Question 1. Is this...
S. As pretty as a picture?
D. Lovely.But look better with a dog in it?
E. A peaceful place to wig your wagger?
Question 2. Am I....
S.Putting my best paw forward?
D.Plotting my next Eric Dastardly Deed?
E.Looking blooming handsome?
Question 3. Me again. Am I?
S. Stopping to smell the flowers?
D. Getting a dogalicious whiff of sausage rolls from a backpackers bag?
E. Listening to them bluebells ring-a-dinging?
Question 4. What happened next. Did I ....
S. Practice my sprint start for the 2012 Olympics?
D. Run like the clappers towards those sausage rolls?
E. Show both Squares my clean pair of heels?
Question 4. Later. I'm barking at Daddy Square. Was I ..
S. Asking for brown sauce to go with my sausage rolls?
D. Begging not to be put back on my lead?
E. Asking what was for puddin'?
Question 5. This is a difficult one. After being walked on my lead in the opposite direction for at least fifteen minutes. And a loooong distance away from the backpackers bag. I was let off my lead. Guess what?
S.The Squares reflect on what a lovely peaceful walkies we were all having?
D.I was nowhere to be seen as I legged it straight back for a second helping of sausage roll?
E.I took time to enjoy this smashing view?
Question 6. Heheeheee!! Am I laughing.....
S. Because Daddy Square fell headlong over skinning his knees as he tried to catch me and shouted out plenty of naughty naughty bad boy words?
D. Because I'm a right little rascal?
E. Both of the above?
Daddy Square remarked he hasn't skinned his knees like that since he was 10 and wondered if the backpacker ever had a sense of humour.
Question 7. But what was this bad boy thinking as I was hooked on my lead for the rest of the walk.....
S. I can win the Olympics 100yd dash easy peasy if there's food at the end of the track.
D. Lookie! My butt is half the size of a certain flakie Lakie's?
E. Put your mincies on me! I should win "Rear of the Year" eh?