Zo. When I saw wiz my own mince piez the dirty path in the woodz was the exactement coleur Mom waz looking for I waz over the moonz!!! But c'ez tragic. How to carry the coleur in my zquare head? Then. A flazh of brilliance!
I rolled myzelf in the dirty. He! He! He! Why? You azk? Zo I could compare myzelf to my paint chartz for the right coleur of courze!!! Trez bien eh? Oui. I know. I know. I have zooooo many brainz.
Back at the maizon. Zquare. I ztudied the Farrow and Ball Paint Colour Chart. Uzually I'm at thiz trez chic white end of the chart.
Oui. I'm Eric 2006 Great White.
Can you zee? That'z me. Hee.Heee!!! Or. Pozzibly. A couple of weekz after my bath. 2001 Strong White. And you chumz?
Man Ten On. I'm dirty white. Let me ztudy the filfthy coleurz at thiz end of the chart ....
Zoot alorz. Bloggeez. Zis. Deecorateeng. Choozing colourz. Iz giving me a headz ache. I cannot deeecide. I'll call for my Azziztant."Oteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzz."
What tu think Oteeeeeeeez? "Easy Peasy Eric" he mewed. "You're a perfect match to 2011. Blackened."
Of courze. He waz right. The old 2005 Ruzzian Blue. Haaaha!!! But not important enough to feature on the chart like me. Mwah. Mwah. Kizzez. And lickz Otiz. Thankz for your help. Now vamooze.
I think the zquares were very imprezzed with my novel decorating methodz. Az the room iz finizhed. Lickety Zpitz. Ooo la la. Zhall we have a peeky boo?
Quelle Horrorz!!!! Where iz the paint???? Non. Bologgiez. Thiz cannot be right. The leggedz have papered the wallz inztead!!! Pppffff. After all my effortz. Ce'zt la vie. It'z back to a dogz life for me.
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Oh well!
When woo hear them say they don't like it, woo khan say "I told woo so!"
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Huh? After all your hard work they made the paper on the walls?
At least it coordinates with your wirey self.
Slobbers,
Mango
You worked very hard on that, good job, get some rest.
licks and sniffs, Sasha
Eric & Otis...I just don't know what to think about you two. You get me laughing so much when I come to visit you that I can hardly see straight to read! I think I will call you Silly #1 and Silly #2. And I am sorry that your Mom didn't take your decorating advice. Sometimes a dog just can't catch a break! Don't give up though cuz I'm sure there are other rooms in the house that will need to be redecorated!
your cat pal,
Bruce:)
after all of that work that you went to, Eric. that's just not right that they chose wall paper! we wish you could come here and help our mom pick out colors. she's lame. and dumb. and doesn't know white from white.
woofs.
Oh, Eric!
I am so sorry. All that work and effort for nothing!
Hmmm...
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Hey! You know they only did that because YOU are the perfect white, and nothing so plain and ordinary as paint can compare, so they obviously chose the paper to cooordinate with you!
gussie d
Hey Buddy! Your choice of colors was just right. Shame on your folks for turning to wall paper instead of paint.
Our folks never listen to us either. Oh well, the life of a dog.
Smooches to ya!
BabyRD and Hootie
Hi Eric,
Thanks for visiting my blog and leaving such a nice comment!
I think this is the funniest post!! So original! Am really getting forward to getting to know you better!
Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane
Ooh La La Mon Petit Chou. ok that is all the french I know and I think I just called you a cabbage. ANYWAY, you were seriously and pawesomely dirty!!
Ewic mon p'tit ange,
Kell dedicashun!! to make youwself so feelthie all in ze nem of youw awt! and zen to be so twagickally ow you sa, betwayaled. tsk tsk..hoomans, may, in ze fini, iss pas mal non????
smooshie bisous!!!
votwe
Asta
Wow Eric - we didn't realise your hidden talents - D needs to paint a room - and this has inspired us to choose a colour for her too!
The paper is nice too - next time you are wet and dirty just run in the room and shake yourself - that will add some Eric touches too!
Lots of licks
Sally and Paddy
Err'Ric!
Je pense tu est un combination au beaucoup des coleurs --un soupcon au Mouse's Back, un petit dash au Dead Salmon et un drop au Savage Ground et aussi un splash au Elephant's Breath!
C'est ci bon!
Ton ami (but not Asta's Mommi Ami),
Pierre
We forgot what we were going to say because we're laughing so hard that Joey called you a cabbage, Eric! haha
um - we thought your choice of colors was just perfect! The hoomans should always listen to us doggies - always!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
oh Eric, after you went to all that trouble. How about a nice shade of brown next time, they'll find it hard to ignore that.
Simba and Jazzi xx
Ciao bello Eric!
Ah, Eric, this is uno molto adorabile postie! (As you know, I cannot speak French -- only Italian -- but these Latin-based romance languages are all kissing cugine anyway!) La mia ragazza and I giggled ourselves silly over its cleverness and sweetness!!! And plus, la mia ragazza thinks you are a darling of enorme charm; she is wayyyyy more than a smidgey smitten with you! Awwwwwww!!!
Tanti baci!
Lucia
Hey ze Eric!
tres fanzy wallpapah.. zquare parents have bonne interiour decorator tastes. Guess you got 2 be a little quicker on ze process. you don't really want to blendz in with ze wallz do you? it would be like ou est ze eric? all the time! Now i'm wondering which zhade of white i am.. pass the coloreur chart ovah here s'il vous plait!
toodles, tula
AH ZUT ALORS!!!! PL2 is laughing very hard...She thinks we are the color of your assistant..Monsieur L'Otis.....and that is even after a bath..You KNOW that they will be sorry that they did not accept your invaluable help...well, what can we do but keep trying mon amie.....c'est la vie..Ms Agatha le FIFI and Monsieur Claude Archie
*chuckles* Eric! You are hilarious. We admire the great effort you put in making yourself the GREAT 'white' - wooo!
Licks and wags
Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack
Now Eric...the black and white paper matches you pawfectly (when ur clean)....now they just need some tan/ginger colored accents to bring the whole room together, don't ya think???
I need to start comparin' Scruffy to a paint chart...his paws now have a lot of green in 'em cuz the grass just got a haircut...
Barkin' sweet dog...
Perhaps you could come and help Mumsie with paint colors????
Love and kisses...Laciegirlie
Quelle horreur! Do you think they did this while you were at Petey's wedding? You know what they say? "While the wire fox is away the 2-leggeds will play, er, wallpaper"
btw mom thinks the paper is tres chic!
xo
Even though we are not C.A.T. people (actually we're not even people), we kind of like Otis Grey -- and might have selected that for am attraction wall (see we know ze decorating linguage alzo).
Our two expatriate wheelie lookalikes --who have been looking in vain for someone to parler le French avec -- were quite excited to read your post. They wanted to know more about this whole Eric Square Dog as decorator concept -- and we filled them in. Not sure what they will do with this new information -- but be on the qui vive!!!
Jake and Just Harry
Eric, you and Otis look so sweet together. Mmmm.. so... all the efort you guys made, your humans picked wall paper? Did you at least get 'thank you treats' or something?? Our mom thinks the wall paper looks very chic and she loves it. :)
We're laughing so hard. Petey's pawty was hilarious!!
Momo & Pinot
That's okay Eric. you can come over & decorate me house anytime!
by the way me mom say your Otis looks just like the cat she used to have before she met me. his name was sidetrack. (RIP)
Dr. Dre
Eric
You are a dirty white? Hmmm.. I can see what Otis is saying. I was wondering where your eyes are in these photos? It looks like your reading braille swatches.. very talented.
I know, I have been fairly well behaved for being two. i keep going to these good dog 201 classes. And I keep going on runs.. on lock down with a leash... can't do the Mr. B stuff on a string?!! It's a tricky games by mom. I have big plans for the year though... You can always send me some ideas.
Norwood
Hi there Eric!
Am impressed with youe skill colour wise.
I finally found a snapshot of my WFT doggy sister - my 'Wheelie' Judy posted it here
http://poopsiessirwoodstock.blogspot.com/
Love, pats & pets
Blue
Good evening eric
A perfect color is requested.
The chart tells everything.
Of course, it is light that it is anxious.
Slightly different according to light color felt-tipped marker.
Is the act of coloring necessary as matched it to the chart or. ?：D
from loved ume tyan
I think you need to take care of business yourself. Humans are so fickle - they should have gone with their first idea. Next time make sure you roll in ACTUAL thick, brown, goopy mud and repaint that wall YOURSELF. It'll have to be thick to cover up that papery stuff.
Ohh! OR you can just go for it and shred the paper! FUN FUN FUN!!
Whoosh! Lotza work. Ah but you discover that you are the color beauty o ful! YAY!
I ruv you!!
Hi,
You have been nominated for Post of the Month over at the Bone Zone - head on over and cast your vote :)
love
Opy
Thanks for the visit Eric. We've been really busy at the shop too. Gotta get the cars ready to leave for a real special event in California the end of next week. That's a whole lot of miles for those cars to have to travel from Florida to California. Been way to crazy for me. I'm not getting enough attention so I'll be glad when things get back to normal again.
your cat pal,
Bruce:)
Hi Eric, you know there are times, and this is one of them, where we wonder why we canines even bother to help!
Our efforts do not appear to be appreciated one little bit and yet we try so hard.
We ourselves have just helped our Dad to smooth down the varnish on the outside bench - the fact that we are both now shades of teak seems to have escaped him as he complains about a few hairs.
Lets just not bother.
We have missed you - home for a few days to dry out - apparently from the rain as opposed to the alcohol!!!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxxx
Otis, it doesn't matter if you missed the purrs4peace this week cuz we're having it every week for a year! You'll have plenty of time to purr.
Have a good week!
Your pal,
Bruce:)
Guess you won't know who won till tomorrow?
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