Hello everybloggie. Been doing a spot of brain drain. Pondering now I'm into my triple troubles I ought to spread them out a bit. Share them terrierbles of mine with the working world. So. Decided. Try my paw at a series of jobs. Smart move for Eric eh? ( Maybe I'll start a series too. Keep your mince pies out for more episodes). But first up.This one. Eric The Vet. Here's a couple of likely victims. Oooops. Scrub that. Patients.
Kittie bro the one on the left did I hear you bark? Tee,heee!!! Easy mistake. They do look remarkably similar. Troughing away in their matching greys. Mr Piggy was donated to Square Dog Vet Surgery by a kind neighbour. Who hasn't a clue what my toothy pegs can do. After a quick eyeball I took Mr Piggy to my operating area. To remove his annoying snorter. That's when my scrub nurse left the room for a nano of a second. And returned to find major surgery almost completed.
Mr Piggy's vitals. Extracted.
His stupid oinker. Along with a string of porker sausages. Several swabs. Half a pound of streaky bacon. A pork pie. And varied ouch sharpie shockingly nasty bits and pieces. Skilfull and exacting extracting eh? With minimal evasion. AND sleight of jaw invasion. By removing one ear only!!!! No other other surgery incisions at all!!! Yep. The worlds first Key Hole Lug'ole surgery. My very own LIP O SUCTION!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Hmmm. Got me thinking. Perhaps my sweet friend Miss Flakie Lakie would like me to Lipo her big rear...I mean her ear'ole. What do you think I'd find? Okeydokey. Let's give it a whirl. Remove her ear first. Apply my Eric LIP O SUCTION (patent pending)
Oooooooo. Lacie !!! Lots of Little Black Dating books!!! Chapsticks!!! Holey Moley. Dogtox!!!! Fur Dye!! And finally. "Ateenyweenyyellowpolkadotbikini. Thatshecan'tfitintotoday". Ooooh haaaaaa!!!! What a hoot.I'll do another. Try that ole Key Hole Lug'ole surgery on best pal Petey. Ear'ole off ....quick LIP O and whathavewegothere?
Uh. Huh. As I thought. Chocka Blocka. Full of balls. Then everything came up Rosies!!! Weyhey!!! Isn't that wagging everybloggie? Specially after the sad disappointment Rosie and Petey had lately. (Rosie's leggededs too. Been thinking of them. Bet you have too.) Now. Gotta dash. Spread my terrierbles. And check on Mr Piggy in the recovery ward.
Yep. All's fine and dandy. Looksee how quickly Piggies back up on his trotters. Think I've got me a promising future everybloggie? As a PIE ON EAR IN VETERINARY SURGEON?
OMdoG...Is This Fun or What???
6 years ago