CHRISTMAZ DECORATIONZ

Ho ho ho! Haz everybloggie been good? Oui? Long time no zee. Oui.It really IZ me! Santa Pawz!



St.Nicholaz. I'm having ze kittens over ze Squarez choice of Chrizmaz decorationz. Now. Ici. Zee theze Chrizmaz baubliez....



O.La.La.Loveleezee. Zen. There iz zere pathetic Chrizmaz tree. Hehee!! Saved only by a square woofzee hanging at ze very tippy top.



But zen. One can hardly believe onze piez. Ze Sqwuares want to change ze existing comfy cushionz on ze sofaz for Chrizmaz. My friendz. Prepare your good elf selvez. Zey want to change zem.... to zeeze onez!!!!!!!!!



Zut Alorz! Are zey mad? Black cushionz will show up ze loose furz? And az if Eric can read. (winky winky eh everydoggie?!)I must show ze Squarez how to decorate for Christmaz. Az ze room must be, how you zay? Mixy Matchy wiz ze charming and most handzome Eric! Show him at his best. A demonzration if you pleeze Eric. Of how ze colour palettez of the decorz must blend and colour matchy to your fine furry self. Ah yezzzzz.......like zooooo.



Magnifique!! How modest dear Eric iz as he'z demonstrating how the Squarez decor should mixy matchy him. Oui! Oui! The Squarez need to understand a dog curled up against mixy matchy sofaz cushionz is this yearz MUST HAVE Christmaz Room Decoration. Isn't that zo doggeez?

Yoooohoo everybloggie! Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Not been a round. Being square that's super hard. But. Been sniffing your bloggies when I can. Not leaving comments. Sigh. See. Mom's been busy busy. We've 3 close relatives who are sick bad poorly. Need Mom's help and the Powers of my Paws. Means were not here. Cos we're there. But I put a few short messages my Square D Og facebook page.(Teeeheheeee fooled ya facebook!!)Please. Any spare zen going begging. Send it over? Meantime. I've been busy busy too. Like so.

PUT YOUR CHRISTMAS MINCIE PIES ON ME FOX TROTTING YESTERDAY !!!!



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. . . QUICK . . .



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. . . SNOW . . .

HAAAhaaaaharrrrr!!! Don't forget this square will ya? Be back with my Christmas message for everybloggie. Lickety Spit.

WAGGING OLD WEEK

Ho!Ho! Ho! Santa came early this year. Parcels from A Merry Car! Loads of lovely loot from Baby Rocket and Hootie.Just for leaving a comment on their 100th blog. Specially sooper dooper of them.



A box stuffed with treats, a coat, singing stuffies. Wooohoo! A many legged Rudolph! Sweeties for the Squares. Which they've stuffied already. Squillion of square wag thanks BR and Hootie. Made my day.

Then a parcel of gorgeous goodies arrived from Jake and Fergie. Golly!!! Bark about generous .Tons of thank you's Jake,Fergie, Moma and Nina girlie. Want an i-spy at our goodies?



See my cosy neck warmer? Think it shows up my fuzzy fizzog to perfection? A bookmark. With me on. For moi. Shucks. Was in such a wig-wag let Miss E borrow it for her books. Know what? They even sent Mom a present. Miss Enid too. Proper pucker monogrammed napkins.



She uses them for breakfast.( Milky tea. Bone shape toast with marmalade. Laid on her lacie cloth). Miss E said her Eat A Cat book states paper serviettes are most Prim and Proper for Partaking of one's Break Fast. Cloth for Afternoon Tea and Dinner. Notice something then? Wasn't nasty to ancient Miss Enid. My new Years Resolution everybloggie. Nooooo. Not gone soft in my Nutcase. It's a well known fact New Year resolutions are only kept four weeks. At most. Giggle.

While I'm showing you presents. Want a gander at what Cousin Ruby Dog gave me and Mom for Christmas? Careful. Cos it'll make your pies pop right out of your head.....



only my own camera!!! Boy oh boy. Girlies! Book your fashion model shoots with me now. I'll be like them Doggie Bailey and Norman Barkinson famous fashion photographers. Done 3 shoots already. I'm holding an Eric Photo Exhibition. So. Keep 'em peeled. (Note from Square Mom: Before you doggies all yap "I want one on those" you need to know it's broken after only 3 uses. Lots of Amazon reviews say the same too. We're trying to exchange it. Don't let on to Eric it's broken will you? He'll be devastated.)

Yeah. Thanks to kind bloggie pals. Been a happy old week in Square Dog House. Want proof? See for yourself everybloggie . . .



Ooooo harHAAAArhaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

FESTIVE SPOT THE DIFFERENCE GAME

How was your Christmas? Mine? Been busy. Expanding my belly. And my brain box. Devising a Festive End of Year Game for you to play. Thoughtful eh? It's a SPOT THE DIFFERENCE GAME. Know it? When two photos look the same. BUT. There's a small difference in the second photo from the first one. Phew. Got it? (Mango. Pal. No need for you to tax your relentlessly huge head. Get Dexter to do it) Play bowing to you everybloggie. Here goes.

QUESTION 1 . Easy Peasy one to start. I'll help. Spot the difference between



me hanging up my Christmas stocking for Santa, Martha and Bailey



and this photo of me opening my Christmas stocking the next morning. See??? Teehee!!! Thanks a squillion Martha and Bailey. But. Didn't I bark to put Pupcake the right way up?

Question 2 Now. Spot the difference between this . . .



and this . . .



Would you blogging believe it? After all my effort. Wasn't allowed either.

Question 3 Spot the difference between this photo . . .



and this . . .



Hmmm. Tricksy. Cos our eyebrows and beardie are 'xcatly the same. Crumbs. Don't think do you . . .I could be a Santa Clause clone?

Question 4 This one's a brain drainer. Spot the difference between this . .



and these . . .



Did you put your pies on it? HAAAA!!! A trick question. The answer of course. NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL. Both are Mince Pies !!!!

Question 5 Last one. Spot the difference. This Wishbone from the Turkey . . .



and this . . .



WHAT THE HECK???? Who put that photo there??? Silly blogger. NO similarity between those two pictures. None. WHAT SO EVER.



Okey dokey. That's it. Game over. 2009 nearly too. But one last photo. From me to you. Wishing you a wig wagging good one. Truly. May all your hopes and dreams come true. Happy New Year to you and yours everybloggie.

ERIC'S CHRISTMAS MESSAGE

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PLEASE CLICK ABOVE FOR MY ITCHYCOO PARK MUSIC TO SING ALONG TO WHILE YOU'RE HERE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. EVEN BETTER. WHAT A RELIEF!!! IT'S NOT. REPEAT NOT. A CHRISTMAS SONG!!!

Been yapping along to my park song while I've been hanging around waiting for you everybloggie. Catchy tune eh? I'm off for a Christmas walk in my Royal Bushy Park. Want to wig your wag along with mine? Got something special for you to peep your pies on. La da da ...I'd like to go there now with you... ladadadaa... bark along now ...



While I alight from my Mini Royal Carriage.



Come on.Get a move on. Got over a mile of Chase Me's to do down Chestnut Avenue.



Stop once in a while for a sniffy snooter. (Note to self. Ask bloggies if I should consider entering the Rear of the Year Competition in next month's Play Dog) Haaaa!!



One of the wild natives of the park. Gulp. He's a big 'un. Take a peek at that Relentlessly Huge Christmas tree on top of his dear old noddle.



Like the pink skies? Ooooh ..blows my mind ...tra la lalala la



Uh Oh. Stream's turned into a deep freeze. Full of frozen fishies. Bigger Uh Oh. Fire! Fire! London seems to be Burning.



Ready? Steady. Go! Got to find my special place.



Got it. Gander way up. Up. Up. Above my square head. (You can big it) In the tree. See? Shucks. Gone all shy.



See??? It's Mistletoe!!! Growing right. There. In the tree!!!



So. Put it there pals.



Then. This side. Plonk one there too. Us Euro Doggies. You know. Kiss. Kiss. Twice!!!


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Have a wagging one. Thanks a squillion for keeping me company this year. Been a blast.



Now. Xcuse me. Got to skeeedaddle. all come out to groove about...la da da dada aaa... oooo sooo beautiful....

CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

Hey everybloggie. Has your Mom. Yawn. Been shopping forever like mine? Yep. Mom returned from yet another shopping trip with startling news. For me. Bout Wheeless Winston. Our Pesky Foster. Who stayed with us during the summer. Here's me saying goodbye. Aw. Aren't I a sweetiepie giving him my special Eric kissies?



Well. Off Winston went. To his new family in A Merry Car. Jake and Fergie. Then nooo. Mom Square and theirs only went and did an EBay Wheelie exchange.Boy was I MAD. Export one Pesky Wheelie. Only. To have another take it's place. Darn it. Best part was Sweet Pea (arrg yuck ) bought with her all these super stuffies specially for me.



Scrumptious these stars. Stripes are tasty too. And isn't my special home tailored stars and stripes blanket well wicked? Thanks a squillion square pals.



But back to Mom's shopping frenzy. In her favourite store. Liberty's. Told me she was on her way to look at these . . .



when out the corner of her pies. She spotted something. SHOCKING. She'd only sniffed out where Winston's wheelies wobbled off and went. Bloggies. Cast your mincies. Over this!!! Specially his lower regions....



Haaaaaah harrrr!!!!!! What a HOOT. They used his wheelies...ooohhhh to make a lamp!!! He's called Sampson. Tooooo funny!!!!! No kiddin'. Check it out. You can buy him here. Crickey. Hope Winston doesn't want 'em wheelies back. Sampson sells for squillions. £705.00 that's $1169.77 smackers!!!!! Noooo. NOT a typo error. Remember Bloggies. Do as I do. Keep 'em peeled. You never know where they might wheel up. Anyways. Toodleloo. Gotta run. See a Man about a Dog. Yoohooo Meeeeeess Enid where are yoooooooou???? Kiss your wheels bye-bye. Soon be Missing 'em. Wooooohooo. Eric's in the money!!!

ERIC DOES SANTA PAWS

Dogs! Kitties! Hammies! Look forward to visiting you in 2009 !!!!