Thursday, 19 June 2008

PETS IN THE CITY - EPISODE ONE

"Pets in the City" bought to you by Eric's Home Blog in the Office. London.

Bloggies. Any resemblance to a TV show of a similar name is dog - gone crazy! My blog of our weeks escapades contains graphic scenes of a shocking and disturbing nature. Especially to Dogs that blog. And maybe a Hamster.

EPISODE ONE

Eric's Opening Monologue.
Whatever happened to the relationship between cats and dogs. Were we always playing cat and mouse with each other? Playfully teasing? Prolonging the pain and torment of one another? One minute being the hunter. The next the hunted. That's how life is with me and the Kittie. Here's how my week started when Otis sneaked into my crate.



SCENE 1. I'M OUTRAGED!



SCENE 2. THEN ENQUIRING???



SCENE 3. DARING TO ENTER



SCENE 4. EJECTED AND DEJECTED



SCENE 5. REFLECTING. PLOTTING.



SCENE 6. WARNING. SCENES OF A HORRIFIC NATURE.
THE KITTIE FINDS HIS FAVOURITE TOY MOUSE DASTARDLY DESTROYED!



SCENE 7. THE SHOWDOWN

Eric's Closing Monologue.
Later on this week I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up and tear you apart. Others Sincere. New Pals. True Friends. Those that bring up lots of questions. And those, that in spite of everything, allow two opposites to attract. Exist side by side. Cat and Dog. Love and Hate. Friend and Foe. Guess that's me and Otis. Look at that darn silly cat. Always sneaking under things to sleep. Newspapers, magazines, bags, duvets. Even under my blanket. Yes. They are. It's the real deal. These truly are untouched photos of the Kittie and me. Oh - me - oh - my. The shame. The shame. Dog. I hope no doggy sees me.


SCENE 8. SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY!






(Pals. I'm going away for R + R with the 2 leggededs next week. Please forgive me if I don't visit you and your blog then but Daddi Square says if we have pooters he and Momi will work and I will blog! As if! So they are banned. Can you imagine ? What will we do? I've put my blog on scheduler for next week, wig your wag over if you can. I'll be around to visit you again soon)

27 comments:

Molly and Taffy said...

Hi Eric

Have a good week away next week with the uprights.

We are off on hols as well on Saturday, no blogging allowed with us either.

Have fun, be good and be safe

Molly and Taffy

Maggie & Mitch said...

What a cute picture of you and Otis sleeping together! You're a better dog than we are, Eric! We'd never allow that to happen!
Have a great time on your vacation! We'll miss you!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

William Tell said...

I think you got the message across to Otis. Too funny!

Have a nice week!

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Butchy & Snickers said...

Awwwwh, that's a cute picture of you & Otis napping together. You probably don't know this about me Butchy since you haven't been blogging too long, but I Butchy, before Mama rescued me, lived with a CAT & a doberman. Yep, a kitty. I guess I would wrestle with the cat all day long. It's just like everything in this world, there are good kitties & there are bad kitties. It's nice to be pals with the good kitties. Otis is surely a good kittie. Have fun on your trip!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Agatha and Archie said...

Oh buddy,first a bunny now a kitty.The shame,the humiliation..perhaps you are a better dog than we are,but......next to the rat our main man,our next most evil arch enemy is..yep you got it...the person you are talking about( can't even write the name) We think we need you to come over here for a long long talk.Love A+A(the picture of you sleeping is cute.What we are thinking is that you had NO IDEA that kitty was there)Have a nice hol!!!

Asta said...

Eric
I'm so sowwy we couldn't foxtwot the night away..I would have loved that my sweet Ewic...I don't think thewe is any shame in being non agwessive ..I have catses fow fwiends..and I don't like making blanket statements..like "I hate all" ....
I hope you will have a faboolous holiday..I will miss you lots!!!
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh that's really brave of you to be so close with a kitty.
That part about the toy mouse sure is scary. I gotta cover my eyes at that photo

~ Girl girl

Simba said...

Keep a close eye on that cat, they may look all sweetness and light. But they carry sharp razors in their paws.

Simba x

Noah the Airedale said...

G'day Eric
Have fun on your trip away. Our pinkies are going away for 2 days during the week and we're off to camp.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Deetz said...

I think it is cool you have such a wonderful friendship with Otis the kittie. Those were wonderful photos of the two of you. Have fun on your adventures with your pawents and hopefully by the time you get back, my mum will not be as busy as she is right now.
Deetz

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Jackson said...

Hey Eric, canoodling with cats? That's really not on!! J x

Jake of Florida said...

We have cat relatives -- but happily they DO NOT LIVE WITH US. We are impressed by your approach to your situation. Obviously your kittie understands a good thing when he sees one.

Lots of wirey love. Have fun on your R&R -- we'll miss you.

Jake and Just Harry

Lorenza said...

Hi, Eric!
Are we going to see more scenes of the story??
What happened with that mouse??
Have a nice vacation!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Dewey Dewster said...

Eric...we should be horrified that ya cozy up ta a cat, but ya know my Dad, Fred, 'n my bro, George live with a kittie 'n they get along fine. It's all in how yer brought up....but I see ya got even anyway fer Otis hoggin' yer crate...now that is really an insult ta ya....cause that's yer castle man....I'm glad ya ripped up his mouse....have a great holiday...

Dewey Dewster here....

Toffee said...

What a wonderful love/hate/love relationship that you and your kitty have! I loved those pictures with you two.

Have a terrierific vacation.
I'll miss you!

Beta said...

All the cats in my neighbourhood send mixed signals. They follow me on my walks but if I go and say hello they smack me on the nose.

sigh.

Have fun on your vacation.

Love and biscuits,

Beta

PS: the computer had a mini breakdown and deleted your comment on my blog. Sigh. Thanks for dropping by.

Gree and Othello Wedding said...

Eric
THis movie pwoves that you would be the best staw evew .
Those Nick and Nora hoomans doing the film don't know what they missed out on
smooochie kisses
ASTA

Asta said...

Eric

That last post was by me, hehehe ..I was signed in wong
love and smoochie kisses
ASTA

The Airechicks said...

Eric:

You were acting right - just a job - just for treats - huh???

Gotta pay for treats anyway you can ......

Otis - we hope your kittie pals DO NOT see this episode of "PETS IN THE CITY" you'll be kicked of the club bud......

HAve a wonderful HOLIDAY !!!!

Best put all your stuff up - Otis might be filming while your gone ..

XXoooXXoooXoooXOOoo

Chef said...

Eric, I'm all for peaceful co-existence and all but take a good look at that kitty.. are you sure she's not frozen in place by terror? I've seen that look before... on my catsister. I don't know, Eric ....
Have a great holiday.
xox
Chef

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Oh, Eric...you're so clever! If only I could be that close to a kitty without having to continually smell it and nose poke it!

Have some good R+R!!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

happy said...

That's an interesting relationship! Looking forward to episode 2.

Have a good time now!

umekotyan said...

Good evening eric.
The history of dog and cat's stories goes back an old history.
It can be able to know the one called a sexagenary cycle in China and Japan.
The rat is included in the sexagenary cycle.
And, there is no cat.
This cheats the cat by the rat, and assumes the thing not held in the sexagenary cycle to be a legend. The cat and ..rat.. reviews.
It is a difficult story for a moment.
I'm sorry.
Operetta of cat of patterned wonderful carpet. :)

from loved ume tyan

Petey said...

Hi Eric!

I've grown up with Mica, who is 13 years older than me! We'll sometimes sleep side by side but I think he's more embarrassed to have a dog friend than I am to have a kitty friend. But stay on Otis's good side - when I made Mica mad, he peed in my bowl! Yech!

From Mica — "That photo frightened me - at first I thought you'd beheaded poor Otis! Don't take him on a tour of the Tower of London!"

Have fun on your holiday!

Your pals,

Petey and Mica

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Ya sleep with a CAT?????????
Hmm...don't think that would work here...not one little bit!!! The cats we've had in this house are NOT the cuddling type...they hiss and spit and fluff up and attack...no snuggles there!!!!!

Hope ur havin' a fab holiday...when you get back ya gotta come and see what Babystan did...he's in the doghouse...it's impressive!!!!!

Lacie!

Pacco de Mongrel said...

u makes me feel like getting myself a kitty sis too