OLYMPIC REHEARSALS

Woofing at you every doggie! How's your wiggers wagging? Now.I know. Long time no see. But see. Been busy. Preparing for my dig day. Or is that big day? I'm lead performer in the opening show. Of. You. Know. What. In. London. Twenty. Twelve. Smashing eh?

Yeah. See? Been working like a dog in rehearsals.

I'm sure this is my start position.

Ooops. Almost forgot to salute the Royal Dorgies.

Hey! You! Waaay back in the cheap seats. See me ok?

Course. You doggies in ringside have a smashing view of my square self.

Now. Everybloggie.Watch me! Watch me!

Wheyyyy Heyyyyyyy!!Here I gooooooooooooo.........

What? You're thinking "Huh Eric.....that's really EASYPEASYLEMONSQUEEZY?"

AS IF.WAIT TILL YOU SEE ME OPENING THE GAMES...

...JUMPING THROUGH THEM RINGS OF FLAMES!!!!!

CRIKEEEY. Hope I don't frizzle my fine foxie furs.....

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CHRISTMAZ DECORATIONZ

Ho ho ho! Haz everybloggie been good? Oui? Long time no zee. Oui.It really IZ me! Santa Pawz!



St.Nicholaz. I'm having ze kittens over ze Squarez choice of Chrizmaz decorationz. Now. Ici. Zee theze Chrizmaz baubliez....



O.La.La.Loveleezee. Zen. There iz zere pathetic Chrizmaz tree. Hehee!! Saved only by a square woofzee hanging at ze very tippy top.



But zen. One can hardly believe onze piez. Ze Sqwuares want to change ze existing comfy cushionz on ze sofaz for Chrizmaz. My friendz. Prepare your good elf selvez. Zey want to change zem.... to zeeze onez!!!!!!!!!



Zut Alorz! Are zey mad? Black cushionz will show up ze loose furz? And az if Eric can read. (winky winky eh everydoggie?!)I must show ze Squarez how to decorate for Christmaz. Az ze room must be, how you zay? Mixy Matchy wiz ze charming and most handzome Eric! Show him at his best. A demonzration if you pleeze Eric. Of how ze colour palettez of the decorz must blend and colour matchy to your fine furry self. Ah yezzzzz.......like zooooo.



Magnifique!! How modest dear Eric iz as he'z demonstrating how the Squarez decor should mixy matchy him. Oui! Oui! The Squarez need to understand a dog curled up against mixy matchy sofaz cushionz is this yearz MUST HAVE Christmaz Room Decoration. Isn't that zo doggeez?

OUT AND ABOUT IN PARIS AND LONDON

Well would you blogging believe it?

A visitor from over the pee!

Came to see this wiry square dog,

Auntie Jane. And my bestie pal Petey.

Yikes! Then who rocked up? Yes! Lacie!

Screaming "Stoopid Square.You fixed me a date?

Aunti Jane! Put on my black lippy.

And Eric. I don't want a date with your mate!!!

True to form Lacie cranked up her blender

Wizzed up drinks with coke zero (no fat)

Seemed to send her a itsy bit crazzeeee

Double dating with my brother the cat.......

Fox trotted our guests to my Pally

Tried to lose 'n confuser her. See?

Butt. Hoo boy! That Lacie went diggin'

Her butt stuck. Off course. Tee hee!!

"Let me in! Let me in!" Lacie schreechied.

"I've a date with some dude called Harry

Meantime. Guess I'll look.....

For rich batchelor dogs to marry.

I dispatched them girls quick to the station.

On a train bound for gay Parrrree.

Heard the beasty was way embarrassin'....

Screaming "Boyz! C'est Lacie. Lakie"

They zoomied around. Sightseeing the town.

Autie J! Auntie B! Take piccy's of me!

Lacie yapped "In Pareeee. Mais Oui!

I'm by far the BIGGEST attraction. Ici!"

Course. They visited Versailles Palace

All sparkling with glitter and gold.

King Louis was once there residing

And Lacie came over all bold.......

"A King where is he? I want him!" she trilled.

"I'll feed him breakfast and smoothies in bed.

What? A wife? He already has one?

Umm. Perhaps they can chop off her head?"

"Imagine me Queen of this Frogland

Dressed in Ermine with Amethyst Crown.

I would rule everydoggie wears purple!

And Miss Enid will hold up my gown."

But this yapping of hers soon abated.

And she sat most content by the Lake.

Think it's due to that Marie ghost whisperin'

"Forget him then you can eat cake......?"

We had a superdooper time with our vistors. Come back soon. Yeah. Even you Lacie!

POWER OF THE PAW REQUIRED

Everybloggie. Power of the Paw is needed for my Best Friend Furever. Petey. Wig your wag over and wish him a speedy recovery from his surgery.

He and his Mom need our power to help Petey back on his paws. Playing ball again. Know you can do it Petey! Trucks loads of zen is coming your way. And. Sigh. You lucky boy......those Hot to Trot nursies too.....

A SQUIZ

Yoohoo everbloggie. How's about doing a Squiz for a change? That's a quiz by a Square dog. The photo will give you a clue to the right answer. Righty ho. Ready Steady? Let's go.

Question 1. Is this...

S. As pretty as a picture?

D. Lovely.But look better with a dog in it?

E. A peaceful place to wig your wagger?

Question 2. Am I....

S.Putting my best paw forward?

D.Plotting my next Eric Dastardly Deed?

E.Looking blooming handsome?

Question 3. Me again. Am I?

S. Stopping to smell the flowers?

D. Getting a dogalicious whiff of sausage rolls from a backpackers bag?

E. Listening to them bluebells ring-a-dinging?

Question 4. What happened next. Did I ....

S. Practice my sprint start for the 2012 Olympics?

D. Run like the clappers towards those sausage rolls?

E. Show both Squares my clean pair of heels?

Question 4. Later. I'm barking at Daddy Square. Was I ..

S. Asking for brown sauce to go with my sausage rolls?

D. Begging not to be put back on my lead?

E. Asking what was for puddin'?

Question 5. This is a difficult one. After being walked on my lead in the opposite direction for at least fifteen minutes. And a loooong distance away from the backpackers bag. I was let off my lead. Guess what?

S.The Squares reflect on what a lovely peaceful walkies we were all having?

D.I was nowhere to be seen as I legged it straight back for a second helping of sausage roll?

E.I took time to enjoy this smashing view?

Question 6. Heheeheee!! Am I laughing.....

S. Because Daddy Square fell headlong over skinning his knees as he tried to catch me and shouted out plenty of naughty naughty bad boy words?

D. Because I'm a right little rascal?

E. Both of the above?

Daddy Square remarked he hasn't skinned his knees like that since he was 10 and wondered if the backpacker ever had a sense of humour.

Question 7. But what was this bad boy thinking as I was hooked on my lead for the rest of the walk.....

S. I can win the Olympics 100yd dash easy peasy if there's food at the end of the track.

D. Lookie! My butt is half the size of a certain flakie Lakie's?

E. Put your mincies on me! I should win "Rear of the Year" eh?

FEVER

Yoohoo everbloggie! Haven't been here forever. Missed ya.How's your wigger wagging? Right now. I've only gone and got IT. Chills. Knots of flutterbies in my belly.Can't sleep. Course I can still eat. Yeah.

Really

think

I've

got

me

a

big

old

fever

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harhaaaaa!!!!!

WEDDING FEVAH!!! WOOHOOO!!!Ready and waiting......

BOUNCING BERTIE'S BIRTHDAY!

Yoohoo everybloggie! Today is my dear nephew Bertie's 1st Birthday. Wig your wagger over to wish him a happy one won't you? Now. Bet you've often pondered how me and my young nephew Bertie lookielikee ? Tee heee. Loookie.



Which is him?



Which is me?



See? Twinses! With our one ear up trick.



Both of us interested

in broadening our minds. By getting hold of a good book. Get the picture? Yeah me and him. Have the very same Square Dog Squareness. When I yapped this excitedly to M Square she dismissed it as "another of your fanciful idea's Eric. Of course you aren't his Uncle. I'll get hold of little Bertie's Pee Degree from Gail to show you"

She did. Boy oh boy. Bark about gobsmacked!! This handsome foxy below is Bertie's Daddy's Daddy. That's Bertie's Grandpa. Int.Ch Sanfelipe Sunny Bay with Malrich.



Ain't he a looker? That handsome dude above is also my Daddy's Daddy. My Grandpappy too!!!! Woopeee dooo!!!! Me and Bertie really DID get our pee degrees from the same pee pod.





One quarter of the family pee tree is XACTLY the same for him as it is for me!!! Going back for ever and ever. All the yellow highlighted lines in on our pee degree are the same. We share a couple of Great/Great Great Grandma's on our Mother's side too.

Means. I'm Bertie's Uncle. Square Stepbrother. Once removed. Cracker Dog Cousin. Officially. But then me' n Bertie knew all long we shared the same very same size 16 and 1/2" square jeans. Even though his are mostly straight and narrow denim. And mine are more down 'n dirty distressed. Know what M Square said bout all this ? "Hmmm. Seem's to me Eric the gene pool of Squares is waaaaay too small. Most likely accounts for how really wired you foxies are"

Wired??? But of course!!! Nephew Bertie. I'm proper proud to bark,is carrying on our fine foxy family tradition.



Happy Barkday Bertie!!!