Hello everybloggie. Have I told you the squares are stuck in a decorating groove? Lucky for them they have me to help out. Been trying my paw as one of them fancy pantz Interior Decoratorz. With affectationz. Zo much more real. Non? Mom was looking to paint the wallz of the khazzee "a zhade of white ". Non. Not blancety blanc. Quezca zay "dirty white? En francaize?
Zo. When I saw wiz my own mince piez the dirty path in the woodz was the exactement coleur Mom waz looking for I waz over the moonz!!! But c'ez tragic. How to carry the coleur in my zquare head? Then. A flazh of brilliance!
I rolled myzelf in the dirty. He! He! He! Why? You azk? Zo I could compare myzelf to my paint chartz for the right coleur of courze!!! Trez bien eh? Oui. I know. I know. I have zooooo many brainz.
Back at the maizon. Zquare. I ztudied the Farrow and Ball Paint Colour Chart. Uzually I'm at thiz trez chic white end of the chart.
Oui. I'm Eric 2006 Great White.
Can you zee? That'z me. Hee.Heee!!! Or. Pozzibly. A couple of weekz after my bath. 2001 Strong White. And you chumz?
Man Ten On. I'm dirty white. Let me ztudy the filfthy coleurz at thiz end of the chart ....
Zoot alorz. Bloggeez. Zis. Deecorateeng. Choozing colourz. Iz giving me a headz ache. I cannot deeecide. I'll call for my Azziztant."Oteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzz."
What tu think Oteeeeeeeez? "Easy Peasy Eric" he mewed. "You're a perfect match to 2011. Blackened."
Of courze. He waz right. The old 2005 Ruzzian Blue. Haaaha!!! But not important enough to feature on the chart like me. Mwah. Mwah. Kizzez. And lickz Otiz. Thankz for your help. Now vamooze.
I think the zquares were very imprezzed with my novel decorating methodz. Az the room iz finizhed. Lickety Zpitz. Ooo la la. Zhall we have a peeky boo?
Quelle Horrorz!!!! Where iz the paint???? Non. Bologgiez. Thiz cannot be right. The leggedz have papered the wallz inztead!!! Pppffff. After all my effortz. Ce'zt la vie. It'z back to a dogz life for me.
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