Mr. Chips the carpenter has been chiseling. Carving. Crafting. Curving wood all week. Carefully replacing the bottom of the old curvey window. The 2 leggededs keep on and on muttering how it's going to cost them an arm and a leggeded. Crikey! Think that mean no treats for me?
But worse bloggies. Much worse. I've been denied entry. To my Sentry Point for Barking. My Barking Service denied for unsuspecting passers by. Dogs who dare to stare. And sometimes nothing at all needs a bit of a bark. What's a dog to do? Discussed it with Otis kittie.
Pawlitely play bowed to ask him if he fancied a bit of Barking elsewhere with me? Whiskered he didn't.
Not even when I showed him how my big ballooning belly of unreleased barks.
Just peered in my mouth. Confirmed what I knew. My square mouth was full to the brim with Unbarked Barks.
Mr Chippy has been working under my supervision. Better not be for much longer. Normal barking sevice needs to be resumed in Square Dog Town. Plus these barks of mine need releasing. Before I burst.
When the window is finally finished and the house painted we might have one of those blue plaques. They put them up to show the famous people who lived there. They read "BLAH BLAH BLAH lived here" with the date. One saying "Eric Square Dog Barks Here" is sure to be put up any day now.
The house up the road has one. A Blue plaque. Looking a bit old like the famous person who really DID live there, tee, he,he!! For some reason it makes Mommi giggle every time we wag past.
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