Friday, 6 June 2008

A KINGS RANSOM

Dog-a-bloggies, I've been in a wag of excitement all this week. Got my parcel exchange the other day! You got yours? Came in this special van. A Royal delivery from Simba King. Clock those dents in the Royal Van. Been driven by a paw driver. Paw driver? Get it? Tee,hee, heeee.



Simba King, you know him ? He's a Right Royal Pup. Sent me a van load of goodies. Want a peek ?









Can't do anything without brother Otis wanting to join in. Nosey in my parcel.Wanting to lick MY yummmmalicious bone. Bat my ball. Taste the treaties. Nibble on my veggie bones. Tug the tuggie toy. Even tried to whisker his way into my new book. Dastardly Book for Dogs - by Rex and Sparky. DOGS Otis. For Dogs.



Dastardly Book is pawfect for a novice dog like me. A billion and one new ways to be a rascal. Jump out of the Handbag and into the Mire. Get back to being proper dogs. I'm reading a few pages in bed every night before lights out. Boy oh Boy are there some good tips in there. For instance. What's edible? The books star rates Vomit ***** Stars. Poo *****Stars! Here's what is says. Vomit/Poo. Your front and back ends are basically round the clock delis, dispensing convenient and renewable munchies. If you were really enthusiastic about that two week old polish sausage, but it didn't sit well with your stomach the first time, this is like winning a second chance. WoW! Great idea, double bubble on the treats front for ever!!!

Thank you a million Simba King. Long may you reign.Three cheers for the King! I playbow to you in humble gratitude for all my pawfect presents. Sorry not to stop around. Got a lot to do.



Like contemplate my presents while chomping on my new bone.



Have a game or twenty of tuggie with my new tug toy



Another chew of my lip-licking lovely bone.



And read my book at bedtime. Night. Night.

Pee. S. Look at the foxy Forever Foxed Thank You card Jackson sent me. He's so pawlite.
Thanks for the Thank You card pal!



I'm scooting. Got a cat to bury and a bone to play with. Heehehehehe! Me Eric Dastardly. Signing off.


24 comments:

Asta said...

Eric Dastawdly???not you..but that's a gweat one..I'd like to have a look at those tips myself...you suwe got lucky having a king sending you pwesents..and Woyal Mail to boot...well I think you mowe thandesewve it..I hope you have a gweat time enjoying all of it!!
you look soooo handsome
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Maggie & Mitch said...

What a haul, Eric! King Simba sure knows how to shop! That book sounds like excellent reading! We'd love to hear more excerps from it!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Agatha and Archie said...

WHOA!!! What a haul!!!! That bone looks YUMMY! And that rope toy!! Wouldn't we like a tug with you!!! We must say we will have to look for that book...just the small bit you talked about was enough to get us VERY interested......Paw driver.....hee hee hee Love and kisses A+A

William Tell said...

Wow, a book of terrier tips? Sounds like something I need, too! hee hee

Happy Tails,
William Tell

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

A Bad Limerick by Scruffy.

Eric got loads of yummies;
Bones that are good for his gummies!

Share? He would not
No way...so he sought

A quiet corner to stuff his tummy.

By the way...we don't get the paw driver thing...nope...just don't get it.

Amazing box of pressies ya got there dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scruffman

Sparky said...

Eric!

Wow man, you really did get a King's ransom! What a treasure! You're gonna have a BLAST with all of that stuff!

That book sounds really good, I think I'll have to get my humans to buy me that book, hee hee.

I hope you have a GRRRReat weekend!

Sparky

Lorenza said...

Hi, Eric!
Glad you got your goodie package from Simba! He sent you very nice presents!
That books sure sounds interesting!
Give us more tips, ok?
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Jackson said...

Hey Eric, wow Simba sent you some pawsome stuff! Are you sure you NEED that book Eric? I thought us terriers actually WROTE it! Hehehe! Glad you liked the thank you card. That's me on the front, did you recognise me? J x

Simba said...

My own royal mail van. Finally I am the real King. Glad you liked the gifts and they arrived safely.

I got a parcel from you yesterday. I will blog about it next week.

Thank you very much.

Simba x

Noah the Airedale said...

Hi Eric
The goodies exchange is unreal. You're pressies from Simba are great. You look like your really enjoying everything.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Petey said...

Hi Eric!

Forget playing Snowy in the TinTin movie - you and I could star in the movie adaption of that Dastardly Dogs book. We could be like Butch Cairnidy and the SquareDog Kid!

At the very least, we could have a terrier book group!

Your pal,

Petey

Dewey Dewster said...

Eric...I think ya have been nippin' too much Cider 'n Mead matie..yer loosin' it fer sure...It looks like ya enjoyed yer International Goody Box the same as I did...too bad yer bro Otis had ta get in on it...But I gotta ask...do ya really live on Wags Way in Square Town, Dogsville?

Now that bool must be sumpin' fer sure....totally pawsome...good thing yer readin' a bit of that every night...ya can get yer Dogtorate in no time.....enjoy yer toys....

Dewey Dewster here.....

Dewey Dewster said...

Eric, I meant
Now that book,( not bool) must be sumpin' fer sure....totally pawsome...good thing yer readin' a bit of that every night...ya can get yer Dogtorate in no time.....enjoy yer toys....

Maybe I need ta stay off the sauce too....

Dewey Dewster here.....

Toffee said...

Eric!
YOu look so cute playing with those toys...I especially liked the furry steel grey toy that was featured...I would really like to play with that one! Oh wait! Riley tells me that is your kitty friend...oops! I thought it was a toy - a very handsome toy at that!

I am very impressed that you can read such intense novels by the way.
hope you had a busy weekend with your new toys!
woof!
toffee

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Pawsome presents you got there, Eric! The International Package Exchange was a GREAT idea!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

umekotyan said...

Good evening eric.
Wonderful present from simba.
Is it a present from Rome or do?
A toy package is a lot of enjoyments.
The book is very anxious.
What kind of thing is being written there?
The enjoyment that reads the book is infinity.
Please spend wonderful time slowly. :)

from loved ume tyan

Deetz said...

Awe Eric....How exciting..That cat sure is nosey....What a great book to read too
Deetz

Girl Girl Hamster said...

What pawsome gifts from Simba. That book sure looks very informative

~ Girl girl

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Ooooooo...you get to bury Otis? How do you do that? I want to bury Satan. Last night she jumped on my human and pokie pawed her all night. I thikn she's trying to take over!

By the way, Simba sent you some awesome stuff! Does the book squeek? Squeeking is good, but bones are even better. Mmmmmmm packages. I like how you made a hole and tunneled in! That's what us terriers are made for! We tunnel, then search and destroy! Heheheh!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Lenny said...

You got some great presents! Thank you for the excellent book review. I will have to check that out. It looks like good summer reading.

Your friend, Lenny

happy said...

Ooh that's definitely a king's ransom!

Molly and Taffy said...

Eric

What marvellous goodies you received, all those fantastic treats will surely keep you busy for a while.

Molly and Taffy

Sophie Brador said...

Hi Eric! Followed the link from Agatha & Archie's place. Are you aware that you are living with a cat? Just thought I'd let you know. Great presents.

xo
SB

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Geesh Simba has his own pawsonal mail delivery service! Now that's something!

I enjoy wiry books too.

Bussie Kissies
Buster