WHEELIE POLICE REPORT

Following the mysterious disappearance of Miss Enid Wheelie on Wheels from Square Dog House earlier this week, Interpol ES 5 Wheelie Police have intercepted Eric Dogs blog to report wheelie suspicious rollings of them pesky old wheelies. Over the big pee several incidents of wheelie gatherings have been reported.Keep your pies open everybloggie.

First up,illegal immigrant Miss Enid , was spotted by JFK flight control. The said wheelie was strapped (none too safely) on top a small light aircraft piloted by one Butchy Lamb. The pilot and passenger were observed erratically shooting confetti cannons from the rear aircraft doors all over New York.We understand this was some sort of code to a Mrs. Myrna Bride and a Mr Gilbert Groom. Yeah. Yeah. As if. Visit Butchy for his statement of events.



ES 5 sniffed out and collected every scrap of confetti. Then reassembled the pieces to reveal this wheelie mysterious message. Crickey!!!! It's in code.



Following a tip off we were straight on the wheel tracks leading to a Tea House in Pencil Vania. Miss Enid met up with wheelies accomplices for a Shower. Read the full report on Lacie's blog. All parties attending the so called "Wedding Shower" were heavily disguised in leggededs clothes!!!!!!


Fabbie photo by Lacie!

Them wheelies had even gone as far as removing their wheels!!!! And looksie at those doggies. Hiding under their hats. Now you know anybloggie who wears clothes and hats for a shower? And no showers were seen to taken. Doubly bubbly suspicious eh???.

After woofing down copious quantities of tea and dogalicious cakes, the wheelies and Lakie were sighted entering the doghouse of Maggie and Mitch.(Wag over for the full story) Said Dog and Wheelies emerged several hours later. The latter wibbly wobbling on wonky wheels leaving a vapour trail of mothballs and alcohol behind them. We sniffed this trail all the way back to Pencil Vania. Again. Into the Dog House. With the help of insiders Scruffy and Stanley, we have a full account of the wheelie naughty goings on inside. Together with photographic evidence. Can you blogging believe it?? Once safely ensconced in the bathroom, the wheelies made a further brazen effort to disguise themselves!!!! Looksee....



Miss Enid was overheard to yap to Josephine, Autumn and Fiona "What a wheelie good idea to dye our old moth eaten furs lilac for the wedding as we can't afford Cat Or ier clothes like Myrna" Fiona giggled " Myrna loves old fashioned flowers. Lilac is soooo the pawfect colour" Autumn tittered " Wheel look such pretty Bridesmaids". Phuh. AN unlikely tail.If ever I heard one. (I did. That was the one.) Fortunately for us their dog accomplice tripped and slipped her front end into the dye bath. Lucky it wasn't her big back end. She would need a few more gallons of dye for that. Tee,heehee!!!! This half lilac dog is wanted for questioning and will be easy peasy to spot. However ES 5 believe she may go to ground. Even try and dig her way out of trouble. Ooooh haaaaaa!!!!!!!



BUT.We urge extreme caution to everybloggie in approaching this Half Lilac Flakie Lakie....



with a big back end. And bigger bad temper.Gulp.

Later that afternoon the dyed and disguised wheelies were seen gathering in the vicinity of Wisteria Lane. We sneaked this opportunity to obtain photographic evidence of all the guilty parties. Who have since given us the wheelabout.



It's suspected they're fine tuning their wheels and plans. Any evidence you can give to the Wheelies whereabouts will be treated in strict confidence.Thank you. From Eri......errr we mean....Interpol ES 5 Wheelie Police.