Wednesday, 22 April 2009

WHEELIE POLICE REPORT

Following the mysterious disappearance of Miss Enid Wheelie on Wheels from Square Dog House earlier this week, Interpol ES 5 Wheelie Police have intercepted Eric Dogs blog to report wheelie suspicious rollings of them pesky old wheelies. Over the big pee several incidents of wheelie gatherings have been reported.Keep your pies open everybloggie.

First up,illegal immigrant Miss Enid , was spotted by JFK flight control. The said wheelie was strapped (none too safely) on top a small light aircraft piloted by one Butchy Lamb. The pilot and passenger were observed erratically shooting confetti cannons from the rear aircraft doors all over New York.We understand this was some sort of code to a Mrs. Myrna Bride and a Mr Gilbert Groom. Yeah. Yeah. As if. Visit Butchy for his statement of events.



ES 5 sniffed out and collected every scrap of confetti. Then reassembled the pieces to reveal this wheelie mysterious message. Crickey!!!! It's in code.



Following a tip off we were straight on the wheel tracks leading to a Tea House in Pencil Vania. Miss Enid met up with wheelies accomplices for a Shower. Read the full report on Lacie's blog. All parties attending the so called "Wedding Shower" were heavily disguised in leggededs clothes!!!!!!


Fabbie photo by Lacie!

Them wheelies had even gone as far as removing their wheels!!!! And looksie at those doggies. Hiding under their hats. Now you know anybloggie who wears clothes and hats for a shower? And no showers were seen to taken. Doubly bubbly suspicious eh???.

After woofing down copious quantities of tea and dogalicious cakes, the wheelies and Lakie were sighted entering the doghouse of Maggie and Mitch.(Wag over for the full story) Said Dog and Wheelies emerged several hours later. The latter wibbly wobbling on wonky wheels leaving a vapour trail of mothballs and alcohol behind them. We sniffed this trail all the way back to Pencil Vania. Again. Into the Dog House. With the help of insiders Scruffy and Stanley, we have a full account of the wheelie naughty goings on inside. Together with photographic evidence. Can you blogging believe it?? Once safely ensconced in the bathroom, the wheelies made a further brazen effort to disguise themselves!!!! Looksee....



Miss Enid was overheard to yap to Josephine, Autumn and Fiona "What a wheelie good idea to dye our old moth eaten furs lilac for the wedding as we can't afford Cat Or ier clothes like Myrna" Fiona giggled " Myrna loves old fashioned flowers. Lilac is soooo the pawfect colour" Autumn tittered " Wheel look such pretty Bridesmaids". Phuh. AN unlikely tail.If ever I heard one. (I did. That was the one.) Fortunately for us their dog accomplice tripped and slipped her front end into the dye bath. Lucky it wasn't her big back end. She would need a few more gallons of dye for that. Tee,heehee!!!! This half lilac dog is wanted for questioning and will be easy peasy to spot. However ES 5 believe she may go to ground. Even try and dig her way out of trouble. Ooooh haaaaaa!!!!!!!



BUT.We urge extreme caution to everybloggie in approaching this Half Lilac Flakie Lakie....



with a big back end. And bigger bad temper.Gulp.

Later that afternoon the dyed and disguised wheelies were seen gathering in the vicinity of Wisteria Lane. We sneaked this opportunity to obtain photographic evidence of all the guilty parties. Who have since given us the wheelabout.



It's suspected they're fine tuning their wheels and plans. Any evidence you can give to the Wheelies whereabouts will be treated in strict confidence.Thank you. From Eri......errr we mean....Interpol ES 5 Wheelie Police.

28 comments:

Butchy and Snickers said...

Dear Eric,
Unfortunately, my lips are sealed......with duct tape that is, hehehehehe!
Captain Butcho
PS & it's purple duct tape at that!

Jake of Florida said...

Eef votre Interpol Police ES5 need more 'elp on zees case, pleez to call us.

Inspecteur Jacques Maigret et Justin Herkimer Clouseau (wheelie look-alikes at large).

Mango said...

I am glad those wheelies are practicing their mayhem in Pencil Vania. Pay no attention to that photo on Lacie beast's bloggy of myself sitting in the cake. I wasn't there, I swear.

I do kind of like the lilac coloring. What a great job you did recording all the goings on.

Slobbers,
Mango

Martha Basset said...

We really dont know what to make of it all. We think we may have sited some lilac coloured wheelies with hats making their way down Sausageroll St in Glasgow! We werent too sure about what we saw but having read your account we think it fits.
Let us know what action you think we should take.
love
Martha & Bailey xx

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Eric, Are you on drugs? Okay, just thought we'd ask. You sure do have an imaginative post. :)

Gus said...

Oh...maybe we are kinda glad muzzer hasn't gotten any wheelies! If you all are in danger, all y'all can come here.

gussie n teka

tula said...

Hi E-
looks like those wheelies will go to extremes. hard to outdo their clevahnez. Although...they seem to be fond of the bubbly.

Good Luck!
tula

Maggie and Mitch said...

Autumn has always said that purple and orange is her very favorite color combo! We're guessing that she is one happy wheelie to be sporting purple fur with her pumpkin wheels! We can only imagine how much fun this wedding is going to be!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Bruce said...

You dogs are silly, crazy creatures...but maybe that's why I like you so much:)

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeeeeeee!!

Giggle...

Hiccup...

Oh Eric...hiccup...that was hilarious...that hiccup, postie...bout me dyin' my front end purple...hiccup...hmm...you didn't make any kinda comment bout my back end, did ya? Naaaaaaaaa...Square Dog's too samart er um starm um strrt..um SMART to play wthirhth fire like tahat...um that...giggle hiccuop...

Lacie crashes to the floor...

Thud.....

Yo Eric...Scruff here...ur playin' with fire, Man....playin' with fire...just wait till she sob er um awakens...ya better put you joggin' shoes on....

Great pix of the babes..er um Wheelie Maids....couldn't member for a minute what they were called....a gaggle of girls...

Pawslaps....Scruffman

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Um, Eric...thought this was Enid's week to post?

Gilbert.....

Joe Stains said...

It sounds like they are organizing, about to revolt. Now they are also cloning. I am truly scared buddy.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Eric!
Like Joey.... I am scared too!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Asta said...

Eric, ummmm ,I mean Intewpol agentES 5 Wheeley Police,

Honest, I have no idea what all the fuss is..we wewe just having umm, a little pawty..a few bootiful wheeley giwls d ouw fwiends..it was the loveliest showew evew! I was gobsmacked when I saw the skywiting and the faboolous aiw stunts by Enid..and those bootiful bubbles that fowmed into my cawd. I feel like the luckiest Wheeley in the wowld.
I'm suwe an impowtant intewpol agent such as youwself has much mowe impowtant things to investigate.
If you find miss Enid, pleez give hew my wheeley smoochies
Myrna

Lucia said...

Ciao bello Eric!

Those wheelie ragazze ... I am just green with envy at their incredible ... lilacness! What a splendido pawty!!

Tanti baci!
Lucia

Ludo van Doggy said...

Hurro,
I cam by from Asta's to see more of the shower piccures. What a great time you all had!

As for the post below, my Mum bees one of those strange kind of peoples called a vegetarian so she would agree with your Mum I thinks. We has loads of sheeps here, I can see them from my window and the sheep dogs does not seem to stress them out very much.

~lickies, Ludo

Dewey Dewster said...

Geez Eric.....er, we mean Interpol.....what a complete report....we will be sure ta be on the lookout fer those clever wheelin' criminals....especially the half lilac Lacie....she should be easy ta spot 'round here....the hyacinths are done bloomin' and the lilacs haven't started....we'll know 'er right away and approach with EXTREME CAUTION !!!!!

Great job reportin' all the facts....

Dewey Dewster here....

Agatha and Archie said...

Eric Eric Eric watch out, you are stepping on thin ice on this one. all these wheelies and girls are doing is talking about this wedding and ARCHIE......................................(gotta go........) Love Arch

Dewey Dewster said...

Eric...

I thought ya was my friend even though yer on the other side of the big pee...now all of ya are laughin'....all of ya....yer Mom 'n Dad... 'n ya too.....do ya have any idea how hard it was ta stay on that bike....it was torture I tell ya, torture....Gram 'n that silly camera flashin' light right inta my eyes while I'm tryin' ta make sure I don't fall off that thing....it took me 3 days ta recuperate from the humiliation of it all...yer siree....'n now the whole thing is plastered all over the web fer millions of dog lovers ta snicker at.....why, I think I'm goin' ta run away......but not until after I have my evening snack, late evening chewey and bedtime goodie.......

Dewey Dewster here....

Bruce said...

Hi Eric...I Love your blog so much that I've passed on the "Life is Grand" award to you.

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Eric, what an excited report that totally attracted my short attention span!
You deserve a Pulitzer prize for writing such a thrilled purple color pictures report!
And thanks for responding to my begging about sending healing power to baby Axl. Your visit, support and keeping your paws crossed for baby Axl means a lot to me, buddy! He's getting better now, the latest news I heard!
Love you

umekotyan said...

Good evening Eric
The wedding is a fuss.
hahaha
Something waits after the party of tea.
Of course, it dyes to the lavender color.
Purple has been treated as an elegant color in Japan for a long time.
Let's pray for happiness under purple.
素晴らしき、結婚式の2匹の幸せ:D

from loved ume tyan

Asta said...

My Sweet Fwiend Eric

I love the bootiful flowew you put up fow Petey and auntie Janie..what a lovely way to wemembew Betti, who I'm suwe is having a lovely tea in heaven as I wite. I'm going to miss Petey, he left today fow a momf..I wish you wewe hewe
Thank you fow being my fwiend
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Quincy said...

I have to admit I've never seen a wheelie in my neck of the woods but I'm going to keep an eye out. They seem to get into everything.

TwoSpecialWires said...

Little did we know when you introduced us to all your friends what we were getting into! A wheeie wonderful time and wheelie big smiles and tail wags.

Now, we want to know.... were the kids at it again yesterday? We heard about a wheelie concerning aircraft flying over NYC. Then it got called "a mistake". Is it a coverup now? Maybe that's why you've not been around for a few days.... we'll be curious to find out.

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

ERic
Those wheelie ladies are crafty. Are u sure u want to go there? You may want to go undercover if you do. Find an hat,wheelies and glue lilacs to you.. they let you in. I think your undercover name could be ms erique. That would be a sight to see!

Norwood

Toffee said...

Whooooo!
I was tired just reading about all of those escapades!! or dare I say SHENANIGANS!!

looks like they had a Wheelie good time though!
ha!
time to nap.

xoxo

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Eric
I know your resting from the wedding blitz. I'm trying to flag you but I don't know how to spell. Come over to pick up your award!
Norwood