Episode 3, Shot in Square Dog's House.
Alarmingly like the TV show of a similar name.
Scandalous goings on, tails of intrigue
and dialogue of an adult nature.
Warning;- some viewers may find
the following disturbing
After my escapades at Ruby's in Episode 2 I was wagging excited. Back home for my next idea. BED HOP with Otis kittie!! Rushed over to yap at him. Tail wagging. He yawned.Turned over. Went back to sleep.
That's when I noticed. Otis was already Bed Hopping. On his own. Into my new bed. Bloggies. Tell him. Not fair. It's my bed. With Mini-Me's on it. All mine. To replace my Fat Boy Bed. By the by. Any dog in Jackson's Substantial Wire's club want the Fat Boy? HA, haaaaa!!
Woke Otis back up. Spoilsport still refused to bed hop. Mewed he sleeps wherever he likes. Including my bed. But he had a better idea. Whiskered it to me. Wagging funny. Outrageous. Suitable for Adult Bloggies only. Put our plan into action a day later. Right in front of the 2 leggededs. Look away if you don't want to see us playing . .
Holy Mackerel!!!! Otis look at me! Crikey!!! You are Absolutely. Filthy. Dirty. You washed tonight? What about behind your ears ? You could grow taters in there. Stay still. I'll wash them for you.
PYJAMA GAMES AND TALKING DIRTY IN BED!!!OOOOH!!!
Peek- a- boo!
I can't see you!
Pook- a-bee!
Can you see me?
HAHA HAAAAAAAA!!!!
HAHA HAAAAAAAA!!!!
Holy Mackerel!!!! Otis look at me! Crikey!!! You are Absolutely. Filthy. Dirty. You washed tonight? What about behind your ears ? You could grow taters in there. Stay still. I'll wash them for you.
Now hop in. No more games. Or talking. Night Night.
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25 comments:
LMAO....That was a great game of peek a boo....I don't know what happened to my mum, she fell out of her chair laughing so hard...I said, mum its just a game...fricken weirdo she is, I tell ya
Deetzy
tchtch...consorting with a KAT!
what is this world coming to?
gussie
SHOCKED...JUST SHOCKED....
BTW, Scruffy washes Babystan's ears out all the time...
Hmm...maybe we need a kitty in this house...how did ya train him to play peek a boo?
So when is Enid posting? Hmm....???? Gilbert and Fiona wanna know....
Barkin' at ya Sweet Eric...
Laciegirl
Pee Ess...those rumors of me asking Rodney out are just that ...rumors...um...I THOUGHT he said he had a diploma...not a lipoma...sniff...
Your dog is so cute!
EEEEWWWWW Eric....
Yuck yuck yuck.....kissin' a cat!!!!! What were ya thinkin'??? Oh my, yer gonna get cat hormones mixed up in yer body fer sure...wake up some day with a cat's face 'n tail 'n the uncontrollable urge ta use a litter box.....chase mice... (although that one would be an exceptional change)....climb trees.....yer doomed Eric...change yer wayward ways before it's too late.....get Otis outta yer bed fer dogs sake...and don't let anyone else see what ya were doin' ....'n don't get yer mouth near 'em again at all.....cats are not Dogs, Eric....repeat after me 100 times......
Dewey Dewster here...
Hi Eric
Hope you're having a great weekend. Go wash your tongue now ok.
tailwags
Noah
that's kinda scary, all of that licking stuff and peek-a-boo with a c-a-t. we don't know about that. it just ... hmmmm... well, we're not sure.... c-a-t... we don't know.
woofs.
You know that is a CAT right?? eeeee??!?!??!
Sure is a lot of action at your place. Nice job with the ear cleaning. Hope you pulled out some yummy goobers.
Slobbers,
Mango
P.S. Very stylish bed, my man.
Eric
I can't believe my comment Ileft yestewday isn't hewe..I think youw pootew hates me..anyway..IloveOtis unlike all the cat hating doggies....Otis is vewy lucky to have you cleaning his eaws..btw..Ewic..thewe awe two mowe featoowes oat the movies on my bloggie..you must have been out getting those cawamels when they announced it..so come back and see them
smoochie kisses
ASTA
We met a kitty on Nantucket and he wasn't even afraid of us!
We missed you, Eric!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Hi pal!
Wow, Mica and I have never mastered Peek-a-boo, although we do sleep side-by-side on the bed and give each other nose sniffs! He used to let Maui clean his face and ears, but neither of us has tried it.
I got to go to the Apple store with Mommy yesterday. Told them I was an iPup.
And the teens are gone (they didn't play with me nearly enough) so I'm back on the big bed! YIPEEE!!!!
Your pal,
Petey
Eric, we are proud of you. It takes a real mandog to allow himself to be pictured washing his furry brothers ears. Your game of Peek a boo looked like fun too. We don't know any woofies apart from the *cat killing dog* who lives near us, but you make us think that there are a lot of nice woofies out there.
Oh and we are sorry to have to tell you, but it is a fact that kitties have first choice of ALL beds.
* It is because of this dog that we are not allowed out on our own. Our dad built a 8' high fence to keep us safe in our garden. We are only allowed to go for walks in our fields when our mum is with us.*
Hi Eric! We play bed-hopping, here, too, but it's just us 3 doggies. Patches used to live with a bunch of cats, but Mom won't allow us to have any. She says it's just too dangerous with 3 large 'dales. We don't see what the problem is! Nice game of Peek-a-boo!
Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches
Hi,Eric!
Looks like you were having a good time with Otis!
Taking turns on the bed, playing peek-a-boo, washing ears (?)!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
What a cute nite you 2 had. I bet you both had sweet dreams
~ Girl girl
Good evening eric.
The Pajama Game is happy time.
Time to wash one's face is necessary.
The kiss is seen.
In the dream. ：D
from loved ume tyan
Oh Eric, if only Beauty would let me clean her ears like you clean Otis,' I'd be such a happyBoxer. If I try, she spits at me! You must teach me your secret to success with kitties.
xox
Chef
oooh Eric your bed looks so comfy!
That was so considerate to do a little ear cleaning...but think - wouldn't it be nice to have some home grown "ear taters?"
Mom checked out the half marathon...looks great! This year she and dad are doing the Boston Half marathon on the same date!
Glad you got your bed back. I'd have nibbled the ears to see what they taste like.
Simba x
I thought you said you never canoodled with Otis???? Hehehe! J x
Eri
ouw day would have been so much pawfectew if you would have been wif us!
I think you should move hewe
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Eric...
Know what I just realized...our pages have the same colors! That is awesome! Two great minds think alike!
Peek-a-boo is such an awesome game to play with the C-A-T-S!
Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley
Eric,ARch here writing for Agatha.....Uhhmmmm,we don't know how to tell you this,but ah,,,,,we ummmm don't really get along with, I mean they are nice and stuff, but uh,,,,,cats and us just doesn't happen....uh....maybe if it were in the same house,,,but then maybe not becasue Agatha couldn't even finish reading the post because she is running around in circles and growling and stuff....
Woof
Pets in the city. That's so funny. We bet it's a smash hit.
Desert Pups
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