Hey bloggies.Got an award from my buddy Bruce. Cool for cats huh? Thanks a million Brucey!
Strange. How we look-a-likie isn't it? He's a clever claws. Supervises sooping up some super doooper cars. Wag over why don't you? But be GOOD. None of that chasing business. Bruce mewed I have to list my Life is Grands for the award. Okey Dokey. Here we go.
1. I wag all over off my lead. Brings Bounty. Bonuses too. Give it a go. Last weekend I got myself Bounty with a capital B. I was sniffing with my hooter snoooter in the ferns like so ...
Next minute Mom went all giddy.Cos TADAAAAA!!!!! I put on a magic show like this......
and pulled out a poor Over the Bridge Bunny from them ferns. Yumm!!! Had him nicely clenched in my snappers for a quick snackie when I heard them naughty naughty Chanel 4 After the Watershed Words screamed at me. "Drop it" . I did. Before I even had a chance to yap "abracadabra" and tap my wand I was back on my lead. Doh. I'm a dummy. Think my brain bonce is shrinking? Or something?
2.Off lead brings Bonuses. Take last Friday in the Rugby field. What happened? I found my second bone in that Kicking (?) Field..haaaaaaaa!!!! But. No sooner I'd got that bone clenched in paws n jaws when "blablabla". Yeah. You know. Darn and damnation. Mean Mom took my bone home. Here it is. Bark about impressive.
Then this Tuesday I only found me BONE NUMBER THREE!!!!! WEEEHEEEEEEE!! In the woods this time. I can tell you, that got the Squares scratching their old noggins. Billy bonus for me though huh? In a word. NO. Got caught short. Ever tried to poop and and eat together? It's like patting your bonce and rubbing your belly with your paw at the same time. Or. One for the leggededs. Sit. Lift the right leg and rotate your foot clockwise, at the same time, with your right hand, draw a number six in the air. Watch 'em try that everybloggie. Will make you hoot!!! They can't do it, that footie always changes direction!!! Hehehehee!!!See??? So. back to my point.Which was it's difficult to do. Tried it? Pooping and eating together? I had to put that bone down. Course. Daddi Square swooped in and swiped my bone away. But never fear bloggies there will be another Eric Bonus Bone. I know it. Why? Silly Daddy threw that bone away in the same woods. Whoot!!! He's definately got brain shrink. Haaaaaaa!!!
3. Got my one and only sweetie Toffee pupcake. The bestest blogging pals too. That's you. Doggies. And you. Kitties. You too. Leggededs. Please take this Life is Grand Award from me to you.(Remember to list your grands)
4. Shucks. It's my barkday this weekend. I'll be three. Toffee Mom's too the day before mine. Golly Gosh. I'm in good company. Barking Happy Birthday to you TM! Hope you get oooodles of stuffies. Anyways. Been mighty troubled bout using up my Terrible Two's by their sell by date. But phew. No need. Had a most most pawsome thought. Going to convert my Terrible Two's to Triple Troubles. Smart move eh? And decided not going to use them troubles till next week. Cos the Squares might've got me a huge marrow bone for my barkday. Plus there's this super special box ....
just out of reach. From my sweetie pupcake. Guess What .That box. It's stuffed full of snoggies!!!!! For doggies. Woarrrrr!!!!!!!
Can hardly wagging wait.
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