Sunday, 7 February 2010

WHAT THE FOXIE ???

Yooohooo! Over here everbloggie. In my naughty corner. Scary stuffie to bark about. Started when we got a relentlessly huge post sack delivered square on our doorstep. Was all over it like a rash when I sniffed out it was from my sweet Lacie. Then I read the label. "For Miss Enid" Grrrrrrrr.



Carried that heavy old sack of potatoes right over to another one. Lumpy old Miss Enid! Nice of me though eh? Course. Untouchables wobbled over on their wonky wheelies too. Old silly's. Such terrier temptation.



Quickly upped Sweet Pea for a bite or two. Ewww. Nasty. Nothing sweet about sawdust. (Note Miss E with a grimace on her old boat race. Giving me the Evil Eye)



Next. Jumped up and kidnapped irksome Albert. Took him to my blanket for my Eric special Eradication Programme. Which is why I'm here. In the naughty corner. As if I care. Given me time to ponder. And pontificate. Bout some wheelie weird going's on here lately. Hell's Bells bloggies. Scary stuff. Noticed first as Miss Enid squinted at the customs label on her parcel. Picture of innocence. Or. Not???



Crumbs. Kind of reminded me of something. You too? Hmmm. Bark it out then. Thinking it's something like the back end of a bus? Err. I mean. Terribly familiar?



YES! YES! YES! You got it. Lacie and Miss Enid. Both made from the same Big Butt Mould!!! What are the chances of that? Then. Recalled. Another co- incidence. Maybe. Or. Are them wheelies. . . GULP. . . up to no good . . .



Put your pies on Albert. Arriving here last summer.



Then on Lacie. In her finery last Autumn. Would you Adam and Eve it? Like seeing double. . .



Another. Co-incidence. Sweet Pea Clementine. Last Summer. Wheelie flying . . .



And Scruffy. Flying Tutu. At Halloween. Bark about two Sweet Peas In a Pod. Holey Moley. All them co-incidences. Called for a brave inspection of my pesky wheelies. See what the foxie's going on.



NOOOOOOOO!!!! What's happening? Uncanny. My. Wheelies. Are them. THE HOLY TERRIERS!!!



And they. THE TERRIERS. Lacie. Scruffy. Stanley. Are them. MY WHEELIES.In Triplicate!!! AAAAAAaaahhhh!!!!

24 comments:

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Hooge snorts coming from the triple terriers with mounds of snow snortin' outta their nosies like dragons...

Oh Eric...that's fantabulous...they look JUST like us!!!

And SHAME ON YOU, CHEWIN' on poor Albert...I'm tellin' ya, if we chewed up Gilbert, our mugs would be on Petfinder...yeppers...

Doesn't that Miss Enid have the most delicate um rear view ever...

Um...I'm thinking she shouldn't view the video that Mango posted staring some of my boyfriends INCLUDING YOU, for my barkday...

I fear she might have an incidence of the vapors...or vapours...dunno how you guys spell it...what's with us droppin' those u's...wasn't that old Daniel Webster and his stoopid FO NET IK spelling???

Yes, congrats are in order for your performance in Mango Minster...I'm arranging a DATE for Norwood and myself. First off we're gonna go buy that boy glasses...HARUMPH...NUFF SAID...not that I'm bitter or anything...

But it's a little much when he saunters into our snow covered yardie to OFFER SCRUFFY HIS CONGRATULATIONS...I shoved him into a drift...

Tell Miss Enid Mumsie's being very careful with me...we have plenty of dog food and the streets are clear...but our yardie has two feet of snow in it...and Mumsie made trails for us to run in...looks like a rat's maze...

Who moved my cheese???

Kisses, Laciegirlie

ScrapsofMe said...

OMD! It's TRUE! They are them and them are they! Run, hide! Imagine all the skreechin'!

sniffies,
Bonnie

Gus said...

No, shouldn't this be:

"We have met the wheelies, and they are us" ????

OMD

gussie

Lorenza said...

Hi, Eric!
I can see the butt resemblance!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Eric,
You have three wheelies just like SSL in America. I think you are correct. You must watch them, but please don't chew on them.
Sally Ann

Petey said...

Eric my pal,

I'm afraid there's only one way to solve this dilemma. You're going to have to taste the wheelie clones.

The Baby Stan one should taste sweet and maybe a bit nervous.

The Scruffy one will taste like a strong stinky cheese...like a Limburger...that's gone bad.

As for the Lacie wheelie - bitter, definitely, but with a bite.

It may be time to reinforce those strict British quarantine laws for dogs!

Your pal,

Petey

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I think a certain bum might ALMOST span The Big Pee -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Asta said...

Holy moly Ewic,
Those awe some vewy stwange goings on at youw house..I nevew saw the un canny wesemblance until now..how can you tell who's who?? i think Petey might be wight, but i don't weally want you to chomp on any wheelies and fwankly my sweet BFF is NOT bitte, ow big butted ow any of those othew nasty things you awful boyz awe saying about sweet Laciekins.

Honestly Ewic, I just don't know (Asta shakes her head)
I did come wif the intention of giving you big congwatoolatowy smoochies fow youw placement win in Mango Minstew ( I do think you made a most wondewful showing), but now that you'we in the notty cownew, ummm, I guess I can't delivew those kisses
love
Asta

Hamish Westie said...

Well Eric, remarkable happenings indeed. Of course a rationalist like me tends to favour a 'coincidence' explanation, rather something uncanny.
Worrying, nonetheless!
Cheers, H.

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Asta said...

My sweet Ewic

Of couwse I will send you as many smoochies as you can take. I could nevew stsy angwy wif you. I know that you get caught up in all the lacie bashing wif the gang of boyz, heheheh
youw twoo natoowe is much to nice to stawt that youwself.

You awe one of my bestestest fwiends evew and I love you twooly!
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Inky and Molly said...

It might be time for nigh nighs for you, huh?!

Or maybe take one of them little white pills.

We're hoping you're not jealous of a pair of wheels. But if ya wannu, we can give ya some wheels!

Sophie Brador said...

Eric! I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. This is almost scary. You should check out my blog. I had to spend a whole afternoon chewing on the head of a Schnauzer. That was kind of scary too, but really fun.

xo
SB

Sophie Brador said...

Eric! I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. This is almost scary. You should check out my blog. I had to spend a whole afternoon chewing on the head of a Schnauzer. That was kind of scary too, but really fun.

xo
SB

Mango said...

Most disturbing. Not to mention as events unfolded your UK speak became even more confusing for the Mango. Golly, Eric, does everybody talk like that over there?

I am alarmed by the fact that Sophie posted the same comment twice twice. Is she turning into Jaffa Jaffa? Or is it from looking at those horrible pictures and seeing double double.

I think you need to keep it simple. Beware of anything with a bottom bigger than yours. Oh wait a minute, except ME of course.

Slobbers,
Mango

Agatha and Archie said...

THUD............
THUD............
Uhmmm Eric..PL2 here...for some reason both Agatha and ARchie just faintd after reading your blog...Any thoughts?? Love PL2(I am a little concerned as well like Mango that Sophie posted twice..Does that have anything to do with this?

Bobby said...

What is going on buddy you must be a little worried, is there some rift occurring, where by wheelies and other square dogs just pop through in to your house.
Some furbodys I wont say who but they are square and there is two of them told me your mum was a bit of a hippy in her youth, saw Hair too TUT TUT, so did John. We will let you know when we hear from Mop boy, we have not heard a thing since he left.

Bruce said...

Close your eyes, I mean pies, and then open them again...maybe all this horror will go away!
your cat pal,
Bruce:)

Butchy and Snickers said...

Wahahahahahaha! Mama can't stop laughing either. I must admit, I am feeling a bit outnumbered with all of these catsies & wheelie kids living here.
Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
Butchy, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby & Hootie

Bobby said...

Sorry read the comment again , got it now you just knew about Jake and Fergi's mum. Oh what a good time was had by all.

Martha and Bailey said...

Hi Eric, we have to confess we are somewhat spooked by this apparent wheelie takeover of blogland.
It is true that these wheelies have an uncanny resemblance to Lacie, Scruffy and Stanley!
We don't know what to suggest. There seem to be so many things happening over there.
Stay safe - remember to keep those weelie wheels oiled - otherwise they make such a racket.
love and kisses
Martha and Bailey xxx

Deetz said...

You always make us laugh and smile...thank you for checking back with us. I am doing pretty good even though I am missing my brother, but I make my mom giggle atleast once a day. She seems much better. I should have a post next week sometime with new pics and stories. Thanks again
Deetzy

Noah the Airedale said...

That's unbelievable. You're very own Scruffy, Lacie & Stanley. How lucky can a square dog be!!!!

tailwags
Noah

Toffee said...

Oh my dog!
that was hilarious!

The tri-dog gang is taking over the world! Quick you must come over here - I will pawtect you.