Katie who arrived on saturday and Bertie arrived on Monday! Scoot over to sneak a peak of our welcome party on Lacie's blog!
Yep puppies! You'll need to enrol in Eric Training the Leggeds lessons. I'm Master of the Art. Had the squares tearing here and there this weekend. Lookie and learn puppers!! Most important. Rule numero uno. Tire them out. Always take them for a wicked long walkie. Where you can run. Off lead of course for mayhem and mischief.
Give 'em encouraging words on your walkies. To begin with. Impatient ones when they don't obey you the first time.
Repeat over. And over. Seems. They suffer our selective hearing syndrome too.
Pull 'em along to show the way.
Insist they stop to put their peepers on England's green and pleasants.
Indulge your leggeds. Bark on boring thingies. Like their own idle yapper yapper. Before you command them to a local watering hole.
Insist they have soft drinks (they'll be driving home as your snoozing)
While you down neat vodka straight from the bottle. Puppers. WFT stands for "what the foxy" Nothing naughty.Teehee! Is it everybloggie?
Remember. No table manners called for when you're not at home. Specially when the foods called a Tapas sharing plate.
Yep. Bad behaviour gets you your own dog food scrumptiousness. Then teeny tidbits of theirs 'cos of your constant terrierising. Once you've lulled your leggeds into a false sense of security. Being good. Next day. Time for Rule 2! Keep your leggeds on their tootsies. Remember little onesies. Nobody. Out foxies a foxy!!!
My preferred mayhem and mischief? Post Party Pampering. Drive's 'em wild.
Tried out me and Petey's new spa line didn't I. MASH. Combination of Mud 'n Ash. Not too soon for me to make a volcano joke is it? Or should I've waited for the dust to settle???!!! HAAAAAA(It did.The night before. Only a fairy dusting.)Katie! Bertie! Count on me for assistance any time won't you? That's it. Your first lesson.