Wednesday, 10 September 2008

WHEELIES UNITED GET HEAVY

Hey bloggies! Look what the Kittie dropped off for me the other day. Otis whiskered to me he only did it as he owed Miss Enid a favour. Was feline a bit guilty as he'd been using her as a scratching post. Aw. Paw Miss Enid. Now I mustn't forget my manners. Thanks for the pawsome card WHEELIES UNITED, I know you made paw Miss Enid do that warning. But hey ho, what do you know? I thought it was funny HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!



But using my old spinster Miss Enid Wheelie on Wheels as a means to get to me and my blog WHEELIES UNITED, is doggedly devious. As for those BULLYING COMMENTS and THREATENING MESSAGES on my blog - will that make me change my mind? Uh oh. NO. As if. I'm a terrier remember. Eric Square Dogs Blog belongs to me. Me only. Me.

Listen up Dogs, Hammies and Kitties. Warned you before that some of them wheelies (and I mean only a pawful ) are up to no good. Popping up all over. And I've even seen them selling themselves for oodles of money on Mr.E.Bay. Have you too?? Started to CLONE THEMSELVES. Now they've formed a group called WHEELIES UNITED. Jeepers. Gulp. Watch out everybloggie.

As for Miss Enid. She yapped to me she's decided to distance herself from those wilful WHEELIES UNITED. Says she would now prefer to paw to Sir B rather than blog. Far more dignified for somedoggie of her age. Plus her wheels are a tad clumsy on pooter keys. Mom say's she's going to help Miss Enid post. Wagging wonderful! That means I get to go for extra walkies to the posting box. Mom said "not necessarily Eric, there are other ways of posting you know" Yeah? There are????? Bloggies, is that true? Guess we'll see.

22 comments:

Joe Stains said...

I knew it all along, I think we need some kind of task force to monitor their activities.

Mango said...

Hector here! I am innocent! I did not make that clone wheelie. If you see a wheelie that looks like me, it is not me (especially if you see it practicing maneuvers with GI Joe aimed at taking over the world).

Noah the Airedale said...

Oh I think we're safe. Not a wheelie in sight down under.

tailwags
Noah

Lorenza said...

Hi, Eric!
I will be in alert!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Asta said...

Eric
You'we a wanted Man, eww,Doggie, how pawsitively howwible..luckily Myrna is too besotted wif Gilbewt to wowwy about anything else..so I think she pwobably is not plotting against me..welcome back pal..I've missed you
smoochie kisses
ASTA

the 4 Bs said...

hi Eric, we have been watching our wheelies just to make sure they are behaving.

woofs.

umekotyan said...

Good evening Eric.
The freedom of the wheel is acquired.
Let's the spirit of blog it, and keep here happiness.
And, the comment on the threat is scared.

from loved ume tyan

Molly and Taffy said...

Eric

We are very concerned here. Are Wheelies taking over the world or something? Are they being mean to you Eric??

Worried Molly and Taffy

Maggie and Mitch said...

Hector-Farley is on his way to our house as we speak! We'll be getting to the bottom of this cloning story - you better believe it!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm...Wheelies United? Threatening posts? Scary representatives?

How odd...

Pear poo chutney? How even odder....do you serve that on thos table water crackers? Hmm...
I dunno Eric...sounds like the Wheelies are gettin' all subversive and Scruffy needs some mouthwash....

Frankly...I just lay around and meditate. Cept for today...mumise was just braggin' that I haven't chewed up a shoe in months...

Nabbed her favorite sandals today...gone..both of them....ahhhhhhh...BURP! It's gettin' towards winter anyway...she needs to cover those toes...

Stanley

Gucci said...

Errrric...I don't know what a wheelie is. :[

Petey said...

YIPEEE!!!! My bestest pal Eric is back from prison, errr, I mean, doggie camp. Did you go on a hunger strike again? Did you get that pizza I had delivered to you?

Can't wait to hear all about your adventures (oh, and what the 2-leggededs did as well!)

Get ready for Vegas, baby, we're off this weekend!

Your pal,

Petey

happy said...

We'll keep a lookout at our side here.

Have a good weekend now!

Dewey Dewster said...

Eric...

That's a mean lookin' "Beware of this Dog" card that Miss Enid produced fer ya....if it were me....'n Toby...'n my Mom too....we would take matters inta our own paws 'n rip Miss Enid ta shreds fer sure.....she wouldn't be wheelin' anywhere but the trash barrel....she doesn't have quills, does she?? If not, go fer it....last time we looked wheelies don't have a heartbeat either.....fair game......

Dewey Dewster here......

Agatha and Archie said...

Ya know we think this is getting serious.. Arch is getting a little worried...more to follow,we think we hear the makings of a get together in the room next door...could it be wheelies??????lvoe A+A

Chef said...

Eric, what's going on? Are the wheelies really a subversive bunch of thugs? I'd be surprised. But just in case, I'm watching out over here for anything suspicious... I'll let you know.

xox
Chef

COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

My mother has not allowed me to access the computer for a while, and I am very behind in my blogger reading/posting. But, I say.. it's YOUR blog dog darn it. No wheelies should post on your blog.

I shall keep an eye out for miscreant wheelies.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh my.. that's scary.. You think stuffies are in this too? That's why Bluey Wooey was mean to me.

~ Bae

JB's Big World said...

HI Eric,
Thanks for coming to visit me! Deetz is my very very good friend, and any friend of Deetz is a friend of mine. I actually have lots of doggie friends and my mom says I am a dog in a cat suit, so there you go!
You doggies and your wheelies are so silly. You have so much fun!
Love your photo in your previous post!
Hope to see you again soon!
--JB

DESERT PUPS said...

Woof Eric

Don't think we've ever met before. Desert Pups here just saying woof and nice to meet you.

Desert Pups

Toffee said...

I cannot believe that you were accused of being mean...you, my dear, do not have a mean bone in you! Oh! The outrage!

Asta said...

Eric
I'm so gwateful that you undewstand that I'm not being a Diva..I have simple needs, and I think Petey should not balk at meeting them..I wish you wewe coming wif us on location..we'll cewtainly be thinking of you and taking lots of pictoowes so you can feel like you'we pawt of evewything..I'm going to miss you
talk to you as soon as I can
love and smoochie kisses
ASTA