Dog-a-bloggies, I've been in a wag of excitement all this week. Got my parcel exchange the other day! You got yours? Came in this special van. A Royal delivery from Simba King. Clock those dents in the Royal Van. Been driven by a paw driver. Paw driver? Get it? Tee,hee, heeee.
Simba King, you know him ? He's a Right Royal Pup. Sent me a van load of goodies. Want a peek ?
Can't do anything without brother Otis wanting to join in. Nosey in my parcel.Wanting to lick MY yummmmalicious bone. Bat my ball. Taste the treaties. Nibble on my veggie bones. Tug the tuggie toy. Even tried to whisker his way into my new book. Dastardly Book for Dogs - by Rex and Sparky. DOGS Otis. For Dogs.
Dastardly Book is pawfect for a novice dog like me. A billion and one new ways to be a rascal. Jump out of the Handbag and into the Mire. Get back to being proper dogs. I'm reading a few pages in bed every night before lights out. Boy oh Boy are there some good tips in there. For instance. What's edible? The books star rates Vomit ***** Stars. Poo *****Stars! Here's what is says. Vomit/Poo. Your front and back ends are basically round the clock delis, dispensing convenient and renewable munchies. If you were really enthusiastic about that two week old polish sausage, but it didn't sit well with your stomach the first time, this is like winning a second chance. WoW! Great idea, double bubble on the treats front for ever!!!
Thank you a million Simba King. Long may you reign.Three cheers for the King! I playbow to you in humble gratitude for all my pawfect presents. Sorry not to stop around. Got a lot to do.
Like contemplate my presents while chomping on my new bone.
Have a game or twenty of tuggie with my new tug toy
Another chew of my lip-licking lovely bone.
And read my book at bedtime. Night. Night.
Pee. S. Look at the foxy Forever Foxed Thank You card Jackson sent me. He's so pawlite.
Thanks for the Thank You card pal!
I'm scooting. Got a cat to bury and a bone to play with. Heehehehehe! Me Eric Dastardly. Signing off.
OMdoG...Is This Fun or What???
7 years ago