rosie is totally bowled over by those chairs....so utterly cool....wonder how long it'll take the pair of them to de-fuzz them?
Great theme tune too, thanks pal!
The blushing bride & gang xx

Umm....'scuse me? Reeling after Jakey's comment! Thought you were a bachelor for life my wee studmuffin??
Gabs xx

Martha Basset said...

Well Eric
That was a truly unique stag party for Petey!
You thought of everything including rose coloured balls!
We loved the present of the chairs made from tennis balls but wondered if the happy couple may destroy them in their mutual happiness!
We think you are bestest best dog any dog could every have.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxxx
ps we thought the wedding was on Saturday! Make sure you get the groom to the church on the right day!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

First of all...Eric...WHAT IS THIS ABOUT SOPHIE AND MANGO??? I've been flirting with Mango for years...and he won't...never mind. Grrrrrrrrrr.......

Mumsie got half way through this post and had to go and change her pants...somethin' bout them being damp...she was cryin' too...must be those hormone things with the Pause of Men...er whatever....

I gotta admit Eric...that was quite a pawty...and completely perfect for the groom to be...

Have ya checked the temperture of his paws??? Warm? Cold????

Good luck....

Love an dkisses...Laciegirlie

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I bet woo khould have gotten Mango's ummmmm, self - disengaged from those balls by playing a certain SHRIEK...

Great fun woo boys had!

NOW, is there an email address to subskhribe to the GOOD *wink wink nudge nudge* pikhs?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Simba and Jazzi said...

Looks like a good time was had by all!

Simba and Jazzi xx

the professionals said...

aw man that just looks like SO MUCH FUN! arf

Joe Stains said...

omdog Mom cannot stop laughing! This is just what I needed to get me ou t of that funk I was in. As for Mango I do apologize that I was not able to help more, but really my 20lbs couldn't do much to right him. right?

anyway, Hamish got BLACK LABEL Johnny Walker?? he sure smuggles the good stuff! This weekend is going to be a BLAST for sure!!!

Joe Stains said...

PEE s. I nominated this for post of the month!!

Hamish Westie said...

Funny, for some reason, I can't remember much of what went on at the stag party. So thanks for the report! I didn't do anything stupid did I? Surely I only had a wee drop?
Cheers , H (with a sore head).

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

phew! You know what they bark Eric.............

if you can remember the stag night, you just weren't there baby!!!!!!!!!

yuk, perhaps I am turning into a Scottish Version with the Bad Teeth, of Austin Powers!!!!!


wonderful pics.
Jeannie and Marvin xxxxxxxx

Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

That was a magnificent and brilliantly organised Stag party Eric. Hope all the heads are clear for the big day.

MOlly, Taffy and Monty

chicamom85 said...

That was quite a party, you really know how to have fun. I love the gift for the happy couple, I wish I had one of those. Do you think they will be surprised by all the new balls in their house to play with? I would go nuts! Poor Mango, he got into a little situation but I am sure he is fine.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Asta said...

Eric
I got totally in the mood wif the song you picked out fow the happy couple.
Youw Stag pawty makes me wish I was a boy..what fun!
Petey is the luckiest boy evew to have you as his bestest Fwiend.Rosie will be misty eyed when she sees those chaiws.
I can't wait fow the wedding
see you thewe
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess..Mommi 's heawt is almost whewe it sposed to be..I guess I was vewy notty

Bruce said...

You are just too much Eric. What a great party you threw for you pals...a bit crazy, but GREAT and balls and balls of fun!!!!!
your cat pal,
Bruce:)

Noah the Airedale said...

Oooh great stag party mate. Petey is lucky to have a best friend like you. Well done.

tailwags
Noah

Lorenza said...

Hi, Eric!
Sure it was a pawesome party!
I enjoyed looking at all your activities!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Abby said...

Hi, Eric...

You sure know how to throw a pawty...

Abby xxxooo

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Hey Eric
Swell job on the groomsmen party! And that rubber ball song got my toes tapping. Still don't know how u fit a mastersize beast upside down in the ball room? That's a feat in itself. But your gift is the best of all!

Your square self came up with the best affair all around.
norwood

Sally said...

Wow - that was some party! How did all of you fit in that Ball room? Looks like a lot of fun

We were toe tapping to the song too

Lots of licks
Sally and Paddy

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

Oh, you boys.. Mom says you're why she only has girls. I think you have a little romantic streak in you, don't you Eric?
Morgan

Eric and Flynn said...

Wow Eric! You certainly know how to organise a stag party. We hope everyone has got over their hangovers.It looks like it was so much fun. Give Petey and Rosie our best wishes for the happy day.
pee-ess
The peeing room looked fun. We could have twiddled our tails all over the place.

Ludo van Doggy said...

Stopping by to see the pics of the stag do. What an event. Just the pawfect pawty for Petey. When's Rosie's Hen night?
~lickies, Ludo

Maggie and Mitch said...

What a pawty! You sure know how to do it up right, Eric!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

oh Eric, it must have been a good time, because as they used to say, about peeps in the sixties, "if you can remember it all, you weren't there!"

I can remember nothing but I feel certain I had a good time, and I am most admiring in your blog photos, because it is all coming back to me now!

Sorry I am late in commenting but my Jeannie has her Mother In Law staying with her for TEN days, and she is kinda stressed and not blogging much.

I hope to be able to keep up with my adventures soon!

lotsaluv, Marvin xxxxxxxx

Dewey Dewster said...

Gee Eric....that ball room is just the best....why we woulda fergot everythin' else just ta spend a day in there chasin' all those balls.......looks like ya all had a swell time at the stag party....hope the weddin' is great too........yer the perfect Best Dog.....

Dewey Dewster here.....

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Ya know Eric...I read your postie and DIDN'T EVEN SEE MYSELF AS A DEER...Now I do....

Honestly, I've never seen a deer look so attractive, have you...love the BIG OPEN MOUTH.....!!!!!

Love and kisses...Lacie

Farley said...

What an incredible party Eric - you really know how to have a good time :)

tula said...

Hey E-
very clevah ball party theme! you got my toes a tapping, my snouter drooling and belly wiggling from laughter! Your a true pal 2 Petey!

Rest up before the big event-- who knows what'll happen!

kisses,
tula

Stanislaw said...

What fun! My dad is having a stag night next weekend - I've taken notes! I'll let him know what you did for yours. Mom has a hen night the weekend after... any ideas? I'm pretty sure I'm invited to both. Almost certain...

Fenway said...

Congrats on the best post ever. Your photos are terrific and I enjoyed seeing your Staggies partying like rock stars!

Your pal,
Fenway

umekotyan said...

Good evening eric
It is a set in IKEA. the material of the party
Of course, I also experience very IKEA of the salmon and lettuce delicious in Kobe.
The world of the ball of piddle joey is colorful.
Of course, it is a turn of Scotch in handsome marvin.
Deer's party is wonderful most dramatic production on the weekend.
鹿のパーティに乾杯:D

from loved ume tyan

Butchy and Snickers said...

Hey Eric,
What a pawtabulous stag pawty you had for Petey! We sure hope you guys got Mango out of those balls ok. And where did you find the tennis ball chairs? They will love those in their new home.
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Eric that stag party was so fun. You are a great best man. Petey is lucky to have you as BB (bestbuddy).I couldn't bring myself from under the table---Chivas Regal is Verrrry strong stuff. Please don't let BabyRocketDog know, or she'll tell Mommy and I'll never get out again!!

WelshieHugs, Hootie

Toffee said...

I hope that you are being a good boy...

: )

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

eric
of course I had froggie flavored ice cream! Couldn't you tell it was hopping around in the dish? I couldn't keep it still.

Thanks for the birthday wishes... I felt the love flowing across the big pee. You are one wicked pizzah!

Norwood

Tee said...

Hehehehe - you all looked like you had howling good fun!!

Ikea?! That's ingenious!

Licks and wags

Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack

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